Funniest scenes

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Something I really like about Futurama is that you always get to know something new about Zoidberg all the time.

Like in Fear of a Bot Planet:
    Zoidberg comes out of the bathroom and zips up his zipper which is locatet in his throat.

In A of I (I don't know the proper quotes):
    Farnsworth: "We need a guinea pig"
    Zoidberg: "Two meals in a week"

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hey marty! welcome to PEEL! 

ya, zoidberg's a cool character to know 

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Hermes: THe anomaly!
Amy: It's so...anomalous!

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The Santa Song in "A tale of twoo Santas"
I don't know all the words but the funniest part is:
"We're really, really tired know and can't work any faster. We're really, really sorry."
"Why you selfish little B*****d"

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Lets see, my memory is a bit fuzzy, but the scene went exactly like this

Bender: Bow to your new Santa!

Neptunians: Our hero!

[Scene: Jolly Junction. The Neptunians sing and skip towards the Toyworks.]

Neptunians: (singing) We are free and fairly sober,
With so many toys to build.

[Cut to: Toyworks.]

Neptunians: (singing) The machines are kinda tricky,
Probably someone will be killed,
But we gladly work for nothing--

Fry: (singing) Which is good because we don't intend to pay.

All: (singing) The elves are back to work today!

Neptunians: (singing) Hooray!
[They saw logs and they go down a conveyor belt.]
We have just a couple hours,
To make several billion gifts,
[A Neptunian boxes some toys. Another adds the polystyrene S's.]
And the labour isn't easy--

Leela: (singing) Then you'll all work triple shifts,
You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super-speed.

[She turns a dial to "Lucy".]

Fry, Leela and Bender: (singing) It's back to work on Xmas Eve!

Neptunians: (cheering) Hooray!

Leela: (singing) And though you're cold and sore and ugly,
Your pride will mask the pain.

Fry (singing) Let my happy smile warm your hearts--

Neptunian #5: (singing) There's a toy lodged in my brain!

[There is a train in his head. Bender sits on the conveyor belt and the Neptunians spray him red.]

Neptunians: (singing) We are getting awfully tired,
And we can't work any faster,
And we're very, very sorry--

Bender: (singing) Why you selfish little bastards,
Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy, empty-handed jerk?

[He kicks a Neptunian.]

Neptunian #6: Ow!

Bender: (singing) Then shut your yaps and back to work.

[Scene: Outside Toyworks. It is night. Santa's sleigh is being loaded with presents.]

Neptunians: (singing) Now it's very nearly Xmas,
And we've done the best we could,

Fry: (singing) These toys soldiers are poorly painted.

Leela: (singing) And they're made from inferior wood.

[She snaps the soldier in half.]

Bender: (singing) I should give you all a beating,
But I really have to fly.

[ He flies over Santa.]

Santa: (singing) If I weren't stuck here frozen,
I'd harpoon you in the eye.

Neptunians: (singing) Now it's back into our tenements,
To drown ourselves in rye.

Leela: (singing) You did the best you could,
I guess that some of these gorillas are OK.

[The Neptunians cheer.]

Neptunian #7: We're adequate!

All: (singing) The elves have rescued Xmas Day! Hooray!

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in kif get knocked up a knotch when there at the shower and and you hear the baby crying and its zoidburg! lmao moment right there

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In War is the H Word, two scenes stuck with me:

Zapp & the element of surprise & where Fry shoots wildly, at whcih point Zapp appears on his white charger, admonishing Fry for startling Felicity; proceeding to then stroke the horse & say, "There, there boy."

The whole of The Problem with Poplers, from the point where we first see Leela in the cage to a high Lrr meandering off stage (Ndnd's line, "The one called smelly hippy is right", is a classic).

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Oops my mistake. It's Lrr who says the smelly hippy line & Ndnd who proceeds to eat the oranutan as a way of confirming that it's no Leela. (Think I might have to apply for a job as a Box Network executive, for that one.)

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On the two santas, near the start, the proffesor activates the steel cover and on the roof in bright letters it says, "All trespassers will be shot".

Thats funny!             

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If ANY ONE needs me, i'll be in the angry dome!

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"this is the most beautiful moment of my life!"
inky squirt, followed by "woopwoopwoopwoop"
almost crapped myself laughing!

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Up youres Zoidberg up where ever youre species traditionally crams things            That always gets me

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I was rolling on the ground in hysterics the entire time that Henry Kissinger's Head was onscreen in "War is the H-Word". In fact, the entire negotiation with the brain balls was randomly hilarious to the extreme.

Also, when Nixon trashes Washingtion D.C. with his mecha-robot body to the tune of "Hail to the Chief". One of the funniest endings ever. And when Farnsworth finally decides to "Screw history!", and the ship blasts out and trashes Area 51. No one can make a destructive rampage funnier than Futurama.

And three more words "Death...by snu-snu." (Or is that four?)

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Speaking of "War is the H-Word", I love when Nixon sees Zapp naked and says "I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to see another man's gizmo!"

Also love Nixon's line from "A Head in the Polls", "Nixon with charisma? MY GOD! I CAN RULE THE UNIVERSE!"

I got many other scenes that get me each time, but those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.

Also, not to be overly nitpicky or anything, but many times I see people call the base in "Roswell" Area 51. Area 51's in Nevada, Roswell's in New Mexico. The base in the episode was simply the Roswell Air Base.

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   Also, not to be overly nitpicky or anything, but many times I see people call the base in "Roswell" Area 51. Area 51's in Nevada, Roswell's in New Mexico. The base in the episode was simply the Roswell Air Base.

So which state is Area 51-A in, eh?

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I love in "A Head in the Polls" when Bender is just a head driving around in his toy car.

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Sheesh, what a nice 7 year old thread...

In the episode "War is the H-word", the Nimbus takes off from the space port and knocks over a lamp post.

I find that funny...

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Oh crap I forgot one. I almost died in "Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV", when he's he's auditioning. Especially when Calculon says "that was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!", and when he's supposed to be in a coma and starts randomly dancing like a really annoying nut.

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   Also, not to be overly nitpicky or anything, but many times I see people call the base in "Roswell" Area 51. Area 51's in Nevada, Roswell's in New Mexico. The base in the episode was simply the Roswell Air Base.

So which state is Area 51-A in, eh?

DOES NOT COMPUTE

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Future Stock:

Fry to Mom: Look at my butt!

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         Also, not to be overly nitpicky or anything, but many times I see people call the base in "Roswell" Area 51. Area 51's in Nevada, Roswell's in New Mexico. The base in the episode was simply the Roswell Air Base.

      So which state is Area 51-A in, eh?

   DOES NOT COMPUTE

"The Force Simpsons-fu is strong weak in this one."

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Farnsworth: Preposterous twaddlecock! Time travel is impossible!

Fry: But Professor, you time traveled yourself, remember, when we went back to Roswell?

Farnsworth: That proves nothing! And furthermore, you'd think I'd remember a thing like that. Plus, who are you anyway?!?!


ROFLMAO material. 

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Was there really not a thread about this already?

When Bender slams his door and it falls off and says "Made in Mexico"

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In the episode "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" I think I laugh everytime that guy yells "KAAAHN" when Fry and Melllvar are playing that trivia game.

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It's also funny when Leela gets poked in the eye

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"will you push me?"

"I already did!"

From War Is The H Word