What would you eat? V2.0

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mmmmm.. Bender Burgers..

-Nero

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Originally posted by Venus:
 NO! Kittens are for petting not for eating!
You want a tastey treat try puppies. Their wonderful rotisserie style   

Kittens are for petting AND for eating. Cute kittens get petted, ugly kittens get eaten.

Puppies should not be eaten by humans. Feed them to homeless robots or something.

Whilst on this subject, I once ate sushi, and I threw up. Fish are therefore not meant to be eaten unless thoroughly cooked and blackened.      

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The only thing sadder would be drowning puppies.  And it would have to be a lot of them

Kittens give Morbo gas

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the ugly kittens tend to have the best personalities. I would know, i volunteered over 60 hours at a cat shelter. Puppys are annoying and slobery but they do make good casseroles.

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People who are willing to deal with the extra aggravation of a puppy.... they seem to make the best parents later in life.

Be aware that I just pulled that out of my butt. But it seems to make sense.

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i can have four cats and be a good mommy later! i can!

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Cats suck.  Dogs are where it's at.  Anyway, talk pets in the off-topic forum.

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I could go for some caffinated bacon, but baconated grapefruit?  That's crossing the line.

Eww...who'd eat a cat?  You might as well eat sewer rats and prostitutes.

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
I could go for some caffinated bacon, but baconated grapefruit?  That's crossing the line.

Eww...who'd eat a cat?  You might as well eat sewer rats and prostitutes.

Baconated grapefruit sounds good. Sewerrats are high in calories, so Cat is the healthy option. Prostitutes... I think I'll give them a miss.

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I'd go for a walrus juice. I think it may have potential as a cocktail-ingredient.

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I could go for some Horse Pepsi and and cocktail shrimp.

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
The only thing sadder would be drowning puppies.  And it would have to be a lot of them

The best way to do it is to tie a brick around their necks and throw them into a lake.   

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  "Foo!"

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Originally posted by winna:
 The best way to do it is to tie a brick around their necks and throw them into a lake.     

No! No! No! To drown puppies, you tie their tails together, take them out into the middle of a lake, and set them swimming. They'll paddle in one spot for ages, unable to move in any one direction, as they are all pulling forwards. Then they succumb to hypothermia and exhaustion, slip under and drown.
            

By the way, I am not particularly sadistic, and could never hurt an adorable little hairy creature, except Gerbils. One bit me, so I don't like them much.       

Edit Nix, this is not pet talk, this is Animal Foodstuff Preparation Related Talk.

Beat that one!

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Glagnars Human Rinds!
They're a buncha muncha cruncha you know.

Mmm. Human...

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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Nix, this is not pet talk, this is Animal Foodstuff Preparation Related Talk.

Beat that one!

::Checks date of said post::
11-4, 14:36

::Checks date for when I started the Pets thread::
11-4, 14:39, three minutes after I posted said post. 

Care to shut up now?

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Originally posted by Sarge:
I'd eat pizza.

WITH A SIDE OF POPPLERS....YUMMY!!!!!!

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Why use puppies and dogs when you can process gym mats to serve cafeteria meat! It's the PC way!

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Mmmm...Steak...Processed and Formed Chopped Beef...

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Originally posted by Sarge:
I'd eat pizza.

I'd eat bagels.
I'd eat hot dogs with mustard and beer.
I'd eat eggplant.
I could e-e-e-even eat a baby deer.
Lalalala la la la la.
Who's that little baby deer on the lawn...

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Mmmmmm...Glagnar's Human Rinds....