Dub The Framegrab

[Reply #240 on:]

 

Originally posted by Rage Dump:
What?! The other ones must've sucked...
*Checks*
Right, i'll have a dip then   

EDIT : Double posted for the sake of the new page.

[Reply #241 on:]

Fry:I have a craving for "somthing" after eating from herme's thingie

Hermes: Ooh, [thinking] i know i shoulda cleand off the marawana

[Reply #242 on:]

Hermes: oooohhh, think of all the stuff i could fling with this, all at that stupid lobster

[Reply #243 on:]

Hermes:  As the visual aid shows, I'm now able to pick up three times as many office supplies with this new scoop I found.

Farnsworth:  That's my bedpan you moron!

[Reply #244 on:]

Hermes:
"Sweet sock of the VelourFog!
This thing isn't registred in the Planet Express inventory list yet. Excuesse I've gotta fill out some forms to get it filed."

[Reply #245 on:]

That's from a deleted scene, isn't it?

Anywho, despite the fact that I think you hate me now, I'll try anyway.

Hermes: Now people, is seems the marketability of Jai-Alai scoops has tripled in the past month.  Therefore, Planet Express will immediately postpone all scheduled deliveries for a special delivery of all 30 scoops to Spain.  Any questions?

[Reply #246 on:]

Hermes: Scoops big yeah yeah yeah!

Leela: Its not small!

Hermes: No, no, no!

[Reply #247 on:]

 

That's from a deleted scene, isn't it?

Sure is, the best one of the lot. 

Both Zoid's and Berge's ones were good, but the turn goes to Zoidberg227 for accurate use of the term "Jai Alai". You forgot the "Big Crazy" part though 

[Reply #248 on:]

It pays to be a nerd (err ... nerdier).  I don't think I've ever actually watched that particular deleted scene yet; I know the term from reading transcripts.
Keeping with the tradition of deleted scenes:

[Reply #249 on:]

Fry : Leela, remember when you saved those worms i got from that sandwich?
Leela : Yeah...
Fry : Well, you left your microdroid inside me, you never destroyed it.
Leela : Oh my god! I did too, i'm so sorry, she hasn't done anything has she?
Fry : No, it's alright, i forgot to destroy mine too, and they've been dating ever since and, well, i've got a surprise for you.
*Zzzzzip*
*Puts hand in 'Nature's pocket'*
*Baby Crying*
Leela : Uhh, great... Why did you wait until nightfall to tell me this?
Fry : I was going to ask yo--
Leela : You know what? Nevermind.

That turned out a lot longer than it did in my head. Meh.

[Reply #250 on:]

"...and that's why you should never hand-feed sharks!"

[Reply #251 on:]

I like these hands better, they dont keep going for my private parts. These ones try and kill me insted.

[Reply #252 on:]

Fry: Beamer, there's something I must tell you!  You've won!

Meh, that sounded better in my head than it did on the screen.  Anywho, Beamer is the declared winner.

[Reply #253 on:]

Fry thinks: Hmmm, wonder if Leela knows how to get a rid of this strange claw...strange claw!!! uh oh!

[Reply #254 on:]

Sorry about the lateness of this reply - I actually did quickly skim through this thread yesterday, but at a quick glance, it looked like my "you won" message was just another quote. Whoops.   

Anyway, without further ado...

[Reply #255 on:]

Proffessor:"Wow, I have four fingers."
Fry (off screen): "I told you we shouldn't have told the doctor about his Glaucoma."
Proffessor:"Time for my medication. Zoidburg roll me another one."
Zoidburg: (off screen)*Looks at claws and sighs*

Yay, I'm a Bending Unit now.

[Reply #256 on:]

Haha ... sorry Beamer.  I guess I should have made something bold, or something. 

Professor:  Oooh!  I can work out just like Jane Fonda!

[Reply #257 on:]

Professor: ooh yeah, bust a move, watch me get down. OWW!! my hand hurts

[Reply #258 on:]

Hey, what's this thing on the end of my arm?

Yeah it stinks, but... meh.

