Zapp Region Round 1: 7 Nurdbot vs. 10 JBERGES

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In Brannigan's 6th game, Nurdy takes on the Bergmeister. Who'll go on?

[Reply #1 on:]

Bergie - cause he survived us for a week in the uk.

[Reply #2 on:]

In a contest of quantity versus quality, I vote quality every time.  Plus one for JBERGES.

[Reply #3 on:]

JBerges. 

[Reply #4 on:]

Nurdy for not being as bad as he used to be

[Reply #5 on:]

Bergy, because I've seen him play DDR, and he put up with us in the UK for a week...

[Reply #6 on:]

With both being so closely related to The Sims, how could I possibly choose?

Oh wait... *checks finger*.  Yeeeah...

[Reply #7 on:]

You married Nurdbot?!?    When did this happen?

I don't know how you managed that one, Nurdy, but congrats, man.

[Reply #8 on:]

No love for Cornwall. JBERGES ftw.

[Reply #9 on:]

You married Nurdbot?!?    When did this happen?

I don't know how you managed that one, Nurdy, but congrats, man.

No no no.  She was considering voting for Nurdbot but the ideomotor effect in her hand caused her to give herself the bird.  It happens more often than you might think.

[Reply #10 on:]

It's true.

[Reply #11 on:]

[Reply #12 on:]

..Well that was all I needed to see.
Can I vote for Amsterdam?

No, seriously, they're both good, but I had to go with the Lord of the Pun.

[Reply #13 on:]

Aw, Ninx.  I was keeping that ace up my sleeve. But yeah, pretty much a guaranteed victory for me now, right?

[Reply #14 on:]

Ahh, the One-Quarter MC Hammer Marching Turn. Fond, fond memories.

[Reply #15 on:]

Nurdbot for robot overlord

[Reply #16 on:]

I voted for Nurdbot because of his overwhelming passion toward this community and continuous (over 7 years) effort to improve* himself...

*Check out his earliest posts.

JBERGES is a great candidate though.... so short of being able to see the poll and being able to vote 7 times, I really wouldn't be able to say who wins this round.

[Reply #17 on:]

You'd need to vote more than seven times, just looking at the posts. I think I cans afely say that JBERGES has got this one in the bag. Wherever the bag is.

[Reply #18 on:]

Eight possibly nine people have verbalized their vote for JBERGES..... makes one wonder where these extra 20 votes are coming from.....

And yet, some people think these blind polls are fairer...

[Reply #19 on:]

The poll should be visible to people who have voted.

[Reply #20 on:]

Nurdbot

[Reply #21 on:]

Exit polls are notoriously unreliable.

Nurdbot!

[Reply #22 on:]

I've voted in every one of these polls so far but have only posted in two of them (I think). No wait, its three now. 

[Reply #23 on:]

We need to collect race, ethnicity, country of origin, gender, marital status, household income, shoe size, preference of vegetable choice, weekly exercise pattern, daily carbohydrate intake, political tendencies, creed, religious orientation, and social depravity disorder status info before we can truly determine a reliable exit-poll ratio predictor.

PLEASE provide, everyone.

[Reply #24 on:]

I've voted in every one of these polls so far but have only posted in two of them (I think). No wait, its three now. 

And you've already been accounted for...  There are 10+ votes in each poll that are completely unaccounted for.

[Reply #25 on:]

Thanks for the jinx, tnuk!

*prepares for landslide defeat*

[Reply #26 on:]

Ralph's Answer:

race,  - Caucasion
ethnicity - White
country of origin - US of A
gender - All man
marital status - Hopelessly married
household income - More than most people think
shoe size - large enough
vegetable choice - Christopher Reeve
weekly exercise pattern - the Al Bundy exercise routine
daily carbohydrate intake - a lot
political tendencies - Paleocon Republican
religious orientation - Agnostic
social depravity disorder - Member of PEEL

It's a pity that some idiots are so lifeless that they work overtime to fuck up a meaningless popularity poll like this with fake accounts.

[Reply #27 on:]

Nurdbot!

That's all I'm going to say here.

[Reply #28 on:]

Congratulations Nurdbot.