Morbo Region Round 2: 2 Futurefreak vs. 10 ~FazeShift~

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In Morbo's third match-up of Round 2, Randi and Faze take it to the streets. Who'll be one step closer to ultimate victory?

[Reply #1 on:]

rolled the dice again... faze

[Reply #2 on:]

The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more than a few.

[Reply #3 on:]

You can't spell Ireland without "ire"!

That's so needlessly hostile, though. Why can't we all just get along?

[Reply #4 on:]

Usually it's because of those damn Quebecois.

[Reply #5 on:]

Randi obviously

[Reply #6 on:]

The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more than a few.

Well if the Irish are responsible for such cataclysm and genocide, then I'll vote for the California Raisin, Randi.

[Reply #7 on:]

~FazeShift~!

[Reply #8 on:]

Randi.  Roll on Vegas!

[Reply #9 on:]

As far as I  know there are only 2 choices....I voted for futurefreak

[Reply #10 on:]

Faze must win.

[Reply #11 on:]

Go FazeShift

[Reply #12 on:]

As far as I  know there are only 2 choices....I voted for futurefreak

There's only one choice, a choice being a set of alternatives. If there were multiple alternatives with each decision affecting the outcome of the next, then you would have multiple choices.

Hence multiple-choice examination papers are something of a misnomer.

I'm aware that this is not strictly accurate, but I find it amusing.

[Reply #13 on:]

Important Fact:

As an Irishman, FazeShift is a direct descendent of Arthur Guinness, better known as King Arthur, famed founder of the Knights of the Round Pub, progenetor of the entire Irish race and, most importantly, inventor of Guinness.

[Reply #14 on:]

I hate Guinness.

[Reply #15 on:]

I hate Guinness.

Stuff looks like used motor oil.  When Kelly use to drink beer, that was her beer of choice.  I will always be a Bud-man.  That red, white and blue thing, you know.

[Reply #16 on:]

Hrm. People disliking guinness. This looks like a job for advertising!

[Reply #17 on:]

Alcohol consumption probably has little to no effect on the outcome of Zeno's Paradox.

[Reply #18 on:]

That's what she said!

[Reply #19 on:]

Hrm. People disliking guinness. This looks like a job for advertising!

Advertising?  Brilliant!

[Reply #20 on:]

The man bought a Lego Death Star. LEGO DEATH STAR!

[Reply #21 on:]

Oh, btw, Randi.

Sorry Faze, but she has breasts and you don't.

[Reply #22 on:]

The man bought a Lego Death Star. LEGO DEATH STAR!

Yeah, but he also blew up the centre of Manchester, and some trains.

The IRA tried to claim the credit, but he was the guy behind it.

Oh, btw, Randi.

Sorry Faze, but she has breasts and you don't.

Only until he starts to put on weight. Once he gets fat, he'll have a lovely pair of jiggly jugs.

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The man bought a Lego Death Star. LEGO DEATH STAR!

Yeah, but he also blew up the centre of Manchester, and some trains.

The IRA tried to claim the credit, but he was the guy behind it.

Oh, btw, Randi.

Sorry Faze, but she has breasts and you don't.

Only until he starts to put on weight. Once he gets fat, he'll have a lovely pair of jiggly jugs.

Bitch tits don't do a damned thing for me!  I saw enough of them on the wrestling circuit!

[Reply #24 on:]

That's what she said!

Old wounds, BirthdayClown.

[Reply #25 on:]

FAAAAAAAAAZE.

[Reply #26 on:]

Randiboobs.  Because she has them.  And faze, God willing, doesn't.

[Reply #27 on:]

For a moment, I thought that said, "Randiboots."  For whatever reason, my mind was not in the gutter.

[Reply #28 on:]

FAZE KICKED AZZ!

[Reply #29 on:]

37 votes? All of the fake accounts must have been in on this one. Still, Faze prevails!

[Reply #30 on:]

That's gotta cramp the attention-seeking gland. Faze does it!

[Reply #31 on:]

*sigh*  If only I had voted for Randi just a few more times. 

[Reply #32 on:]

Congratulations ~FazeShift~.