Morbo Region Round 1: 8 TheMadCapper vs. 9 Jeremy

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In Morbo's second match of the first round, Nix's fake account goes up against Jeremy, in his first match of the entire tournament. Who'll win?

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Edit: nothing to see here

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I knew it!

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I wonder what Jeremy is up to these days.

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Me vs Jeremyclown? Interesting concept. BDJeremy has made himself an outcast by insulting people left and right, in the cruelest ways he could. I dared to support the Christian/conservative viewpoint, which is equally offensive on this board.

Showdown of the magnificent bastards! Begin!

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I don't think I've ever been offended by anything either of you has posted.

Maybe you guys need to try harder. 

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What about me David A?  I'm an offensive loser, right?

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Aw yeah.  Keepin' it parochial skool!

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I vote for the magnificent bastard!  Now hit me with that Onion, dammit!

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TMC. He's as lousy as he is brilliant.

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Does anyone even have to guess?

I just hope TMC wins with the same point spread that Venus won by.

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I voted for Jeremy... just kidding I obviously voted for TMC.

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Showdown of the magnificent bastards! Begin!

Capper, whilst I consider you magnificent I do not consider you a bastard. Whilst I consider Jeremy and his alter-ego BirthdayClown to be a bastard, I do not consider him magnificent. It's not much of a showdown. It's more like an execution.

I vote for you to swing the axe.

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Mark or Jeremy... what is this, 'pick your favorite Peep Show character'...?

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You know... I was watching season 4 yesterday, and I did not notice.  Good catch.

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Mark or Jeremy... what is this, 'pick your favorite Peep Show character'...?

Can we change the topic to this? I've never seen the show, but that would give me a better chance to win.

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I didn't want to have to choose.

So I went and made myself a sandwich, and then I came back and chose.

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Mark or Jeremy... what is this, 'pick your favorite Peep Show character'...?

Can we change the topic to this? I've never seen the show, but that would give me a better chance to win.

Don't worry, I think you have the fake account vote locked up.

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There are dozens of us! Dozens!

 

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I'm not even real.

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Actually, I enjoy reading BDC's posts. Aside from the occasional exceptionally tasteless comment, it's plain that he IS trying to amuse us.

Unfortunately, that sometimes ends up manifesting as offensive material. Extra offense added if it's based in truth!

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I voted for Jeremy... just kidding I obviously voted for TMC.

You DO know I'm not a chick, right?

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Don't worry honey, you're more woman than Jeremy will ever be.

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This poll will close tomorrow. If you have not already done so, vote now!

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Congratulations TheMadCapper.