I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!

[Reply #640 on:]

Apparently, I can only win when DrT and GFF don't enter the contest...

Possibly New Situation:
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It's your band's first major concert, and your drummer is nowhere to be found.  You need to stall for time, so you calmly walk on stage, turn on the microphone, and say to the audience:
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[Reply #641 on:]

Ehhmmm, well my mind is blank, the only quote I found that could fit was:

A fan: This is an outrage! I demand to know what happened to the plucky drummer and his compellingly bad beats.
Me: Due to technical difficulties we now bring you eight tapes of folk-songs in a row.
fans: Arrrghh....

Lrrr and the FOX-Announer from When Aliens Attack

[Reply #642 on:]

Me: (Starts singing by myself for three hours to stall) That song doesn't usually last three hours but I got into a serious thing. And then I forgot how it ended. Anyway, one last item of business before we go....(Announces and runs)

[Reply #643 on:]

Me: Earth...what a planet!
Audience member: I doubt it!
Me: Just bear with me sir....so....what is it with us people from under the orange sun? We're all *does some weird dance move. A fan throws a tomato*
Fan: Reload!
Me: No wait! I got more!
Fan: Look pal, I may not be famous like you, but at least I have dignity! And a drummer!
Me: *cries*

Zoidberg- That's Lobstertainment!
Bender- Xmas Story
Conan O'Brian- Xmas Story
Florp- My Three Suns
Bender- That's Lobstertainment!
Zoidberg- That's Lobstertainment!
Conan O'Brian- Xmas Story (paraphrased)
*Crying ala Fry- Xmas Story*

[Reply #644 on:]

Me:  Look at me loo!  Blee blabba boo! (audience starts booing)  Aww man, I gotta work on my act.  Hey, paying fans.  Look over here!  It's me, Andy.  I'm being entertaining.  La la la, look at my moves!  They're so happenin' look at my moves!  I got some sweet new moves, hey!  Ho!  Alright, show's over, I'm tired.

-Bender, Xmas Story
-Fry, Xmas story (edited)
-Bender, Episode Two (partially edited)

[Reply #645 on:]

"Okay, show's over. No refunds. You heard the robot, get out!"

 - Bender, "A Leela Of Her Own"

[Reply #646 on:]

"Cough then fall over dead"
-Farnsworth, 'When Aliens Attack'

[Reply #647 on:]

Me: Everybody get ready for some old, old, old, ... , incredibly old school beats.
[fill in more 'old's as needed]

Announcer - 'Hell is Other Robots'

[Reply #648 on:]

Rowdy Fan: First of all, DrThunder, do you even have a drummer?
Me: I lost him...in a volcano.

-Cubert and Zoidberg paraphrased from "A Clone of My Own"

[Reply #649 on:]

On the phone to the drummers girlfriend
"well is he coming... to shreds you say... and what about his equipment... to shreds you say..."
then to audience
"sad sad terrible gruesome news about our drummer germanfryfan"
 - Farnsworth in I,Roomate

[Reply #650 on:]

And this round goes to Zoidberg227

[Reply #651 on:]

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reply #652 on:]

Huzzah!  All must applaud the great Zoidberg!

As for my situation:
On arriving home from the store, you notice a pile of ashes on the floor.  It appears your roommate has burned up your couch (for the third time).  You say:

[Reply #653 on:]

Roommate:Fry did it!
Me: Well, that's a relief. What's for dinner?
Zoidberg, 30% Iron Chef
Fry, Bend Her
Yes, I'm aware that was dumb, but I STILL don't care!

[Reply #654 on:]

You should have knocked it up a notch, even though it didn't matter, because you won by default.  Congradulations, Y_a_A. 

Did my situation really suck that much, or is everyone out of town or something?

[Reply #655 on:]

This is what mine would have been.

You point to zoidberg and say: That's coming out of your pay!"

Zoidberg: (wales and cries).

Hermes and zoidy in..... Dam it I cant remember the episode. Hope this dosent come back to bite me in the ass when I become the President of the world.      

and dont worry i'll abuse my powers  to the full extent.   

[Reply #656 on:]

"Listen To That Baby Purrrr..."
"There's a baby in there huh?"

Bender and Fry in A Lesser of Two Evils

[Reply #657 on:]

.....uh, there isn't a situation yet 

[Reply #658 on:]

 

Originally posted by DogDoo8:
Hermes and zoidy in..... Dam it I cant remember the episode.

It was Bender Gets Made, I believe.

[Reply #659 on:]

All righty then.
You find your best friend and your boy/girlfriend making out in your closet. You say...

[Reply #660 on:]

Me: (to girlfriend) Wait a minute... why aren't we making out?

-Fry, PYHOMS

[Reply #661 on:]

Boyfriend: Ah, Athena, this IS a surprise!  For you.  Finding me in the closet with your best friend!
Me: So that's why you said you had to meet that ghost!

