Not another quote game!

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In this quote game you have to think of a Futurama quote and the episode name that you could use in a given situation, the funniest idea in 24 hours gets to give the next situation.
NEW RULES, PLEASE READ
Only 3 entries per person, per situation.

I'll start off:
You and your friends are by the side of the grand canyon (or any other place with a big drop) and someone shoves you off the edge.

To make it a bit trickier your not allowed to suggest "We're boned!" for this one.

[Reply #1 on:]

"We're jerked!" 

[Reply #2 on:]

What episode's that from?!

[Reply #3 on:]

Hermes said it in AOI I

"Call it a hunch, but I have a bad feeling about this."

[Reply #4 on:]

they're both good! What episode is that one from Teral?

[Reply #5 on:]

"A Pharoah To Remember."

[Reply #6 on:]

'I'll save me'  - BITW

[Reply #7 on:]

Right, now that's sorted!
next time put the quote then the full episode name like this:
"(quote here)" from (full episode name here).
that makes it easier for everyone.

[Reply #8 on:]

ok i am ready to go back now from the season has landed

[Reply #9 on:]

Although it had a lot more punch when Fry said it. 

[Reply #10 on:]

"I intend to do as little dying as possible" - Leela - The series has landed.

[Reply #11 on:]

wow, i wasn't expecting such great responses!

[Reply #12 on:]

Wait, now I have the perfect one:
'Can you push me?'
'I already did'
'Thank you!' - War is the h-word
It doesn't look very funny written though.

[Reply #13 on:]

fry: is this bad
zoidberg: not if youve lived a life with no regrets!! sry cant think of the episode

[Reply #14 on:]

"You win again gravity!" - Zapp Brannigan in Amazon Women in the Mood.

"Someone fat get in my way!" - Bender in Bending in the Wind.

[Reply #15 on:]

Goldfish, that one is ace! 

[Reply #16 on:]

Fry: How can I live if I don't know the difference between good and evil?

Bender: Eh they're both good choices, whichever floats your boat.

[Reply #17 on:]

 

Originally posted by ratm9200:
fry: is this bad
zoidberg: not if youve lived a life with no regrets!! sry cant think of the episode

Bendin' in the Wind.

"Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys do something!
Help! Satan! You owe me!"

Farnsworth in Farnsworth Parabox

[Reply #18 on:]

The 24 Hours are nearly up!!

[Reply #19 on:]

Ok, time's up! The person who suggested the situation will decide which is funniest.

The winner is..... Prof. Wernstrum with both of his answers! he get's to give the next situation and decides the next winner!

[Reply #20 on:]

Next situation: After going in for a routine check-up, the doctor tells you that you have three days to live...

[Reply #21 on:]

Me: Do you even have a medical degree?
The doc: I lost it ... in a volcano.

Edit: Forgot the episode: "A Clone Of My Own"

[Reply #22 on:]

  We have a winner already!   
Anyway, here's my contribution:

"Is that a lot?" (from The Honking)

[Reply #23 on:]

Sorry, gotta say it:

"I'm Boned!" bender says it in almost all the episodes (or something similar to that)

[Reply #24 on:]

Me:you doctors with your fancy schooling and degrees(or something like that)

bender gets made

[Reply #25 on:]

Me: 'Is any of that a problem?'
Bending in the wind
or:
Me: "What! When did this happen? You're joking, right? That's not funny!!!"
Cyber house rules

[Reply #26 on:]

Time's up. Teral is the winner - your turn now.

[Reply #27 on:]

Someone else may have my turn, I'm completely blank coming up with a new situation.

First come, first serve.

[Reply #28 on:]

I came first, so I get served first!

On the subject of serving, here's a situation: You're at a restaurant and the bill arrives. It's extremely expensive, and someone's stolen your wallet...

[Reply #29 on:]

I couldn't think of a single quote so I put two together:

Oh, if only I had my wallet with me. I lost it... in a volcano.

(from Roswell That Ends Well and A Clone Of My Own

[Reply #30 on:]

Hmm... From Bender gets made

"I don't have that kind of money, they took away my credit card"

[Reply #31 on:]

Walk up to some random guy and go:

For 2 dollars, i beat you with a pool que untill you get detatched retinas.

[Reply #32 on:]

"I'll let you punch me for a buck" or "wanna buy a tiny little kidney?" Both from xmas story 2...

[Reply #33 on:]

Xmas Story 2? i think you are mean A Tale of Two Santas

[Reply #34 on:]

I stand corrected...........

EDIT: I have another idea, but intsead of being evil and double posting I will say it here;
You could try and work at the restaurant to pay off your debt, your friends could help you;
Bender's a modle employee
He's so polite
and hard working
he's made of candy....
From bender gets made, I think
Or, you could pretend that the chef had blinded you and owed you a meal also from bender gets made, i think....

[Reply #35 on:]

You go to everyone in the restaurant and say:
"Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?"

I don't know the episode name, but it's one in season 3.

[Reply #36 on:]

Its not season 3, well its on the season 2 DVD;
The cryonic woman

[Reply #37 on:]

It was aired on Channel 4 as if it were season 3.

[Reply #38 on:]

'When the bill comes, their wallet is always in their other pants, which they borrowed off me.'
Problem with popplers

[Reply #39 on:]

"I did nasty in the pasty" - Fry - Why of Fry