How many things has Bender Stolen?

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How many things has Bender Stolen through out the entire course of the show?  I'm going to guess maybe 200 minimum.  How many things do u think he has stolen?

NB.(i am treating each thing as an individual item)

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Lots.

[Reply #2 on:]

More than Jesus. Maybe.

[Reply #3 on:]

Well, seeing as Jesus never stole anything in the first place, that's not really saying all that much.

[Reply #4 on:]

Bender stole 3,152 items during the run of Futurama.  I know because I've spent the last week going through each episode with a fine toothcomb in anticipation of this question.

[Reply #5 on:]

at the risk of sounding like fry:

really?

[Reply #6 on:]

3,152?
My, thats a big number!!

[Reply #7 on:]

Oh my yes!

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Well, seeing as Jesus never stole anything in the first place, that's not really saying all that much.

He does in the Bible I wrote! 

[Reply #9 on:]

I must read it!

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Here's a list of the things he stole that I could think of: Leela's ring- Space Pilot 3000
          A drink- A Flight to Remember
          Amy's Earrings and Watch- FATSF
          A ton of treasures- ABBF2
          Popplers(technically)- TPWP
          Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil- AFOD
          Booze- X-Mas Story
          Giant Cigar- 300 Big Boys
          A meal- The Cyber House Rules
          Wedding Ring- Luck of the Fryish
          Amy's Money- The Series has Landed
          Bleezebot's Wallet- Hell is Other Robots
          Zuban Cigars- Bender Gets Made
 That's all I could think of but that's still a ton of stuff that he stole.
         

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now all you need is about 3100 more and your almost there

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Yeah and thats just the surface.  I would dare say that he has roobed more things then any other TV character.  Not even crime shows have this much stuff stolen by a single character.  Bender should be in Guiness (not the drink) Book of Records for most things stolen by a TV character.

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Don't forget A Bicyclops Built For Two.  He stole pretty much everything of value that was on Alkazar's planet.  That has to be about 3100 items right there.

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this man is thinking. yeah he did so maybe we need someone too recount it or try to find if someone already has somewhere else

[Reply #15 on:]

Im not asking for reason! Im asking you to get busy!!!!haha

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Are we counting graverobbing? If we are, then Charlemagne in JB. Or would stealing an entire person (skeleton, whatever) count as kidnapping? Also from JB, an Easter Island head.

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and the spine he took in Luck of the fryrish

[Reply #18 on:]

Bender's collection of skulls for a Mouseketeer reunion?

[Reply #19 on:]

yeah, i guess he is a fan of Disney...

[Reply #20 on:]

At the (high)risk of sounding cheezy, he stole Calculon's heart.

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Originally posted by PCC Fred:
Bender stole 3,152 items during the run of Futurama.  I know because I've spent the last week going through each episode with a fine toothcomb in anticipation of this question.

Did you remember to treat each thing individually? That means each of Fry's blood cells should be counted individually. And it was on more than one occasion! 

[Reply #22 on:]

Exactly 1,000

[Reply #23 on:]

And technically also the meals, holidays and balloon rides he stole from him through fraud.

Just thought I'd balance your cheeziness with some good ol'cyniscm.

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Originally posted by User_names_suck:
Exactly 1,000

r u talking about 1000 blood cells or 1000 things bender has stolen, cuz if it's the 2nd, Bender has stolen way more then 1000 things

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He took Leela's purse once. Her ugly ugly purse. Personally i think he did her a favor.

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He also stole 25 cents from the suicide boothe in SP3K

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He stole that lady's purse that was "hanging by a spaghetti string" in Hell Is Other Robots.

He also helped steal the Quantam Gemerald in Less Than Hero (but im not sure if that counts?)
He took Fry on a stealing rampage at the end of this Ep but we never found out exactly what he stole.

EDIT- ohhh.....He stole that thingy for the Miss Universe crown aswell,'cos he was the evil Bender! 
And the stuff he stole from the Pirate Universe in Farnsworth Parabox!

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Also don't forget in How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back Bender recounts how he obviously stole some Old Lady's Purse hehe, I love that one

"Then some Old lady said I stole her purse, so I threw the professor at her but she kept on coming. In the end I had to beat her with this purse I found!'

Although unlike most of his kleptomania you don't actually see Bender steal the purse 

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Originally posted by User_names_suck:
Exactly 1,000

More like 1002!

Mwahahaha! Victory is mine!

*nerd laugh*

[Reply #30 on:]

In "Fry And The Slurm Factory" he stole Amy's Ear rings and her Watch, and in "Mother's Day" he stole that big Dinosuar skull from the museum (and he actually bought the gifts for Mom! *Gasp*!!)

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Don't forget all the robot oil he stole in a fishfull of dollars, although I guess the URL and Smitty took it back.

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The cigar made from the constitution.

Unless that was mentioned already. Well, not "unless". That implies that that means that he didn't if it was previously mentioned. But what I meant wa- you know... nvm.

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He stole Flexo's identity too.

Well, Flexo's beard actually... er... magnet. Or was it a magnet? Magnets screw up Bender and make him blurt out his secrets and random phrases. I thought it was, because it stuck to another robot at the club/party place.

Must have been wizards.

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Originally posted by missBender:
EDIT- ohhh.....He stole that thingy for the Miss Universe crown aswell,'cos he was the evil Bender!
And the stuff he stole from the Pirate Universe in Farnsworth Parabox!

I thought Bender 1 stole from Pirate Universe. Bender A stole from Leprachaun Universe, right?  Or are we including Bender 1's thefts as "Bender's"?

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bender stole the drinks from iZac On the episode A Flight To Rember

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Originally posted by evan:
I thought Bender 1 stole from Pirate Universe. Bender A stole from Leprachaun Universe, right? Or are we including Bender 1's thefts as "Bender's"?

Yes that's right. I know because I have that episode.

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Originally posted by Gwan101:
He stole Flexo's identity too.

Well, Flexo's beard actually... er... magnet. Or was it a magnet? Magnets screw up Bender and make him blurt out his secrets and random phrases. I thought it was, because it stuck to another robot at the club/party place.

Must have been wizards.

Yeah, it was a magnet. Bender only reacts to magnets on hius head, because that neck area is protected, and he also had a banana magnet to put up the picture his orphan kids drew for him on the inside of his door. He did steal his identity though, and I think that counts.

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Bender was the best in 'A Bicyclops Built For Two' he stole EVERYTHING, then made a song about it.

I love stealing, I love takin' things.

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Originally posted by DrJohnZ:
I love stealing, I love takin' things.

This just in....that little song Bender sang just won a Grammy!