Zapp Region: 14 Mom Rules vs. 19 Beamer

[on:]

In the leader of the Rough Rider's final first round match-up, Mom and Beamer take off the gloves. Who'll come away the winner?

[Reply #1 on:]

Gotta go with the analrapist.

[Reply #2 on:]

Who'd wanna get on the wrong side of Mom? Not me.

[Reply #3 on:]

Gotta go with the analrapist.

Dare I ask which one you're referring to?

[Reply #4 on:]

Mom for the win.

[Reply #5 on:]

Dare I ask which one you're referring to?

Which one do you think watches Arrested Development and has used its images as his avatars over the years?

[Reply #6 on:]

Oh yeah, Mastodizzle doesn't watch Arrested Development.

Mom Rules has a whole litter that'll vote for her. Beamer needs all the help he can get.

[Reply #7 on:]

He must be a loser if he doesn't watch Arrested Development.

He should watch Arrested Development and become cool.

[Reply #8 on:]

This is a good one to win. Next round is pretty much a free pass for the winner, given that there are very few people still around that a) remember Cellery, or b) remember him as anything but a bit of a Lexus-driving jerk.

[Reply #9 on:]

Or remember all the signatures he made.  I remember that.

[Reply #10 on:]

Same, I remember him for the cool siggies!

[Reply #11 on:]

Mom Rules

[Reply #12 on:]

Mom, the hostess with the mostest.

[Reply #13 on:]

PEEL's resident motherfigure vs. PEEL's weirdest motherfu... hey a cookie!

I vote Mom!

[Reply #14 on:]

Beamer isn't that weird...  Mom Rules is an excellent choice though.

[Reply #15 on:]

I've met Mom, and she's pretty cool.  Beamer's just an ol' cat head.  Plus, Mom probably knows where I live.

[Reply #16 on:]

Mom DOES rule! She's hosted several peel meetups at her house at no charge to the attendees! I drank her beer and ate her party foods for free, and what's Beamer done for me? Not to mention her drunk-bus services for people, including Show, the human taxi!

[Reply #17 on:]

Fall Madness is tearing PEEL apart. APART I SAY!

But I guess if that's what it takes to achieve madness!

[Reply #18 on:]

He must be a loser if he doesn't watch Arrested Development.

He should watch Arrested Development and become cool.

Why because White people like it?  I am so offended!

I vote for mom.  She is easily the nicest stranger I've ever met online and then gone to his or her house!

[Reply #19 on:]

BEEEEEEEEAmer.

[Reply #20 on:]

A vote for Beamer is a vote for Beamer.

[Reply #21 on:]

I voted for mom rules because Beamer is an ol' cathead (pronounced ka-THEED)

[Reply #22 on:]

Aww, I think mom_rules might be the victor in this case. Beamer, would you prefer a jazz funeral or a Viking funeral? Choose now to avoid an unattended one!

[Reply #23 on:]

I vote for Viking funeral.

[Reply #24 on:]

Aww, I think mom_rules might be the victor in this case. Beamer, would you prefer a jazz funeral or a Viking funeral? Choose now to avoid an unattended one!

OMFG! Wikipedia is not truth.  That stuff =!= exists.[/Ballsack]

[Reply #25 on:]

Doc, are you suggesting vikings and jazz musicians are immortal? Because that is just absurd. They die just like all other humans.

I know because Wikipedia said so.

[Reply #26 on:]

I smell a mythbusters special...