Your favorite deleted scene

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I'm just wondering, you DVD/bought tape owners, what are your favorite deleted scenes of Futurama?

Now, I know that some of you don't have all the DVDs/tapes, but might want to check out other opinions of the ones that they've seen, so I'm going to ask you to put the name of the episode that you're going to refer to, and put the rest in spoiler form. Like this:

A clone of my own:

I love the scene with the transmission between Bender and one of the sunset bots. "Oh, so suddenly I'm the robot!" Hilarious.

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"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!"

"Me have love dare not speak name."

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Originally posted by Dr. Morberg:
"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!"

Scruffy: "Second"

Best insult ever.

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This was more of a change of words than a deleted scene, but in Bendless Love when Bender says, " Fiesty little bastard aint I?"

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I dunno, I liked the changed line "Preciocious little scamp, ain't I?" better...

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Originally posted by Dr. Morberg:
"Me have love dare not speak name."

Loved that one, but they would have had a problem getting that joke past the censors.

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My fave is the one in Devils Hands. You know the one i mean.

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About the Greeks? (Damn region 1!)
  Why must I be a crustacean in love:

Bender's bit about "shootin' DNA at eachother to make babies. I find it offensive!"is hilarious!

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"Nothing left to do but sleep my way to the top.  Kif, wake me when I get there  ::Snore::"

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"Hey! Can't a guy sit at a bar without getting drunk!?"

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Originally posted by Young_and_Angry:
Why must I be a crustacean in love:

Bender's bit about "shootin' DNA at eachother to make babies. I find it offensive!"is hilarious!

That's not a deleted scene.

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but the bit after it is. (or at least I think it is)

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The alternitive ending for Insane in the Mainframe:

Bender playing his banjo: Got a friend named Fry,
                          He's a pretty cool guy.
                          But if you rip out his lungs,
                          He might as well die.

I love singing that! 

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I think the crush-a-nator carring benders child in the series has landed.

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(when Fry and the others are being snu-snued to death)
Leela: "We have to hurry! They won't last long."
Amy: "They never do..."
-Amazon Women in the Mood

Leela: "I like Fry, but I just don't think I love him."
Zoidberg: "Do you love me?"
Leela: "No!"
-Time Keeps on Slippin'

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Definitely the "Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!" scene.

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That's a good one... but.

Love is all around captain.

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Yeah, I forgot about that one. That's the funniest one. "Oh, I can change that."

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Strange, for some reason I didn't really find that one funny.

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Already been done.

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Originally posted by Mouse On Venus:
Already been done.

Be that as it may...

I choose the clown on the street from Parasites Lost.

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That's what you get for making a thread with a confusing title.

I forgot about the other AWITM deleted scene:

"Amazonian: Here group bathing facility where Amazonians shower together. With no reason be shy about revealing body.

Fry: Hmm, what an interesting building. Let's go inside and admire the architecture.

Zapp: There's nothing like a wet, soapy flying buttress!"

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I wouldn't say it was a confusing title, Morberg. The only problem is it doesn't have the words "deleted", "scenes", "favourite" or "your" in the title. But oh well.

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The one in The Honking!

Professor: "Perhaps a demented motorist IS trying to kill Bender, but how many innocent people must die before it gets him?"

Bender: "Not enough!"

 

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@MoV: Didn't see that in Search.

And so much for my spoiler prevention plan.

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These scenes were deleted for a reason...they weren't funny.

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Fie and foo, a lot of good stuff was cut out from KGNUAN and LH to name but a couple of episodes.

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Well I don't have Season 4 over here in America so I can't confirm that yet.

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Bender: You'll be hearing from my lawyer!
Amy: I hope so, I slept with him last night!

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Originally posted by Mouse On Venus:
Already been done.

THat's what you get for using a confusing title indeed.

Be that as it may ...

"They can't last long!"
"They never do."