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[Reply #40 on:]

My favorite subtitles from each season. 
Season 1:
As Seen On T.V.
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>>NOT Y3K COMPLAINT<<
THE SHOW THAT WATCHES BACK
Season 2:
COMING SOON TO AN ILLEGAL DVD
A Stern Warning of Things to Come
SIMULCAST ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S FILLINGS
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
TOUCH EYEBALLS TO SCREEN FOR CHEAP LASER SURGERY
SMELL-O-VISION USERS INSERT NOSTRIL TUBES NOW
Season 3:
IF NOT ENTERTAINING; WRITE TO YOUR CONGRESSMAN
TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINE
PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME
Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
FOR PROPER VIEWING, TAKE RED PILL NOW
FUN FOR THE FAMILY EXCEPT FOR GRANDMA & GRANDPA
Hey, TiVo! Suggest THIS!
Season 4:
WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK!
PSST...BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW
PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES & TRICORDERS
LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT
SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE
IF ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED INDUCE VOMITING
KNOWN TO CAUSE INSANITY IN LABORATORY RATS
Any Resemblance to actual Robotswould be really cool
OR IS IT?
BIGFOOT'S CHOICE
Soon to be a major religion
NOW INTERACTIVE! Joystick controls Fry's left ear
BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE
VOTED "BEST"
Too Hot for Radio
Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999
See you on some other channel

[Reply #41 on:]

Thats like all of them Spacedal11! lol

[Reply #42 on:]

Painstakingly drawn before a live audience

an un-intentional nod to Clerks Uncensored or a coincidence..

[Reply #43 on:]

I liked these.

This Episode Performed Entirely by Sock Puppets. Robot, Drink!

This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen.

As Foretold by Nostradamus.

[Reply #44 on:]

A by-product of the TV industry
BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE
VOTED "BEST"
(AL1) THANKS FOR WATCHING, FUTURAMA SLAVE ARMY!
Too Hot for Radio
You can't prove it won't happen
Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999

[Reply #45 on:]

NOW INTERACTIVE! Joystick control's Fry's left ear.
See you on some other channel.
From the makers of Futurama.
In doublevision where drunk.

[Reply #46 on:]

I think they're all great! But the group up above are my favs.

[Reply #47 on:]

I think that some of the best ones are in the reel of captions never used.
lick screen for suprise
the proud result of prison labour
and of course, Help Matt Groening is a horrible space monster.

[Reply #48 on:]

 

FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
except grandma and grandpa

Krafted With Luv
By Monsters

[Reply #49 on:]

 

Originally posted by spacepilot3000:
I can't belive no one has mentioned LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT. That one is great.

My favorite of them all.

[Reply #50 on:]

I mentioned it! Pay attention spacepiolet3000!

[Reply #51 on:]

"Dancing Space Potatoes? You Bet!" (even though there were no dancing space potatoes in the whole episode)
"Touch Eyeballs To Screen For Cheap Laser Surgery" (Doesn't work, I had to find out the hard way)
"Please Rise For The Futurama Theme Song" (I actually did that)

[Reply #52 on:]

There are so many good ones.  I already posted here, but also, Voted "Best", Hey, TiVo, suggest this!  And my second favorite: You can't prove it won't happen.

[Reply #53 on:]

I have to say that whenever the ' please rise for the futurama theme song' one comes up i stand up and salute the tv. God, i hope im not the only one. someone else join me in bein a geeky nerd.............anyone?

[Reply #54 on:]

That's The Cyber House Rules. I saw it recently so I know which one it is. And whenever I see it, I rise!

[Reply #55 on:]

hmm... my friends agreed to come over sometime this summer for a futurama marathon (at least, seasons 1-3). i wonder what their reaction will be to me standing up and putting my hand over my heart when that happens?

[Reply #56 on:]

We're with you, stateofmind. Sigh. We're with you.

