Funniest MOMENTS in episodes

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The things is, we may really start seeing suicide booths in a few decades at the rate we're going with overpopulation and all that other bad stuff in the world I'm not even going to start getting into.

On a lighter note, Bender's dream from that one episode was funny:

Fry: Bender, where's your bathroom?
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: Bath what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What what?

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Fry and the Slurm Factory was a pretty good episode but i crack up when i hear the part where Bender zaps Fry in the groin and he yells "Ahh my sperm!" Then Bender does it again and Fry says "Hmmm... didn't hurt that time."

Or they way that Fry and Bender laugh when they smash the toy spaceship in "THe Cryogenic Woman"

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I like the New Jersey references:

I, Roommate: 
Leela:  Wow, this place is perfect!
Fry: Okay, what's the catch?
Salesman: Well we are technically part of New Jersey.
<scene jumps immediately>
Fry: Not one place is barely liveable.

Hell is Other Robots:
Leela:  Who woulda thought hell would be in an amusement part, and in New Jersey?
Fry: Actually... <they fall>

Branigan Begin Again:
The old DOOP headquaters located in Hoboken, NJ (a shoddy run down factory-type building)

Being from New Jersey, those jokes make our state seem better than it is.  I think they have a thing for norweigans (sp) too.

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Originally posted by FeminineMorbo:
Being from New Jersey, those jokes make our state seem better than it is.

Wait, those are GOOD things?  Umm, maybe up in Trenton things are that bad, definitely around NYC and Philly, and Atlantic City, but the rest of NJ is rather nice.

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Dunno if anyone has mentioned this scene already, I'm too lazy to read all these posts:

The scene where the professor accidentally sprays himself in the face with fish pheromones in "Deep South" is well funny. After he removes all the attacking sea creatures, Zoidberg approches him:
"I'm sooo into you..." (starts licking and sucking the prof.'s head)
"Oh...MY." 

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The last man on Earth from 'The Scary Door':

Man: finally I can read books quietly (glasses fall off) It's not fair! IT'S NOT FAIR!!... wait, my eyes aren't that bad. I can read the large-print books (eyes fall off) It's not fair! IT'S NOT FAIR!!... luckily I can read braille (hands fall off) AAARRRGGGHHH!! (tongue falls off, followed by head)

Santa-Bot: I'll be back when you least expect it - NEXT XMAS!!!

Fry: I didn't think it'd end like this - gunned down by Santa. Really, I didn't see it coming.

The Human Rinds - they're a bunch-a-munch-a-crunch-a-human!!

There's just too many good moments in Futurama 

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<Fry> In my day, all the internet was for was porn!
<Farnsworth> Actually . . .
<WomanScientist> Now that we got rid of the garbage, maybe you could help me with my sexual inhibitions
<MaleScientist> With gusto

Don't ask me why, but I find "with gusto" hilarious

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Anything with the Brain Slugs, especially in Raging Bender.

Brain. Slugs. Are. Great. Everyone. Should. Get. One.

[Reply #88 on:]

Uh, suuuuure....

/me whispers: Act casual and switch to a garlic shampoo.

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I thought it was amusing when they showed the tourbus going over the various states in "Bending in the Wind." UserId:Aho. Nukevada. East West Virginia. Stuff like that's funny.

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i particularly enjoyed the involvement of Deep Blue in Stephen Hawkings gang of cronies.

cant remember the exact text or episode but something like:

SH: "and here is deep blue"
DB: "rook to f4"
SH: "not every problem can be solved by chess moves deep blue"

and then when the fight breaks out in the cryogenics lab:

SH: "pin him down deep blue"
DB: "check!"

  It's funny i didn't realise how into this program i was until i saw this bulletin board and understood EVERYTHING that you guys were all talking about!! 

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Something like:
Farnsworth:It translates a long, dead language...
Farnsworth Clone:Hello
Machine:Bonjour!!

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any lines by zoidberg are funny as far as im concerned

"i did somthing usefull,im having a wonderful time!"

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I have resurrected an over 3 1/2 year old thread! Breathe! (That was my attempt at a joke, which is probably stupid. Sorry.)

At the moment, I can't remember what my absolute favorite moment was, because they're too many.

