Morbo Region Round 2: 1 FishyJoe vs. 8 TheMadCapper

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In Morbo's first game of the Second Round, FishyJoe and TMC face off. Who'll win?

[Reply #1 on:]

rolled the dice.... capper

[Reply #2 on:]

I rolled my dice and then ignored the dice roll, and then voted for The Honorary German.

[Reply #3 on:]

I refuse to vote out of respect for both candidates!

Plus I accidentally voted for a war criminal last time and I'm worried it might happen again.

[Reply #4 on:]

If you don't vote, you've voted for the winner.

It's hard to pick the morer of two awesomes, but it's our solemn duty.

[Reply #5 on:]

FishyJoe, because I don;t agree with TMC's stance on declawing cats. Sorry TMC, this looks like the end of the line for you. Fishy ftw!

[Reply #6 on:]

Go TMC!

[Reply #7 on:]

I went with Fishy, but it was tough to call.

[Reply #8 on:]

What is the Mad Capper's stance on cat claws? Bear claws? Does FishyJoe have a cat?

[Reply #9 on:]

Mmm Something's Fishy

Keep on Serving those Popplers

[Reply #10 on:]

What is the Mad Capper's stance on cat claws? Bear claws? Does FishyJoe have a cat?

TheMadCapper is in favour of mutilating cats and causing them extreme distress in order to get another six months out of his couch. Fishy has an adorable little cat. Which becomes Godzilla when angered.

[Reply #11 on:]

TMC, I like his depawing cats policy

[Reply #12 on:]

depawing? That's a morbidly hilarious mental picture.

[Reply #13 on:]

"This is Stumpy, and this fellow is Hobbles, and over there is Long John Whiskers."

[Reply #14 on:]

Oh lord. Now all we need is for some rabid cat-hate to photoshop a cat with three peglegs and one hook.

[Reply #15 on:]

Fishy, for his fab stories about life and love. Or something.

[Reply #16 on:]

Sorry Fishy, I voted for Cappy and his impressive beard. I wish I could grow such facial hair .

[Reply #17 on:]

TMC.

Just to show that I don't hold all devoutly religious people in complete contempt.

[Reply #18 on:]

I fear the rolled-up copy of The Onion...

Go Capper!

[Reply #19 on:]

Shall I vote for Fishy, who is literally the one that got away, or for TMC, who has provided me with years of religious/ gun loving diatribes?

Fishy. Because he got neutered on the advice of Internet nerds.

[Reply #20 on:]

I voted for FJ, because he can beat me at indian leg wrestling.

[Reply #21 on:]

He could still beat most of us at Indian vas deferens wrestling.

[Reply #22 on:]

Fishy, you still got it going on, girlfriend.

[Reply #23 on:]

Way to go Jeff! You made a real life for yourself, wife and kids and all, and you remain with us here at PEEL still.

You win the popularity contest, and I don't begrudge it.

[Reply #24 on:]

I fear the rolled-up copy of The Onion...

Go Capper!

Looks like theree's a new Onion-wielder in town.

[Reply #25 on:]

Congratulations FishyJoe.