Yivo Region Round 1: 4 Ninaka vs. 13 catindisguise

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It's cleavage versus cat. Poll!

[#1 :]

The one who got shot in a cocaine deal gone bad. (or fell out of a coca cola truck and hurt her ankle. *checks stalking notes*)

[#2 :]

My fellow snow-skiing and snowboarding compatriot.

Ninaka (who is rapidly running out of snow this season)

[#3 :]

Nahuh! It snowed 12cm last night!! Late snow!!! I'm flippin' over the moon with happiness right now this season just doesn't wanna end yet!

Damn BC, stalky much! Ah well, I don't mind so much since it's youuuu...

[#4 :]

Balls, this is a hard one.

I'm going to with Nins, cause cat doesn't really know that this is happening...

[#5 :]

That's funny, I'm voting for Cat for the same reason. 

[#6 :]

Nink. Because I find her sexually attractive.

[#7 :]

... I'll be in my bunk

[#8 :]

Nix, use your super powers to imbed this.

[#9 :]

My HTML is gone

[#10 :]

Balls, this is a hard one.

It is?   

I mean...  damnit!

[#11 :]

Eh. Read it again. He's talking about something else.   

[#12 :]

Chillax! I kept in the country!

[#13 :]

Two quality PEELettes I voted for Ninaka though as she is around more these days.

[#14 :]

My HTML is gone

There, there.  It doesn't make you any less of a mod.

Ninz 4 teh winz!

[#15 :]

I can't not vote for Ninky, can I?

[#16 :]

Ninaka, for wearing my logo on her boobs

[#17 :]

I like cats better than Nins. I suppose I shall vote for the cat in disguise.

[#18 :]

I love cats, I love hats. But I met Ninx, and she didn't murder me.

Ninx wins. It's the least I can do after that photoshopped picture.

[#19 :]

Nink. Because I find her sexually attractive.

A compelling reason ...

[#20 :]

Nins, Nink, Ninz, Ninx... whatever the proper abbreviation is these days.

[#21 :]

Ninxorbo?

[#22 :]

You wish, buddy. Imagine all of the power the two of you would wield. Boobs AND Mod-fu. 

[#23 :]

She doesn't actually need Nix to hang around. Her plan is to seduce, marry, then divorce him - getting her hands on his mod status in the subsequent court settlement.

[#24 :]

Yes, and growing her ever expanding wealth, just like she did to her two other husbands before they mysteriously died in that vicious stabbing accident.

[#25 :]

Those guys wouldn't eat their poisoned mushrooms either!? It's a pandemic!



Speaking of things that are toxic and pixellated, I voted for catincognito.

[#26 :]

I like cats, but I'm still voting for the other one...

[#27 :]

Yes, and growing her ever expanding wealth, just like she did to her two other husbands before they mysteriously died in that vicious stabbing accident.

I must admit, I do enjoy a healthy stabbing every once in a while.

[#28 :]

[I must admit, I do enjoy a healthy stabbing every once in a while.

You do realize that can be taken in several, very different ways?

[#29 :]

She enjoys taking a healthy stabbing all sorts of ways!

[#30 :]

[I must admit, I do enjoy a healthy stabbing every once in a while.

You do realize that can be taken in several, very different ways?

If I didn't realise this, then what fun would there be in saying it!

[#31 :]

Is it really several, or just a few different ways?

[#32 :]

Ninaka.

[#33 :]

Is it really several, or just a few different ways?

I prefer to think of it as working on many levels. And I'm sure that Ninaka enjoys different levels of stabbing

[#34 :]

Then I hope that Ninky gets all of the "Healthy Stabbings" that she wants.

If I were half a world closer, I'd offer my services.

The I would ooze out under the door after she had a seizure from laughing so hard...

Ralph "insecure" Snart

[#35 :]

I'm fairly sure that your wife would stab you if Ninx did take you up on that offer.

[#36 :]

Rusty Bayonet anyone?

[#37 :]

I'm fairly sure that your wife would stab you if Ninx did take you up on that offer.

Naw, she'd just empty the clip of my .40 cal Beretta into me, then call 911, asking them for a cop to come to the house and show her how to reload. 

She's good enough shot that one of the 12 bullets from the clip would hit some sort of vital organ. 

So I would be dead and never have the chance of showing Ninky my "stabbing skills".   

[#38 :]

Ninaka

[#39 :]

Arghhh Ralph - nightmares!