Not another quote game!

[Reply #480 on:]

young and angry! we're all waiting for a situation!

although technically you have until later this evening... I'm impatient!

  My 2nd-in-a-row TOTPD

[Reply #481 on:]

Right,it's been a while so I'll go.
This is my first attempt at a situation, it's late and I want to get this thread going again.


You phone work saying that you are ill ( however you want to go to the movies with a mate). You call your boss and......

[Reply #482 on:]

 I know I won the last one, but if I came earlier I still would have given up my turn, now I'm ranting, and I just wanna play the game! 

" I will. Coughs, then drops dead.....( (insert boss's name) Your line, now!)" 
 I forgot how that quote went, but I'm geussing it was edited.  Farnsworth " When aileans attack" ( or whatever one had the McNeil thing, and Monument Beach.)

[Reply #483 on:]

"I have to stay home because ... I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH!!"

 - Leela "The Farnsworth Parabox"

[Reply #484 on:]

"I don't feel good. I'm genuinely sick."

-Bender, "Bender Gets Made"

[Reply #485 on:]

"I'm sick!"

Bender, Fry & The Slurm Factory

[Reply #486 on:]

"I can't take life anymore!" (with jumping out of building sound effects)

-Fry, Less Than Hero

[Reply #487 on:]

"Schedule conflict."

Scruffy, the janitor, in "Parasites Lost"

[Reply #488 on:]

"Well my lead pipe hurts a little"

Fry in "Parasites Lost"

[Reply #489 on:]

"Im sick to my ass!"

edited -Mom

[Reply #490 on:]

"Now boss, I don't like you and you don't like me..."

-Bender, My Three Suns

[Reply #491 on:]

'Urm i can't get up when i'm on my back. All the times before i was slightly on my side.'

Bender in 'Crimes of the hot'

[Reply #492 on:]

Allright! everything turned out just fine!

[Reply #493 on:]

and the victor of Clawplaque is.......... Teral.

[Reply #494 on:]

Allright!

::looks for people to high-five, tumbleweed rolls by, crickets chrip::

Awwww...


Anyway, I'm completely blank, next poster win a free turn!

[Reply #495 on:]

You're watching TV and there's is absolutely nothing good on, but you have nothing better to do, either. You say...

[Reply #496 on:]

"Sheesh, 40,000 channels and only 150 have anything good on."

-Fry, "I, Roommate"

[Reply #497 on:]

"Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it. Making people wait behind me while I complain."- Farnsworth in TMLH

[Reply #498 on:]

"This wangs chun! After all the good programs they promised, tv turned out as rotten as ever."

 - Leela "A Tale Of Two Santas (edited)

[Reply #499 on:]

That dog won't hunt, monsingnor.

 Fry, in somethin of someplace

[Reply #500 on:]

(it's "war is the H-word" )

i supose it's time for a winner...
drumroll, please!

Maltho!

[Reply #501 on:]

Sweet. Ok...You're shopping and minding your own business and you get mugged.

P.S. Zeep that was the 500th post on this thread. You're "special."   

[Reply #502 on:]

"You can only take my money for so long...until you take it all. Then I say ENOUGH!" Fry in Luck of the Fryrish


or:
"Take,Take! I have five of them" Zoidberg in RTEW

[Reply #503 on:]

Like my last quote: "That dog won't hunt monsingnor."   - Fry, "War is the H-word"

[Reply #504 on:]

"Hey, Leela, get a picture of me being 'mugged'!"
-Fry, Lesser of Two Evils

also, in response to the the last part of maltho's post:
"Now when you say special..."
-Leela, The Day The Earth Stood Stupid

[Reply #505 on:]

"I'm too scared to find my pocket. Here, I'll just take of my pants and give you those."

Fry, "Less Than Hero"

[Reply #506 on:]

"Oh if only I had my wallet with me...."

Zoidy poo in RTEW....

[Reply #507 on:]

Wow, great responses...but I have to go with...

DR. MORBERG

P.S. Zeep, by "special" I mean you are the most specialest person I have ever met. 

[Reply #508 on:]

WOOOOOOO! I won something! Now it takes two hands to count the number of things I've ever won!

You are told to babysit the neighbor's pet while they're on vacation. When you go to let the dog out, it attacks you. You say:

[Reply #509 on:]

"ooh, ooh, down boy, bad president!"
[if the dog is richard nixon]

Fry, SP3k

[Reply #510 on:]

"Aaw, look, he can do two things at once: Bite and scratch. Oooh, three things!"
-Fry, Jurassic Bark
(Slightly Edited)

[Reply #511 on:]

"Ow my sperm!"

-Fry, "Fry And The Slurm Factory"

[Reply #512 on:]

"Ohh, but i just let you back in!"

-Fry in TDTESS or TWOF (i forget which!)

[Reply #513 on:]

 "Buddah! Zeus! God! One of you guys, Help me! SATAN, you owe me!"         Farnsworth, TFP (hey, The Futurama Point! No, The Farnsworth Para(dox or box?)

[Reply #514 on:]

 

Originally posted by Young_and_Angry:
(hey, The Futurama Point! No, The Farnsworth Para(dox or box?)

Farnsworth ParaBOX

[Reply #515 on:]

i'll give you $5 not to do what your thinking about doing! ARGHHH! hehehe you just lost $5.

edited bender, a head in the polls

[Reply #516 on:]

Nooooooooo!

Beurocrat 41 'How hermes requisitioned his groove back'

[Reply #517 on:]

"Nobody tell him where my gonads really are"
 - Fry (slightly reworded)Why must i be a crustacean in love

[Reply #518 on:]

Al least you're not judging me like all the other dogs... ARE YOU?

Paraphrased: Fry from Jurassic Bark

[Reply #519 on:]

M0le takes the cake. Congratulations, M0le