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evan

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« #40 : 04-27-2004 12:23 »

Zoidberg: "So, perhaps, braaa?" (raises leg)

totpd
marla_singer

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« #41 : 04-27-2004 17:37 »

i wonder what fry said to get the radiator woman from radiator planet to make out with him?
spacepilot3000

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« #42 : 04-27-2004 17:47 »

 
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Originally posted by marla_singer:
i wonder what fry said to get the radiator woman from radiator planet to make out with him?


"Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just you?"

 :flirt:
Nasty Pasty

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« #43 : 04-27-2004 19:18 »

*touches scorching hot radiator*

YEOW!!!! Yeah its you...
shoopbender
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« #44 : 04-27-2004 20:26 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
  That is by far the funniest pickup line.


I'd also like to add:

"How 'bout these cookies, sugar! (While ripping shirt open)"

-Grandma Mildred, Roswell That Ends Well

I didn't even think about that one!

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EspanolBot

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« #45 : 04-28-2004 05:40 »

"Me want engulf Bender RRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!"
Techniquically a pickup line but there you go.
Lucky Clover

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« #46 : 04-28-2004 19:12 »

Just talk about "Sexlexia" And your in. Need a say more? Lol.
Nasty Pasty

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« #47 : 04-28-2004 19:14 »

hey! Sexlexia is a very serious learning disorder and its not something to be made fun of.

Shame on you L.C.
Lucky Clover

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« #48 : 04-28-2004 19:15 »

More like a Very Sexy Disorder Lol.
Gilby

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« #49 : 04-28-2004 19:19 »

Do you have any disorders that help me learn...more sexily?


And I gotta put another plug in for two soup Tuesday.
Nasty Pasty

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« #50 : 04-28-2004 19:19 »

 
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Originally posted by Lucky Clover:
More like a Very Sexy Disorder Lol.

That too.   :laff:

But its still nothing to be made of of...
Lucky Clover

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« #51 : 04-28-2004 19:23 »

I'm oh so sorry N.P.
EspanolBot

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« #52 : 04-29-2004 01:28 »
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"I'll be all over you like a fly over some very seductive manure."
bender+fry

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« #53 : 04-29-2004 03:26 »

 
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Originally posted by EspanolBot:
"I'll be all over you like a fly over some very seductive manure."

I forgot about that one.

  :laff:   :laff:   :laff:
Dannilicious

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« #54 : 04-29-2004 07:49 »

"Graaah!"--Zoidberg
Zeep

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« #55 : 04-29-2004 09:56 »

ahh, yes! how would we forget zoidy's deranged, female-seeking screams!  :D  :laff:
Gleno

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« #56 : 04-30-2004 11:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Gilby:
Do you have any disorders that help me learn...more sexily?


And I gotta put another plug in for two soup Tuesday.

It's Double soup Tuesday graahhhhh....!
cuavsfan
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« #57 : 04-30-2004 15:04 »

Not quite the same but (may be a bit off, haven't seen this one for a while):
"The quickest way to woman's heart is her parents.  Have sex with them and your in"
zoidyzoid

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« #58 : 04-30-2004 20:39 »

You seem malnourished... are you suffering from internal parasites?
Ekarderif

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« #59 : 05-01-2004 01:13 »

"Are you planning to make some kind of alien-human hybrid?"
Nasty Pasty

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« #60 : 05-01-2004 10:39 »

 
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Originally posted by Ekarderif:
"Are you planning to make some kind of alien-human hybrid?"

"Are you comming on to me?/I'm not hearing a no...." 
Wuvums

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« #61 : 05-02-2004 06:12 »

i kno this has probably been said but theres

Kif: if i said you had a good body would you take your clothes off and dance around a little

from amazon women in the mood
shoopbender
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« #62 : 05-02-2004 09:30 »
« : 05-02-2004 09:30 »

 
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Originally posted by cuavsfan:
Not quite the same but (may be a bit off, haven't seen this one for a while):
"The quickest way to woman's heart is her parents.  Have sex with them and your in"

oh yeah, Zapp's amazing advice. Welcome cuavsfan!
SlackJawedMoron

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« #63 : 05-02-2004 10:22 »

'so... am I gonna... drown?'

Philip J. Fry: love GOD.
fussili
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« #64 : 05-02-2004 10:28 »

"So... Trapped on a ship with me, what say we go knock some very sensual boots"

Zap in the Titanic episode. Hehehhe
HomeOwner

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« #65 : 05-09-2005 04:57 »
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How about the simple yet elegant "I'm sooo into you"

- Zoidberg in Deep South

"You're built like a steakhouse but I bet you handle like a bistro"

- modification of what Zapp says in Amazon Women
I

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« #66 : 05-10-2005 08:54 »

HomeOwner: I was going to post that, dammit.

 d12drepmm is right, though, Sal takes the cake. 
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WHOOOOOOOAAAWHOOOOOOOAAAWHOAAAAAAAAAWHOAAAAA

EspanolBot: As funny as the many pickuplines of Futurama are, I think we now have most of them covered. How about we move on to also include pickuplines not used in Futurama?
Sith Bender

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« #67 : 05-10-2005 12:35 »

"I bet you say that to all the 5 olympic gold medalists you meet!"
"Hay sexy muma, wana kill all humans!"
Leela In Chains

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« #68 : 05-10-2005 20:49 »
« : 05-10-2005 20:49 »

"I've got some moderately priced, domestic non vintage champagne back at my place..."

My all-time favorite: "Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans."

"So...you wanna catch an ape fight? You know...together?"
IamBender

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« #69 : 06-06-2005 19:03 »

Zoidberg: Craw!

Decapod Woman #3: Hmph. I've heard that line before!

TheGlob

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« #70 : 06-06-2005 19:29 »

I think the most erotic part of the womans body is the boobies- Kif
Me_In_Honey

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« #71 : 06-11-2005 09:59 »

One of my favs:

"You seem unnourished, do you suffer of internal parasites?"
Zoidberg
Futurama Crazy

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« #72 : 06-11-2005 13:00 »

zoidberg - woop woop woop woop wooop wooop
picard

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« #73 : 06-11-2005 14:21 »

leela: fry you need to find some place else to sleep that at benders
fry: is that an ivitation

i messed it up some how
IDIOTSVILLE

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« #74 : 06-11-2005 14:28 »

I AM DESTRUCTOR, RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG GGGGGGGCCCCC
IamBender

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« #75 : 06-14-2005 13:21 »

Beginning of movie in Raging Bender
Manbot:
Hey wendy your chassis appears to be a little scuffed, mind if i polish it for you?
cosmic J

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« #76 : 06-19-2005 12:50 »

leela reading frys chalky heart: You leave me breathless
Davey

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« #77 : 06-19-2005 13:11 »

I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies!
Jonny Wobbs

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« #78 : 06-19-2005 13:22 »

When you and me are together Leela, time stands still!
Jahoobano

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« #79 : 06-19-2005 19:22 »

A few Zapp pick-ups

-Welcom to my humble chamber, or as I call it, the lovenasium.

-Shampagen? (champagne)

-Zapp: Come over here and feel my Valure bedspread.
Leela: I'm not really in the mood.
Zapp: Leela, it's real Valure, just let yourself go.
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