Morbo Region Round 1: 3 Ben vs. 14 David A

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In Morbo's seventh match-up of the first round, Ben takes on David A, fresh off his Hubbard-supported narrow victory over JoshTheater. Who'll win?

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Edit!

Ben.

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Who will take on the winner of #6 Nixorbo vs. #11 TheLesbianLeela?

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Former near-miss husband and surgical attachee Benj.   

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David A said if I didn't vote for him he'd cast magic missile on me

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Give me a B!
Give me an E!
Give me an N!
Give me an exclamation point!

What's that spell? BEN!

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David A said if I didn't vote for him he'd cast magic missile on me

Whereas I'll just break your legs..

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Nix: Sure he did, Tactics McGee.

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Sticking to suppoting the Aussies. 

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I'll support your aussies

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David A said if I didn't vote for him he'd cast magic missile on me

Whereas I'll just break your legs..

Here, use my +1 mace.

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Mr. Pharaoh

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Ben.  It's easier to type.

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Going with Benji.

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David A.  Just because he's not Ben.

Actually, it was really close - Ben has placed some decent posts but I just like David A. a tad more.

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Ben

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I'm abstaining. I can't let myself be seen to approve of Ben, even though he does post some absolute gems from time to time. I can't vote for David A because he hates me, and he'll think I'm sucking up to win his approval. Which I wouldn't be, but also wouldn't be able to convince him of. So he'd hate me even more.

So I'm not voting for either of them. Not even secretly.

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This poll will close tomorrow. If you have not already done so, vote now!

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Congratulations Ben.