Not another quote game!

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"I can get any girl I want anytime I want. I'm just too busy."

-WMIBACIL?

EDIT: TOTPD

[Reply #81 on:]

Leela's scream from Loves Labours Lost in space

(although in that episode i don't know why the scream doesn't wake zapp up, but tip-toeing away does!)

[Reply #82 on:]

Good point, Fryday.  I wonder that too.

[Reply #83 on:]

I think it was more like those movie scene..
U know.. Explosion everywhere and the single thing that woke up "The One That Cannot Be Woken Up Or The World Is Doomed For Eternity" is a needle falling down on a hard wooden floor.
Errr.. When is the dateline for me to pick a winner anyway? I'm due at the opening of a mini-mart soon.. 

[Reply #84 on:]

Ok looks like its been longer than 24 hours and the winner is..... boingo2000!
Congrats man! U da man and u get to do the next one..

[Reply #85 on:]

Whoo!  I'm a winner!

OK, you're in Highschool.  Your principal calls you to his office where he informes you that you're failing all your subjects.  You say...

[Reply #86 on:]

'What! When did this happen? You're joking right? That's not funny!' - Zoidberg Cyber House rules

[Reply #87 on:]

How did this happpen- zoidberg cant remember what episode

[Reply #88 on:]

It was 'The Deep south'.

[Reply #89 on:]

thank u

[Reply #90 on:]

I'd use my ALL TIME FAVOURITE:
"Why should I believe you? ...You're Hitler!" from the "Scary Door" episode in "I Dated a Robot"

-Or do wild (fake) karate/kung-fu moves while making Roberto's "stabbing sounds" from "Insane in the Mainframe". Then Bender's "I'll kill you!!!" from the end of "The Honking"
...not very good, but at least I can say I tried.

[Reply #91 on:]

PRINCIPAL: Isn't it about time you gave up all hope of ever improving yourself in any way?
ME: I know I should, but I just can't.

-The Devil's Hands Make Idle Playthings

[Reply #92 on:]

It's been more then 24 hours, so it seems I've got a decision to make...

Sil, you came very, very close, but the idea of telling my old principal he's Hitler made me laugh really hard, so I'm giving it to Pikka Bird.

[Reply #93 on:]

Can I take it seeing as Pikka Bird isn't paying attention and the thread's in it's death throes? *doesn't wait for an answer*

You're sitting in the corner of a club when a *your preference here* comes up to you and chats you up. To get rid of him/her/it, you say...

[Reply #94 on:]

k, im male my preference is female so i say-

'Sometimes i think im only going with girls cus im supposed to?'

edited to make a proper grammatical sentance from Roswell that ends well or-

'i find the most arousing thing about women is the boobys' from amazon women in the mood or wat ever.

[Reply #95 on:]

"Kittens give me gas"

Adapted form Morbo in "Big Piece of Garbage" i think

[Reply #96 on:]

'I will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs!'
Fear of a bot planet
or
'This week I'm on Caught On Tape 3 'cause of what I did in the coffee pot.'
Lesser of two evils

[Reply #97 on:]

Ooh, these are good! *giggles*

[Reply #98 on:]

Me: "I like your style. I find it very erotic."
The girl: (Incredolous) "What?"
Me: "EROTIC!!!"

 - Zapp/Leela in LLLiS

[Reply #99 on:]

Slightly altered so that it makes sense in the situation:

"Relationships with people you meet in clubs never work out. After all, that is how I met my horrible wife."

Leela's boss in HHRHGB.

[Reply #100 on:]

Me:..............And that's how I became my own grandfather (rephrased from: I can't remember)\
Girl: Very interesting (leaves

[Reply #101 on:]

"Uh, listen, is there maybe some way we could do this with you going and me not going?"

from I, Roommate

[Reply #102 on:]

Those were great! But the winner is......

Goldfish, with the one from Lesser of Two Evils.

The judge has rendered her verdict, and her decision is final. 

[Reply #103 on:]

*sulks because considers his was better*

[Reply #104 on:]

Ah, but you have to understand - toilet humor is usually the winner with me.
I have the mental age of a 6 year old. 

[Reply #105 on:]

I'm back! these are great! Do you think it's been over 24 hours since Sil posted the winners name?

[Reply #106 on:]

Sorry, here's the situation:
Somebody attacks you because you insulted them. You say:

[Reply #107 on:]

"Hey, what was that for, (Starts blubbing)" from my three suns.

[Reply #108 on:]

YOU BASTARTD, I'LL KILL YOU (from WMIBACIL)

[Reply #109 on:]

"Thanks, I appreciate that! *laughs* Nah, I'm just joshing ya, that was quite annoying!" (Bendless Love)

[Reply #110 on:]

that concludes the portion of the fight where you stay alive. (Fry and the slurm factory)

[Reply #111 on:]

"I'll just have to beat you the old fashioned way - to death!" URFL guy from Raging Bender.

[Reply #112 on:]

*grab something blunt and heavy*

"Time for the drum solo!" - Leela, "Hell is Other Robots"

[Reply #113 on:]

Hey bite my glorious golden, frozen, and colossal metal ass!
-from various Bender's number 1 favorite word-

"Its been years since medical school so remind me, disembowelment, fatal or non-fatal in ur specise(sp?)
-Dr Z in WMIBACIL-

[Reply #114 on:]

Me: Activate emergency high speed self contained escape pack crisis response unit! Quick!
*Then I run away really fast.*

-Leela in The Sting

[Reply #115 on:]

It's been slightly over a day, so the winner is:

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Boingo (changed my mind)

Edited winner ^

[Reply #116 on:]

i think that

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I

deserve to win

[Reply #117 on:]

Well I think I deserve to be waited on hand and foot but I dont think that's gonna happen anytime soon!MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Awww...I made myself sad.

[Reply #118 on:]

I think it's been over a day, so someone else can post a situation.

[Reply #119 on:]

Fine, I'll post one.

You are watching your futurama DVD when, suddenly, the disk flys out of the player and slices "Loved Ones Name Here"'s head off.

Commence Crazyness!