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Dr. Morberg

« on: 02-21-2004 12:02 »

What quotes have you used in your life?

I have used:
"Jam a bastard in it you crap!"
"Shut up baby, I know it."
"Now, I respect you. I think you're a good man. But quite frankly, I agree with everything you just said."
"Hooray! I'm helping!"

I probably have used more, though.

Oh, by the way, sorry if this has been done before. I couldn't find anything with search.

Urban Legend
« Reply #1 on: 02-21-2004 12:06 »

If something didn't go my way, I always used to say "Fine! I'll build my own [insert noun here], with blackjack, and hookers!"  :laff:

Starship Captain
« Reply #2 on: 02-21-2004 12:54 »

Like this one?

« Reply #3 on: 02-21-2004 13:00 »

You win again, gravity.
I'm gonna drink until I reboot.
How did this happen?
We are not amused!
Isn't that counterindicated by my operations manual?

Starship Captain
« Reply #4 on: 02-21-2004 13:22 »

the laws of science be a harsh mistress.

Bending Unit
« Reply #5 on: 02-21-2004 13:33 »

Who hasn't said "Bite my shiny metal ass!"?
Does shaking your booty at people telling them they stink count?
"You stink,
Lizzi's great,
deal with it"
Javier Lopez

Urban Legend
« Reply #6 on: 02-21-2004 14:23 »

-I loose it...in a volcano.[zoidberg voice]
-I cant pay.[zoidberg voice]
-Life is funnily tragic
-Get it off or i broke it.


Urban Legend
« Reply #7 on: 02-21-2004 14:52 »


"i lost it...in a volcano"
"Life is hilariously cruel"
"take it off or i'll break it off."

« Reply #8 on: 02-21-2004 14:52 »

Shouting "MORON!" in a Proffesor-esque voice at any possible opportunity, always works for me!
Bending Unit
« Reply #9 on: 02-21-2004 15:14 »

My alltime favourit; "It makes you think .... no it doesn't"

The last time I used it ... let me think ... 3 minutes ago on ICQ.  ;)
bob newhart

Delivery Boy
« Reply #10 on: 02-21-2004 16:22 »

it always makes me feel big to walk into a crowded room and say, good news everyone!

Bending Unit
« Reply #11 on: 02-21-2004 17:40 »

"I already did!" Fry
I try and say this as often as i can because it just makes no sense at all!!People look at me like im a nut bar but it cracks me up evrytime!

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #12 on: 02-21-2004 17:53 »

Originally posted by Ranadok:
Like this one?

The key to victory is the element of surprise.

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