[Reply #57 on:]

 

Originally posted by Spacedal11:
I mentioned it! Pay attention spacepilot3000!

Actually, I mentioned it on page 1 of this thread.

Pay attention Spacedal11!

Ps. you spelled my name wrong, I corrected it.

[Reply #58 on:]

Me too, stateofmind and co.

[Reply #59 on:]

I still like the one "This episode performed entirely by sock puppets" the best, but some others also are pretty nifty.

[Reply #60 on:]

Whatever. Let's just forget that I ever said it. *Waves a white flag*.

[Reply #61 on:]

That's the white flag of war! Nah, just kidding.

OK.

[Reply #62 on:]

 

Originally posted by stateofmind:
I have to say that whenever the ' please rise for the futurama theme song' one comes up i stand up and salute the tv. God, i hope im not the only one. someone else join me in bein a geeky nerd.............anyone?

I rise whenever that comes up too. The rest of the time I bow and chant "I'm not worthy"...at least when I'm alone.

[Reply #63 on:]

I'd have to say my favorite is "You can't prove it won't happen."

Sort of reminds me of the commentary where David Cohen is explaining why they chose dark matter as their spaceship fuel: "...Well, since no one really knows what it is..They can't say it's incorrect" -loosely quoted.

[Reply #64 on:]

Wow noone said these 2

1. Painstakingly drawn in front of a live audience.

2. The show that watches back

Both of those are funny to me

[Reply #65 on:]

My favs:

Mr. Bender's wardrobe by Robotany 500
Condemned by the Space Pope
Filmed on location
Simulcast on crazy's people's fillings
From the makers of Futurama
Love it or shove it
Not Affiliated with the Futurama Brass Knuckle Co.

[Reply #66 on:]

"Bender's humor by Microsoft joke"

"A stern warning of things to come"

[Reply #67 on:]

Does anyone know what episode that this intro came from its boggling my mind? Painstakingly drawn in front of a live audience.

Sorry about going off topic

[Reply #68 on:]

"Not based on the novel by James Feinmore Cooper"
"Deciphered from crop circles"

[Reply #69 on:]

most of them rox, by my favorites are:
>>NOT Y3K COMPLIANT<<
Please Rise for the Futurama Theme Song (futuramaguy752 :&#1056
This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen

[Reply #70 on:]

My Favourite: "Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999".

[Reply #71 on:]

'When you see the Robot, drink!'
'Thank you for watching, Futurama Slave Army!'

[Reply #72 on:]

I like:
PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION (WHERE DRUNK)
Condemned by the Space Pope
Based on a true Story
BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE

and of course many more

[Reply #73 on:]

Condemened by the Space Pope and You Can't Prove it Won't Happen are my favorites

[Reply #74 on:]

I like:
From The Makers Of Futurama
You Can't Prove it Won't Happen
Please Rise For The Futurama Theme Tune
As Seen On TV
Not Based On The Novel By James Fenimore Cooper

[Reply #75 on:]

Love it or shove it
Please Rise For the Futurama Theme Song
Fun for the entire family, except grandma and grandpa.
Dancing space potatoes? You bet! I rise  for that particular episode, and the rest of the time, a salute to Futurama (not like Zapp sadly), putting my hand down after the second half starts where the notes change rythm.

[Reply #76 on:]

My favourites are:
Benders humour by Microsoft Joke
Benders Wardrobe by Robotany 500
Or is it?
See you on some other channel
From the makers of Futurama

[Reply #77 on:]

Or is it? is a good one, but if they'd only have put "bum bum bUUUMMM!!!" after it.

[Reply #78 on:]

A Stern Warning of Things to Come.
Not a Substitute for Human interaction applies to all us nerds
Soon to be a major religion
b/c its true.

[Reply #79 on:]

"Dancing space potatoes? You bet!" is the first one that comes to mind.

Actually now that I think about them, "Where no fan has gone before", is the only episode that shows the title!