Funniest MOMENTS in episodes

[Reply #40 on:]

i like the bit in "why must i be Crustacean in love"

where zoidberg is at the gym and wants the basket ball.

also in cryogenic women. where every time Zoidberg sees frys girlfriend he screems.


-memo to self-
i still have not found any friends

-another memo to self- mybey you will all be by friends.

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[Reply #41 on:]

"You always say it's some kind of madness, or I'm drunk, or I've had too much candy."

[Reply #42 on:]

In Anthology of interest:
"That story was prosterous! Steven Hawkins in a pissaria (or whatever he says), this thing isn't worth the gold i'ts made of! Anyway, the finglonger seems to be a rousing succes."
Zooms out, Professor behind what if machine: "So thats whats thing would be like if I've invented the finglonger...*sigh* a man can dream though...a man can dream"

Just cracks me up everytime I see it

[Reply #43 on:]

In Brainigan begin again [how ever you spell it] when Kif and Zap are standing out side watching poeple eat.. then The Kif starts dancin' to "Everyones Talkin' At Me"... for money! Priceless

[Reply #44 on:]

Zoidberg riding the sperm in Parasites Lost and Fry breaking his hand after thumping the statute in Luck of the Fryrish

[Reply #45 on:]

Yeah, Zoidberg was the best in Parasites Lost.

Zoidberg: "Quickly we can escape through the sinus into the nasel cappilery"

Hermes: "Strange usually you don't know anything about Human anatomy"

Zoidberg: "I learnt it off a decongestant commercial. Soothing Action! Action! Action!"

Another good part in that episode.

After seeing Fry's muscle being massaged by the worms.

Hermes:"Wow soon he'll be as strong and flexible as Hercules and Gumby combined"

Zoidberg:"Gumburcules I love that guy!"

[Reply #46 on:]

"It's good cholesterol, but it spreads like bad cholesterol!"

[Reply #47 on:]

I loved from "Why Must I be a Crust"
Kegelicizer

From Amazon Women
"Oh God Your Killing Me. Oh God Your Killing Me"
"Bender maybe you can interface with the femputer and tell it let them go"
"Maybe you can interface with my ass by biting it"
Aliens Attack
"Camera One, Camera Two, Camera Three"

[Reply #48 on:]

In Bender gets made, when Zoidberg gets th drugs from the doctor

Doctor: "You seem a bit tense, here try these"

Zoidberg: "Sure, butter me up with candy, well it won't work sonny!! (slobber slobber eating the pills) -his pupils enlarge-...Why always the fighting?

[Reply #49 on:]

I like the moment where Fry, Leela and Bender are dismissed by Farnsworth and Zoidberg says: "Good riddence to them! Now Zoidberg ist the popular one!"

And the others:
"Yeah, yeah. Let's all talk to Zoidberg!"
"What's new?"
...

This is really great!

Another Zoidberg scene from time slippin' episope:
Amy's birthday, Zoidberg says something like: "I hope we'll have as much fun on my birthday tomorrow!"
Then the time warp - and he is sitting all alone...

Great!!!

I'm seeing a movie! With FRIENDS!!!


Zoidberg RULEZ!

 
Greaseball

[Reply #50 on:]

 

Originally posted by Greaseball:
I like the moment where Fry, Leela and Bender are dismissed by Farnsworth and Zoidberg says: "Good riddence to them! Now Zoidberg ist the popular one!"

Probably one of my favorite Zoidberg comments comes from "The Series Has Landed"
When Fry is first introduced to the incompetently hilarious Dr. Zoidberg during his physical exam.
Zoid: "Now open that mouth and let's have a look at that brain."
Fry: Uhh - Ahhh (opens mouth)
Zoid: "No, No, No, not that mouth."
Fry: "I only have one."
Zoid: "Really?"
Fry: "Is there a human doctor around."
Zoid: "Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say Ya Da Da Da Di Da (or whatever he says).
Fry's Response: jibberish
Zoid: "What? My mother was a saint - Now get out!

[Reply #51 on:]

I love the scene in DEEP SOUTH when Leela unpacks her own harpune and Bender replies: "Harpune my ass!" - "OK!" - "ouch!!!"
and the moment in time keeps on slippin´when Fry is desperated and doesn´t know how to get Leela to marry him and Zoidberg says:
But you still have Zooiiiidbeeeerg!"

[Reply #52 on:]

i've come up with a pretty good line in the interactive story on the leela zone.
Scene: zapp has just started a 20 second self destruct countdown.
Zapp: TO THE ZAPPMOBILE!!
Kif: Er.. you mean the escape pod don't you, sir?
Zapp (dejectedly): Yes.

