Have it.

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What Futurama fault would you rather have? 

[Reply #1 on:]

Crap that weighs as much as a thousand suns.

[Reply #2 on:]

I voted for the one eye just so I can own and actually have a use for those giant contacts/monocles Leela has. Those things are so cool.

[Reply #3 on:]

bring on the zoidberg mustache!

[Reply #4 on:]

I don't know if ginger hair is considered a fault, but, hell, I'd love it.

[Reply #5 on:]

Crapping darkmatter would be awesome.

[Reply #6 on:]

Ginger hair or one eye. It would be really cloolsome to have no depth perception, but having Fry's hair color would be completly AWESOME. AWESOME TO THE MAX! Of course what's  stopping me from getting the hair color. Oh. Yeah, parents.>:O

[Reply #7 on:]

ginger hair isn't much of a fault no... and to add to that, i've had my hair ginger for a while..  not now tho.

[Reply #8 on:]

well i was going to put characteristic but having zapp as a boss isnt a characteristic and further more ginger not a fault? if you call being genetically challenged not a fault...

[Reply #9 on:]

Having ginger hair is genetic, I'll give you that, but a fault or challeneged? Nooo.

[Reply #10 on:]

i am only joking i have no problem with ginger hair. although if you call having a florescent hair colour and pasty white skin not a fault what do you? 

[Reply #11 on:]

Zapp as a boss would be great!

It'd be hilarious watching his shenadigans!

[Reply #12 on:]

Red hair...I mean, I keep PAYING for it, but to actually have it would be really sweet..

[Reply #13 on:]

Zoidy mouth flaps.... 

[Reply #14 on:]

Having uno eye would be the fault I'd like. I'd hate to have Zapp as a boss.

[Reply #15 on:]

I wouldn't mind being grossly old.  That would imply that I had lived long enough to reach that age.  Also, the alternative would be being dead already, so it beats that.

[Reply #16 on:]

I choose "crap that weighs as much as a thousand suns".  This would be especially cool if my crap could be used as fuel like Nibbler's.  I could crap right into my gas tank on the car.  Good old American feces could be the solution to our energy needs.

[Reply #17 on:]

 

Originally posted by Gorky:
Crap that weighs as much as a thousand suns.

I want that too. It'd be great to be able to demolish toilets by shitting.

[Reply #18 on:]

Ginger Hair, although that's not a fault as many people said. Fry's hair is cool. I would also like one eye if I could choose both. Poor depth perception isn't that bad, I could just kick people instead of punch them.

[Reply #19 on:]

crap that weighs as much as a thousand suns would be awesome! think of the party tricks you could do! "Hey, watch me destroy this car!"
'Nuff Said

[Reply #20 on:]

Crap that could fuel rockets? Count me in.

[Reply #21 on:]

Zapp as boss, he could bring some eye candy into work and we could also make bad sexist jokes at the ladies!

[Reply #22 on:]

Bring on the mouth flaps!

[Reply #23 on:]

Crap that weighs as much as one-thousand suns would ROCK! Imagine...Destroying your enemies by crapping on them...

EDIT: What I posted after that was giving me a really bad mental image...

[Reply #24 on:]

Zapp as a boss, He could make going to work a little less monotonous.

[Reply #25 on:]

definately zapp, unless of course ur job is being kif, however it would rock sitting round in my underpants drinking beer all day

[Reply #26 on:]

but if your his boss you are either like kif, or you're going to die...

[Reply #27 on:]

I think 1 eye would be cool, but on the other hand if u see the episode Bender Gets Made, then if something happens to that 1 you are basicly blind.

[Reply #28 on:]

Crap that weighs as much as a thousand suns wouldn't be all that great as the entire solar sytem would be obliterated when you took a dump.

[Reply #29 on:]

one eye, then i'd get a sex change. stupid parents and having one eye AND having amy's hair, why isnt there a amy feature morbo demands an answer

[Reply #30 on:]

I've always said I'd like to live forever, but would settle for a dozen millenia, so grossly old it is.

Although is having Zapp as my boss (Lord knows it isn't that much worse than my current boss) would mean I'd also have a hot, billionaire, Martian girlfriend I'd be tempted by that one too.

[Reply #31 on:]

 

Originally posted by ooy:
why isnt there a amy feature morbo demands an answer

Because it's a list of faults.  Amy doesn't have any faults.   

[Reply #32 on:]

I put the crap one. It would be a little expensive, breaking the toilet all the time, but fun none the less. 

[Reply #33 on:]

 

Originally posted by David A:
 Because it's a list of faults.  Amy doesn't have any faults.   

Then why did she need cuteness-reduction surgery? 

[Reply #34 on:]

id go the ginger hair. easily the worst

[Reply #35 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
 Then why did she need cuteness-reduction surgery?   

You're right, "too cute" should have been one of the faults listed.

[Reply #36 on:]

If the "Zapp as a boss" comes with boning Amy, I want that.

[Reply #37 on:]

I would like mouth tendrils why not? They look cool they do. Ohhhh the things I could do with those mouth tendrils.

[Reply #38 on:]

I'd actually also like to have a third ear on my forehead.

[Reply #39 on:]

Zapp as a boss or Crap that weighs as much as a thousand suns.