Placing All Bets!: Fall Madness 2008 Predictions

[Reply #120 on:]

tnuk: Do I have to make predictions, or can I just bet against your predictions?

[Reply #121 on:]

I'm ridin Sil all the way to the bank

[Reply #122 on:]

I don't get it.

[Reply #123 on:]

It'll be mArc, Faze, Velour, Gopher in the finals. I think.

Gopher will beat Faze, Velour will beat mArc, and Gopher will beat Velour.

I may change my predictions at any time. But right now, this is how I see it ending up.

Do you actually think that any of us mere mortals have a chance against VF?

Nothing against Gopher, but like the rest of us, he is made of smelly flesh and blood.

VF transcends such things.

[Reply #124 on:]

Nothing against Gopher, but like the rest of us, he is made of smelly flesh and blood.

Who've you been talking to?

:sniffs:

[Reply #125 on:]

It'll be mArc, Faze, Velour, Gopher in the finals. I think.

Gopher will beat Faze, Velour will beat mArc, and Gopher will beat Velour.

I may change my predictions at any time. But right now, this is how I see it ending up.

Do you actually think that any of us mere mortals have a chance against VF?

Nothing against Gopher, but like the rest of us, he is made of smelly flesh and blood.

VF transcends such things.

Naah. VF's cute, but kittens are cuter. And kittens are scared of Gophers.

[Reply #126 on:]

Nuh-uh, kittens you can put in a bag and chuck in the river, whereas you can't do that with VF....

[Reply #127 on:]

I don't have any rivers near me within walking distance.

[Reply #128 on:]

Nuh-uh, kittens you can put in a bag and chuck in the river, whereas you can't do that with VF....

There are things I don't want to happen:

Armagedon.

Angering Kelly.

Angering VF.

[Reply #129 on:]

Add "chucking kittens in the river" to that list, for the love of Benjy!

[Reply #130 on:]

Aw, but it's easy and fun!

[Reply #131 on:]

So's your mum.

[Reply #132 on:]

Aw, but it's easy and fun!

I can't bring myself to do it.... they've grown on me.

[Reply #133 on:]

I warned you about that, I told you to do it immediately but noooo, you wanted to try to find a more humane solution first.

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Are you sure they're kittens that are growing on you and not warts?  Warts are substantially less cute than kittens but only about as annoying than cats.

[Reply #135 on:]

So's your mum.

This zing was not overlooked. High five!

[Reply #136 on:]

how is that tired old line still zing-worthy? Is that one new in Australia or something?

[Reply #137 on:]

I'll go with "or something"

[Reply #138 on:]

Your mom is new to Australia.

[Reply #139 on:]

I guess so, she wasn't born here..

[Reply #140 on:]

I meant Gopher's mom.  Your mom was a collateral zing.

[Reply #141 on:]

Zing by proxy?

[Reply #142 on:]

tnuk: Do I have to make predictions, or can I just bet against your predictions?

Looks like my predictions are all buggered now.

[Reply #143 on:]

indeed.

I don't understand why people expected me to beat ninaka. Sure, I set up unpeelified, but ninaka has attented multiple PEELathons and been here for years longer than I have. Also, she has boobies. The outcome was obvious,  really.

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Ninakoobies?

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Boobaka.

I'm giving Gopher a hypothetical boob handshake right now for being a good sport, mate.

[Reply #146 on:]

So wait, did I just hypothetically got to 2nd base?

Sweet. Hypothetically.

[Reply #147 on:]

Indeed.

[Reply #148 on:]

Agh, I should have known! The Madness... the Fall Madness is spreading!

Soon I'll be the only sane person here left... the only way I can save you is to kill you all!

...you'll thank me later!

So wait, did I just hypothetically got to 2nd base?

Sweet. Hypothetically.

You mean, "hyperkinetically"!

*suddenly the heat death of the universe occurs and nobody ever finds out what I meant*

[Reply #149 on:]

So who picked VelourFog vs FishyJoe?

[Reply #150 on:]

Who didn't? 

The only real surprise was Archie making the final four.

[Reply #151 on:]

No real surprises that some of the longest standing peel members made it through to the finals.

[Reply #152 on:]

If this is to work next year, I demand more knife fights. Or nakedity. Or naked knife fights.

[Reply #153 on:]

Fall Madness never has the same main theme....

[Reply #154 on:]

If this is to work next year, I demand more knife fights. Or nakedity. Or naked knife fights.

[bender]What if I told you we wouldn't be fighting in the conventional sense?[/bender]

[Reply #155 on:]

      If this is to work next year, I demand more knife fights. Or nakedity. Or naked knife fights.

   [bender]What if I told you we wouldn't be fighting in the conventional sense?[/bender]

[Coilette] Oh, I bet you say that to all the five-Olympic-gold medal-winning Fembots! [/Coilette]

[Reply #156 on:]

Fall Madness never has the same main theme....

Your point?

[Reply #157 on:]

We've had Fall Madness before?

[Reply #158 on:]

In winna-world every day is Fall Madness, each one more different than the last.