(Beelzebot, "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings," paraphrased)
(Fry, "The Farnsworth Parabox" )

[Reply #662 on:]

Friend 1: Whoa!
Friend 2: Get a room.
Guy: We're in a room.
Friend 1: Well than lose some wait!
I look in the window: No! You can't cheat fast enough. *Pauses* NO no! He's tasted human blood!

Edit: Leela-Less Than a Hero.
Bender-A Head in the Polls
Leela-TMLH 

[Reply #663 on:]

OOOOHHHHH the cat is out of the bag, for i was blind but now i see etc. etc. etc.

Bender "How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove back"

[Reply #664 on:]

Me: Girlfriend! Baby!
Girlfriend: It's not working out Jicannon.
Me: Hey, I'm starting to think you're cheating on me...you make me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs, then he sold me my mom's VCR and then later I found out he was taking drugs. You make me ashamed to be your boyfriend.

-Fry, SP3K
-Michelle, SP3K
-Fry, SP3K
-Fry, Hell is Other Robots

[Reply #665 on:]

Ahhhh, I'm so embarassed. I wish everybody else was dead except for me!

Bender; bend her

[Reply #666 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Me: (Walking in) Honey-unit, I'm home!  (Seeing the intertwined limbs of my girlfriend and her lover...her lover who isn't me) Hello, what's all this then?  (Realizing it isn't me she's banging) [Point and impossible robot scream a la "Fear of a Bot Planet"]

That would be...
-Calculon in "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
-Bender in "Parasites Lost"
-That one robot from "Fear of a Bot Planet."  You know the one I mean.

That's also going to be my quote for this round.

[Reply #667 on:]

I'm ashamed of myself for quoting the episode [as] just aired, but...

Me: Hey, what's this? Girlfriend's lipstick? And her lips? Friend, I'm shocked! Coats go in the closet. Affairs and sex go in the bed.

Bender, AOI1 (modified within an inch of its life)

[Reply #668 on:]

As the quote game winner, it is my duty to pick the winner, and mine alone. I declare

Show spoiler

Fryrish1

the winner! You're up.

[Reply #669 on:]

You know I was gonna say that, but I couldn't remember what all Bender said. Dang. Yay for you though Fryrish1.

[Reply #670 on:]

WOOOOOOHOOOOOO I finally won eat it everyone who hasnt won this, and that includes you SpaceDal1

anywho

edit cos the original situation was crap:
whilst looking at your shares on the stock market you notice that they have crashed leaving you in  8 billion dollars debt. what do you do, what doooo you do/say?

[Reply #671 on:]

Fryrish ... you, unlike the others left a less lazy quote, but you quoted it in a profoundly lazy manner.

Me: Aha! Once again the conservative donut-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor! *eats donut* Oh! I'm ruined. *cries* Why? Why?

Zoidberg, Future Stock (edited for "originality" )

[Reply #672 on:]

here's mine.

me: wait, has my sandwich increased in value. (pulls out mouldy sandwich).

Other person: no, because you forgot to refridgerate it you idiot.

me: (wale and cry).

also zoidy in futuer stock. slightly edited.

[Reply #673 on:]

Me: "Oh yeah, well I'll build my own stock market! With Blackjack! and hookers! In fact, forget the stock market and the blackjack! Aaah, just screw the whole thing!"

-Bender, "The Series Has Landed" (edited)

[Reply #674 on:]

Friend: how are you going to get out of this one?
Me: dont worry, i know a way
(cut to me on roof)
Me: im going to jump!!
Friend: do a flip

(may not be entirely accurate)
hermes, bender, and fry i believe in HHRHGB.

[Reply #675 on:]

Sorry but this is the last chance i have to adjudicate this

and in a photon finish between Zomit and Zoidberg227... the winner... is........

ZOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reply #676 on:]

No fair!  You changed the outcome by measuring it! 

[Reply #677 on:]

Good lord, how do I keep missing entire rounds of this game?  Also, Zoidberg227's and Tounge Luck's avatars are screwing with my mind.

[Reply #678 on:]

Wow, I finally won a round of this. Here's the new situation:

A policeman pulls you over for speeding. You say:

[Reply #679 on:]

Me (as I pull to side of road): Bah!  Nosy meddlers!  (officer approaches) What seems to be the problem, officer?  Was I weaving erratically?
Officer: We'll decide what you were doing after an illegal search.
Me: Uh ... right after I swallow some things.

Zoidberg, AOI I
Bender, BGM (edited for more "originality" )
Smitty, BGM
Hermes, AOI I (edited)

(edit):
Dr T, why must you complain about us avatar buddies?  And you miss entire rounds by ... being gone for more than 24 hours, maybe?