I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!

[Reply #40 on:]

An oldie, but goldie: "I learned how to handle delicate social situations like this from a little show called Three's Company. Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. Uh, Mr Roper..."

 - Fry, "A Flight To Remember"

alternatively:

"Calculus? Aww, crap!"

 - Bender, "Godfellas" (edited)

[Reply #41 on:]

*Wave test in air*
"Read it and weep. I'm a certified college dropout."

-Fry, "Mars University"

[Reply #42 on:]

'I guess I'll do what I always do in this situation'

Start to bawl hysterically

Bender - OF

[Reply #43 on:]

*take out a LOT of erasers and make it into*
"I, *insert name*, bid you hello. You may not know me, although you may have heard of me. But that's notg the point.LOng story short, I need HELF"
 Aw crap! One eraser short fromgetting out of this!

Bender, "Obsoletly Fabulous" I've been waiting for a chance to use one of my faveorites!

[Reply #44 on:]

"I give this test the worst grade imaginable! An A minus, minus!"
-Ogden Wernstrom in A big piece of Garbage (edited)

[Reply #45 on:]

well, when you look this good you dont need to know anything

fry, i roommate

[Reply #46 on:]

"You don't need a test. After all who needs a test when you have a gun!" prof. Farnsworth in Anthology of Interests II

[Reply #47 on:]

slightly modified but
"i know that test i was doing really well untill i got all the answers wrong"
god "godfellas"

[Reply #48 on:]

Zapp: Cham-paggin?
Leela: I didn't realize you were such a "coin-asseur."
Zapp: Well, I have studied abroad... or two

classic, from Loves Labours Lost In Space

[Reply #49 on:]

<me>..."What subject is this?"
<teacher>.."Ancient Egyptian Algebra"
<me>..."Arrrrghhhhhhh!!"

Fry in A Fishfull Of Dollars

[Reply #50 on:]

hate to be a nerd but i think you'll find its "ancient egyptian algebra"

[Reply #51 on:]

Im just a dumb nerd!

Cheers nerd!   

[Reply #52 on:]

how bout the good old
"well, im boned"

- this particular reference from a fishful of dollars

[Reply #53 on:]

"Wait, why do the letters that normally say Studio Art 101 say Northern American History??.. Oh No!"

Leela, Bender gets made.

Edited for rationality.
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.. I didn't ask you for a completly reasonable excuse, I asked you to get busy..

[Reply #54 on:]

Friend: "Gee, you seem awfully calm about this."
Me: "Don't worry, I have a backup plan."
Me: (standing on roof top) "I'm gonna jump!"

Fry and Hermes - How Hermes Requesitioned His Groove Back

[Reply #55 on:]

Definately a 24 hour rule offence and though i would love to declare myself the winner i think the rightful winner should be:

Show spoiler

Boingo2000

[Reply #56 on:]

*bump* Either Zeep pick a winner or Boingo2000 go! Please!

[Reply #57 on:]

The jewel caper you've been planning for weeks has gone horribly wrong.  One of your accomplicies is dead, another is arrested and may be ratting you out this very moment.  You say...

[Reply #58 on:]

"Ok get my excuse straight! I'm doing this for my sister who this guy has spoilt his chances for marriage! And no-one knows that! Not even me!"
Bender deleted scene from 300 Big boys very edited because i can't remember it or bother to check!

[Reply #59 on:]

"I learned how to handle delicate social situations like this from a little show called Three's Company. Um, let me think. Come and knock on our door, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. Uh, Mr Roper..."
Fry, "A Flight To Remember"

[Reply #60 on:]

"Guess what you're all accessories of!"
-Bender, "The Deep South"

[Reply #61 on:]

"It was ghosts! Big ones! And a tornado!"
-Bender, How Hermes Requesitioned His Groove Back

[Reply #62 on:]

"What would the smart robot do?... Frame someone!"
- Zoidberg, The 30% Iron Chef

[Reply #63 on:]

(thinking): Uh oh...I hope I don't go to jail, because if i do I'll be all like

"Ow...my small intestine!"

Fry - The Deep South

[Reply #64 on:]

*EDITED*

turn to last henchman.
"*henchman*, I don't regret this. But I both rue and lament it."

Fry - Cryonic Woman

[Reply #65 on:]

"Everyone is all for pulling off a jewel caper, but then someone gets killed and another gets caught and suddenly you've gone too far"

Farnsworth, A Clone of My Own (edited)

[Reply #66 on:]

After being arrested)
Accomplice: "What's with the getup?"
Me: "I'm in disguise cause I'm thinking of escaping. You in? Or do I gotta kill you so you don't squeal?"

 - Bender & Roberto, "Insane In The Mainframe"

[Reply #67 on:]

"I can't eat what with all the anxiety....!"

Zoidberg in a deleted scene from ATOF

[Reply #68 on:]

"weve baked our shoes in the dryer and eaten them but now were bored"

Monks in Godfellas

[Reply #69 on:]

'Awww Dip'

Fry- Where no fan has gone before

[Reply #70 on:]

*bump*24 hours then! Someone choose a winner! Preferably Boingo2000! I chose the last one!

[Reply #71 on:]

Dude, I was at the cottage for the weekend and couldn't pick a winner.  Learn to relax and be paitent.  Anyway, I can pick a winner now, so I choose...

3/4 of a Jesus!

[Reply #72 on:]

sorry i couldn't pick the last winner. i was busy almost all last week, then gone over the weekend.

now, 3/4 of a jesus! are you going to go, or do i have to... have to... to...

well, are you going to go or not?!

[Reply #73 on:]

*Brandish exam* Yeah...I'm a certified college drop out!!!
Fry, Mars University (alternatively you could copy your class mate's bannanas)

[Reply #74 on:]

umm... the exam contest already ended. also, someone already said that.

[Reply #75 on:]

uh-huh - don't know how that happened - was reading the exam bit, something smelled like blue, then BAM!
Sorry kids

[Reply #76 on:]

 

Originally posted by niggle-snoosh:
uh-huh - don't know how that happened - was reading the exam bit, something smelled like blue, then BAM!
Sorry kids

Oh! now i see, now I get it, the cats out of the bag now...There's a reply spot at the end of every page, not just after the last post   

Sh*t! sorry, didn't mean to double post - it's my first day?

[Reply #77 on:]

 Welcome, Niggle-Snoosh!Read the rules to the quote game, and be gentle with us! And I be Young and Angry, the un-official official n00b scare-er! naw, just kidding with ya.

[Reply #78 on:]

I actually won! In your face, anyone who hasn't won a quote game, including Amy! 

I'm not feeling creative... someone else can choose a situation. 

[Reply #79 on:]

your walking down the street and you trip over something and someone laughs at you. you say to them....

sorry its a pretty crap situation but i love this thread so i want to keep it going