But my top 2 I can remember:

[1]"I Second That Emotion": Fry and Leela in the sewers for the first time. Fry lights a match.
FRY: Ahhh!!!
LEELA: What is it?
FRY: I burned my finger.

[2]"Spanish Fry": Fry is first shown in the cage, dressed in a butler's suit. Lrrr wants to cut off Fry's "lower horn", and Fry tries to offer him something else.

FRY: I'll just start you off with some bread. Some sexy, arousing bread!

LRRR: Fine, but none of that whole-grain goat food! And bring plenty of melted butter.

[ND-ND groans.]

ND-ND: Why don't you just inject some fat straight into your ass and cut out the middle man!

^That quote is one of my favorites.

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In Less Than Hero when Fry says "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus..."

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Or the way Beezelbot screemed when Leela beet him in the head with the goled violin

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Originally posted by CaptanYesterday:
Or the way Beezelbot screemed when Leela beet him in the head with the goled violin

 

[Reply #97 on:]

Welcome to PEEL Captain Yesterday. Please don't triple post just edit your first post or wait for someone else to post.

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Yeah, It was just an accident Squeaky. Thaks for the welcome though!

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Don't worry about it, just next time edit your posts and things will be fine.

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Professor:I got our commercial to air during the superbowl.  It isn't on the same cannel though.
Fry:  Are there really giant birds?
Professor Heavens no.  All special effects.  Now let me get breakfast.  Then professor goes to get the eggs and they're giant eggs, and one hatchs and bites the professor.  Although the sayings maybe be somewhat wrong.

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Ok

 

     Squeaky

[Reply #102 on:]

Forget I said anything. It's assholes like you that make me wonder why I even try.

EDIT: Worst post to get Professor on...

[Reply #103 on:]

Woe man, Just messing around. Sorry Ok.

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The cool-o-meter is pretty funny to.  The mega fanzi's had me laughing forever. 

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Yeah the cool-o-meter was very funny. I also found ziodberg funny in that episode.

Hermes:Zoidberg what are you doing here
Zoidberg: I'n networking, let me give you my card

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I love the line in "hell is other robots"
Leela - "why are you spending so much time in    the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?"
Bender - "No! Dont come in!"

I always piss myself when I watch that episode!

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Welcome to PEEL elkie! 
Glad to have another member here. Enjoy Nerd World   

I love the ending part of the video they found on the internet in 'A Big Piece of Garbage': "Now that we got rid of the garbage doctor, maybe you could help me with my sexual inhibitions."
"With gusto."

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In Less Than Hero When The Pi Keeahbot says "Enjoy your afordable Sweedish crap"

And Crimes of the Hot

Morbo "Windmills do not work that way!!"

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The nice little moment in 'Amazonian Women In The Mood' when Zoidberg leaves the room, his towel falls off, and you can see this great shot of Farnsworth, Amy and Bender staring at him. Always a killer.
Oh, and Farnsworth's song in 'Bendless Love':
"Wangle a new dangle on life..." 

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I love the bit at the end of "the Sting" when the credits come up. "you could really use a shower" It's funny in a cute little way!

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In AWITM:

FRY: "Oh my god! We gotta go rescue them!"
BENDER: "I don't know..."
FRY: "But Bender, think of the señoritas!"
( Spanish classical guitar strum )
BENDER: "Vamonos!"

Also from TKOS:

BUBBLEGUM TATE: "Even in these formal shorts, I feel like a failure." Just his tone of voice is great.

EDIT: I'm sorry I appear to have lost the ability to type.
 

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this is a real enjoyable thread... all the BEST OF from the show. 

when hermes wants to jump off the PE building and kill himself, (after others have yelled at him to step away from the ledge), bender says, "do a flip!"

i just laugh and laugh at that part.

also, when zoidberg takes the sedatives and then starts to return to normal he says "i'm coming down!"

i don't know why that cracks me up!

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Funny moments? This will take an age to write out!

• Fry: Bender, where's your bathroom?

Bender: The bath what?
Fry: The bathroom.
Bender: The what room?
Fry: The

bathroom.
Bender: The what what?
~ I, Roomate

• Farnsworth: Hello, Mavis. Didn't expect to see me back so soon?

