Favourite opening message!

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For example: Futurama is brought to you by: Thompson's Teeth - The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth

What's your favourite?   

[Reply #1 on:]

Glagnar's Human Rinds: It's a Buncha Muncha Cruncha Human!

    

[Reply #2 on:]

Welcome to Peel Lohrtar.
Sorry to rain on your parade but there is only 5 of these opening messages. So this is a very limited question.
But I do enjoy the ad for Molten Boron

[Reply #3 on:]

I thought he meant the captions like, 'You Can't Prove It Won't Happen' etc...

[Reply #4 on:]

Orwell was doublepluss right  .

[Reply #5 on:]

 

Originally posted by Zeep:
Glagnar's Human Rinds: It's a Buncha Muncha Cruncha Human!

        

Second.
but, if you want to know what our favorite messages are when it comes to the ones that appear under the title on every show, my favorite is either "presented in blurry vision where drunk" or "condemned by the space pope."

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Sorry, but it's been done:

http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-003071/

[Reply #7 on:]

Mine would be Robo Reuter or the caption..

"Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgeory."

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"Not based on the novel by James Fenimore Cooper"     I know it's dorkier but when I first saw it, I was slogging my way through The Pioneers which is really superboring and I saw that, and I was like SCORE!!!!

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Welcome to PEEL, MikeBot!  Enjoy it here! 
Please use the link Action Jacktion provided. That is also where I posted my response.

[Reply #10 on:]

This board is like a giant interactive FAQ.  "Please see thread __."

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See you on some other channel
It was the last, so in my opinion it was the best.
Also I liked
"You can't prove it won't happen"

[Reply #12 on:]

Uh, this isn't a repeat of the other thread. He's talking about the false commercials they put before the show starts, not the opening message. As for mine, I like Thompson's Teeth.

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Originally posted by Fujiko:
This board is like a giant interactive FAQ.  "Please see thread __."

   not quite how I would have put it but the message is there.

[Reply #14 on:]

"Arachno Spores: the deadly spores, with the funny name!

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Second.

Also, "In color!", "You can't prove it won't happen" and "Any relation to real robots would be really cool"

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My favorite opening line is either:
"FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY - EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA" from Roswell that Ends Well

OR

"SEE YOU ON SOME OTHER CHANNEL" from The Devil's Hands.

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"Coming Soon to An Illegal DVD"
I also thought some of the unused ones were pretty good like, "Put magnet to screen to send Fry to Happy Rainbow Land," "Entertainment for Geniuses" and "Designed especially for the human brain."

[Reply #18 on:]

"Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke"

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Originally posted by KiKiX:
"Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke"

Hmmm, i wonder if that really exists.
Think of the possiblities....
 

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Oh yeah, I could imagine...

"My dog's got no nose."
"Really? How does he smell?"
"This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

Today's sitcoms and talk shows would never need writers again.