[Reply #259 on:]

*slow exercise music coming from corridor*
farnsworth: Oooh yeah! This new arobic program for ultra-seniors is pretty good I say!
off screen fry: What's an ultra senior anyway?
Farnsworth: Do you want to try?

group mumbling: looks strange, bit too slow for my liking, so an ultra senior is 145 years old Fry.

[Reply #260 on:]

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've invented a machine that allows you to look both incredibly intelligent and like a complete doobus at the same time! I feel a demonstration is in order....

[Reply #261 on:]

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! We have a delivery to make.
Leela(Off Screen): It's Sunday and the ship in for repairs.
Farnsworth: We have a ship? Why wasn't I told, if I knew we had a ship I would be like "Swoosh, Swish".

I know that's a terrible impression of someone making flying noises; oh well at least I gave it a shot.

[Reply #262 on:]

Farnsworth:  "Moooo," cried the space-cow as he jumped over the moon, and straight into the path of an oncoming freighter, whereupon he was turned into a gooey mass of space-kill.  The end.  Sweet dreams, Cubert!

[Reply #263 on:]

Alright - it's a tie between Lrrrr and M0le, but since Lrrrr can't spell 'Zoidberg' properly, M0le wins. 

[Reply #264 on:]

hurry up m0le!

[Reply #265 on:]

hurry up m0le!!!

[Reply #266 on:]

I am so totally going to jump on the 24 hour rule, which expired like five minutes ago.

[Reply #267 on:]

"I'll give you $3 for the robut child!" Dr. Zoidberg said, as he handed his money to the newspaper pile.

[Reply #268 on:]

Zoidberg: This newspaper will be fresher and tastier than that of the dumpsters, it will.

[Reply #269 on:]

Hermes: (To Bender) You think we should tell him that newspapers aren't really printed on solid gold?
Bender: (To Hermes) No, it's funnier this way.
EDIT: General rule: If I ever win one of these again, somebody else can take my turn. I generally forget about these straight after making a post.

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Zoidberg: "Ahh you poor robut kid, the only job you can get is paper boy. I'll give you 3 bucks if you allow me pry out your delivery boy chip with my claws. No wait, robuts don't have those. Here's 3 bucks anyway
Newspaper Bot: These papers are free, but I'll take the money anyway. So I can get myself a real job *Throws papers to the ground*

[Reply #271 on:]

 

Originally posted by Beamer:
Alright - it's a tie between Lrrrr and M0le, but since Lrrrr can't spell 'Zoidberg' properly, M0le wins.   

Awww, damn my poor spelling skills.

Any way...

Zoidberg: Look I'm in the newspaper. Will you sign it Tinny Tim?

I'm not sure if it's Tinny Tim or Timmy Tim so I put what made more sence
 

[Reply #272 on:]

Zoidberg: Robut child, tell me where the nearest dumpster is, i'll give you these few measly dollars.
Tinny Tim: Thank you, kind sir, but there are no dumpsters around here.... Except that one (points at distant spot), Proffesor looks.

[Reply #273 on:]

Sorry for the double post delete please.

[Reply #274 on:]

Tinny tim: Greatest opera of all time sucks!
Zoidberg: Pah! Who cares about the opera, I came for the buffet!

[Reply #275 on:]

I apologise whole heartedly

[Reply #276 on:]

Tinny Tim: Hey baby, sir. Are you perhaps looking for a good time? For three dollars, you can stick these newspapers anywhere you want.
Zoidberg: A good time, you say? And this talk of babies only sweetens the deal. You're on!

I feel dirty.

[Reply #277 on:]

Grr ... choices choices ... Beamer, I guess. 

TL, you should feel dirty ... DIRTY GIRL!  DIRTY DIRTY GIRL! 

[Reply #278 on:]

Hurrah! Here's the new piccy. After Tongue Luck's dub, I attempted to pic a framegrab that couldn't POSSIBLY be interpreted in a dirty way...



... but failed miserably. Enjoy. 

[Reply #279 on:]

Now, where'd I put that quarter... is that it... Oh No... yeah... oh... that's it.
No wait that's a dollar!