[Reply #53 on:]

another one of my fave moments comes from the War is the H-Word ep.
i like benders top ten most used words, and how you expect 'metal' to be number 2, but its something wierd, like conservatries.
this also spawns the line
Fry: 'bender, stop trying to destroy the world'

[Reply #54 on:]

Cop: "Come out with your hands up, we have you partially surrounded!" *Bender bricks himself*
...
Robocop: "Lets get 24th century on their ass'"
...
Bender: "Hey good lookin', wanna kill all humans?"
...
Calculon: "To re-iterate......"
...
Bender: "I kept your stuff"
Fry: "Hey i wondered where those got to"
...
Bender: "Oh yeah, you're a bad girl"
...
Leela: "This is my first visit to the galaxy of terror(?) and i'd like it to be a good one"

so many, all good

[Reply #55 on:]

how about the episode whith robot house, and bender and the rest of robot house climb up a ladder and look into the girls bedroom and look past the girls get changed and look at the pc thats just crashed or whatever-"oh yeah who's a bad computer"-bender! thats quality mate

[Reply #56 on:]

Fry: You know how at frist you like chocolate, but then you get sick of it because it always want to hang out?

Amy: You...don't like chocolate?

Fry: Look, can chocolate be quite for a second?

[Reply #57 on:]

whoa whoa whoa whoa where do i begin with the welcomes? wow lots of zoidberg avators... (welcomes are below)

[Reply #58 on:]

welcome to Peel DespT! 

[Reply #59 on:]

also, welcome Greaseball! 

[Reply #60 on:]

oh and lets not forget battledroid... 

[Reply #61 on:]

Your really streching out your posts now.
whats after urband legend? suburband legend?

[Reply #62 on:]

i could only hope... 

[Reply #63 on:]

can i have a welcom?

[Reply #64 on:]

 

Originally posted by futurefreak:
whoa whoa whoa whoa where do i begin with the welcomes? wow lots of zoidberg avators... (welcomes are below)

futurefreak, are you the offical "welcome-service"???????? anyway, thanks for mine (i loved it  )


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[Reply #65 on:]

yeah she is, and she is the only one legitable to do so   

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[Reply #66 on:]

Morbo hates puny humans. I like this Morbo character. He's got a right attitude.

[Reply #67 on:]

One of my favorite part was in "The Series Has Landed" when Bender gets kicked out of the lunar park."I'll go make my own amusement park.  And it'll have hookers, and alcohol, and gambling.  Hey forget the amusment park".

Oh by the way on the top 10 things Bender says the second one was Dafodil, I'm sure.

[Reply #68 on:]

Multiball, Multiball!!

Blurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Reply #69 on:]

Fry - "I used to have a best friend who liked to smell things with me!" 

[Reply #70 on:]

there a lot funny momets in the show


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srew you hippe

[Reply #71 on:]

I just downloaded... er.. I mean watched "War is the H-word". When Fry was charging his Positron Rifle. It was crap and immature, but I couldn't stop laughing.

[Reply #72 on:]

 

Originally posted by Apathy Party:
I just downloaded... er.. I mean watched "War is the H-word". When Fry was charging his Positron Rifle. It was crap and immature, but I couldn't stop laughing.

It's okay, AP. You're allowed to laugh at things that are just plain silly.

[Reply #73 on:]

One of my fav moments is in Parasites Lost when Fry is fighting the Worm King in the Elivator.  The buttons on the wall read:
0 Brain
0 Lungs
0 Liver
0 Ball Room
And of course Zoidbergs entrance on a sperm exclaimin "Yippie Kiyea, you'll never guess where I've been"

[Reply #74 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mr_Sparkle:
0 Ball Room

Yeah-heh. I also like all the ball jokes in War Is The H-Word.

"These balls are making me testy!"

Kinda childish but damn funny.

[Reply #75 on:]

That's tame compared to:

"Balls thoroughly licked!"

[Reply #76 on:]

"We need to end this war, haven't we seen enough body bags and ball sacks?"

[Reply #77 on:]

 

Originally posted by FishyJoe:

"These balls are making me testy!"

If they don't stop bouncin' and jigglin', I swear I'll shove this right up their, wait, where do you shove things up a ball?

[Reply #78 on:]

What about the Suicidebooth ?
thats hilarious 
"Kiss my shiny metal ass" ..

[Reply #79 on:]

Now, in my oppinion. There really ARE going to be suicide booths here one day. That or people who want to commit suicide will be taken by the government and used to commit boming attacks on other countries. Just my insight to the future....