Wanda: Mavis is dead.
Farnsworth: I expect you'll want to see my Angry Crotchety Grandpa Discount Card?
Wanda: Sir, this card is expired.
Farnsworth: But it's good for a lifetime!
Wanda: Well, yours expired.
~ Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles

• Hermes: Say, I'm no physicist, but I think I know how to stop the skipping. We'll just -

[Time skips. Hermes is wearing a funky shirt and playing a steel drum while the others have formed a nude conga line.]
Hermes: I don't know how this was supposed to work.
~ Time Keeps on Slipping

• Scruffy: Scruffy's gonna get one of them 300 dollar haircuts. this one's lost its pizzaz.

~ 300 Big Boys

Scruffy's so random and funny, it just made me laugh.

• Fry: I hate you! I hate you! You evil, metal man!

~ Jurassic Bark

• AOI1, Leela impales Cubert on a sword. The lights turn back on. A few seconds pass. The Scruffy turns and gasps, suddenly noticing Cubert's dead body. :Laugh!:
• Bender: B-E-N-D-E-R! Be-nder! B-E-N-D-E-R! Be-nder! Sayin' B, E, N, Ddddddddddddddddddd...

~ The Honking

I love his dancing and his air guitar (banjo?)

• Fry: Wow! You got that off the Internet? In my day the Internet was only used to download pornography.

Farnsworth: Actually that's still true.
Female Scientist: [in movie] Now that the garbage is in space, doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.
Male Scientist: [in movie] With gusto!
~ A Big Piece of Garbage

• Bender: What are you going to do with my head?

Farnsworth: I need to tinker in it
Bender: Then why don't you use a potted plant, like Fry?
~ I second that emotion

• Nixon: It's gone!

~ A Taste Of Freedom

• Fry: Cool. Hey what do you do if you want the trees up?

Trees: Trees up!
[The trees go up and one takes Fry with it. He is stuck at the top of one.]
Fry: Trees down!
Trees: Trees down!
[They go back down and Fry gets buried under the snow with one.]

• Fry: This dumb holiday just makes me think of all the things I left behind. Let's just stop talking about Xmas.

Hermes: Happy Xmas Xmas people! Xmas cards have arrived! Xmas! Amy there you go, Fry, Professor, Zoidberg, a mighty haul for Bender.
Bender: Yes! I got the most! I win Xmas!
~ Xmas story

• Poopenmeyer: You people aren't Santa. You aren't even robots. 91. How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
• Poopenmeyer: My God! It's the real Santa! Get him Jesus!

Zoidberg: I help those who help themselves.
~ A Tale of Two Santas

• Sergeant: Enos! Private, I want that toilet bowl so clean I could eat off it! Cos I intend to!

Enos: Well gadzooks Sarge!
Fry: It's him! It's my grandfather Enos.
Sergeant: ...Now prepare my lunch and place it in the latrine at twelve hundred hours!
~ Roswell That Ends Well

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That's all I can think of right now.

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"We Gotta Eat Our Blast-Off Sundays!"
~Fry~
-Bender Gets Made

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Originally posted by tire:
this is a real enjoyable thread... all the BEST OF from the show. 

when hermes wants to jump off the PE building and kill himself, (after others have yelled at him to step away from the ledge), bender says, "do a flip!"

i just laugh and laugh at that part.

also, when zoidberg takes the sedatives and then starts to return to normal he says "i'm coming down!"

i don't know why that cracks me up!

Both funny, but the "Im coming down" has got to be  one of my favorite moments ever. Its that freakin funny.

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"Ya'll can call me the Colonel!"

Bender does the tune from... Some Movie! It's funny

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Shatner: I'm Slim Shady. Yes. I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating. So...won't the real Slim Shady please stand up...please stand up...please stand up.
Koenig: How can you do a spoken word version of a rap song?
Melllvar: He found a way.

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I was just watching "The Clone of My Own" and i couldn't resist laughing at Zoidberg's quote "A succesor to the professor??" Wonderful voice acting - and DiMaggio's "Me no speaking english" - just great...

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tire: I forgot about that part when Bender told Hermes to do a flip. Funny as hell.

The Pizzazz: The AOI, X-Mas Story, and ATOTS I also forgot about. Probably the part when Zoidberg says "I help those who help themselves" is in my Top 10 funniest lines.

LoveForFry: Man, I'm forgetting alot of good lines. That Zoidberg bit was also funny.