What would ask the "what if" machiene if there was one?

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Im curious-- id ask what if I had the worlds largest refridgerator? 

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"What if I was a women?" 

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What if I was a character in "Futurama"?

or

What if I was a conformist/go-with-the-flow-type-person?

Now that would be something. I cannot concieve myself as being anything other than what I've always been... conformist-me.... wow that stretches the limits of the imagination.

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What  if I was a robot?
or
What if I had a clone?

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What would happen if i glew(i cant think of a past tense of glow)in the dark?

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What would happen if Fox had promoted Futurama properly?

It'd still be on the air!