Funniest MOMENTS in episodes

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BTW, I'm not talking about funniest EPISODES.. as you know even the bad episodes have some really funny moments in them. A less appreciated episode from Season 3 would be "Bendless Love", but there's one scene that really cracks me up..

"Perhaps seeing the world from a different perspective has reminded me of life's beauty. Or perhaps my new posture has caused blood to pool in the back of my brain, resulting in a mild delirium. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose."
"I wish. It's a nickel!"

LOL. Maybe I'm just really nutty. But I laugh everytime I see it!

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Yea that part IS fun

I like this part from birdbot of ice-catraz

I`m sorry but if its fun in any way its not enviromentalism.
-Oh yeah? how about blowing up dams?
Yea that is fun
-Lets conservate!

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Leela: Alright, alright, i will call him. I mean - if living is that important to you ...

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Oh I love them all the same... shiet.. That is what people say when they really have nothing... Actully one of my fav funny scenes is in "Fry and the Slurm factory"

After the Grunga lungas first song
"I'm not paying you to sing!"
and whenever that scenes is about...
"Tell them I hate them"
Maybe those would be more like fav lines then scenes but you kinda have to know what is going on to get them

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That scene in BITW with the "device for slowing down the passage of tim".

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The funniest ever bit in Futurama, so far is fry eating cereal off of his head!!! GO Man GO! Pure Genius!!!

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Or maybe its,Brannigans law is like Brannigans love-- HARD + FAST!!!

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I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law

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The whole boat ride from Slurm Factory is top stuff.

"So, what's the secret ingrediant?"

"It's whatever your imagine wants it to be!"

"Oh. What is it really?"

The singing is cool, and then later...

"When will that be?"

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough."

Haha, so great.

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"But one thing their captain hasn't realized and never will is--"
"Sir, they've docked with us and have come aboard"
"Then I have risked all and lost. Kif old friend, I'll be in the escape pod. If that wicker chair I like survives the slaughter, have it sent to my PO Box"

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I am not quite sure the exact quotes for this part but it goes something like...

Zapp: I got a sexy diseas... kif... what do I call it?

Kif: 'sigh'  Sexlexia...

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Someone needs to teach you a lesson.

If it's a lesson in love watch out because I have a very sexy learning disability.  What do I call it?

*sigh* sexlexia.

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Well, I've got so many favourites, but one that simply made me spray coffee out my nose was in the cyclops episode...

computer: "Leela! You've got mail!"
leela: "(sigh)
computer: "It's not spam!"

That one's my "new mail" sound now.

But the "device that can speed or slow the passage of time" was nice too 

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*The only crawling I'll be doing to you is away. from.

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*{something something something} sweet sweet candy {points at crotch} Bam!

aw yea baby 

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I can't believe you missed this one, Randi...

Welcome, Crizp!

::does the Dance of Welcoming::

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Thanks Kryten!

Just remembered (how could I forget) some funny references - when the auctioneer announces the "Angry Norwegian Brand Anchovies" and in The Cryonic Woman when Bender gets that arm scanned for a career chip and the display says "Prime minister of Norway".

Since I'm Norwegian, it made me laugh for quite some time   

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Originally posted by Crizp:
That one's my "new mail" sound now.

hehe, yours too ? 

welcome aboard

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mmmmmmmm, Although episode where Fry's bird comes to the Future, and Fry builds them a home, "e.g Hole".

Or the multi-ball function in the "New In the new imroved Baseball, I forget the new name.

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Or the 2nd ever episode. Where the proffessor, show the new crew the new Planet Express advert on TV, Featuring the Giant Bird.

And Fry asks "Is there really giant bird like that in the Future? "No that was all special effects says the proffessor, followed by his head being swallowed by a giant bird just hatch, as he repeatedly beats it with an egg whisk

There are just too many cool "Best Bits" about this series. Groening is a GENIUS!

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welcome to peel Crizp 

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Momobeast, enjoy your stay here at the board of tomorrow! 

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Hey FutureFreak,

Hows it goin????

Futurama Rocks the kazbarr!!!!

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Im loving this place, Well as u can see ive moved up from Poppler to Crustacian.

MULTI-Baall,

BENDER = Hey look at my ass, u dont see anyone kissin it.
ZOIDBERG = Allrigggghht im coming!

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Sorry there's just to many cool bits to Fururama,

Welcooommmmme to the World of tomorrrowwwww

SHUT UP, TERRY!

That one's for u FutureFreak!!!

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Originally posted by Momobeast:
Im loving this place, Well as u can see ive moved up from Poppler to Crustacian.

and PEEL loves you.  Congrats

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"I will eat and digest you all with my system of MIGHTY ORGANS!"

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Too many to list but here goes...

• Amazons in the Mood
• Fry: "What did they [the men] die of?"
• Amazon: "Broken pelvises"
• and you can actually make out smiles on the skulls of the dead men
• Also, Kif reading Zap’s book of one-liners: “If I told you, ‘you have a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around.’”
• Insane in the Mainframe
• Roberto: "Now stand back! I gotta practice my stabbing."
• Parasites Lost
• Worm King: "It's a bluff! No creature would willingly make an idot of itself."
• Fry: "Obviously you've never been in love."
• Fear of a Bot Planet
• Bender: "Todays humans prefer a low-calorie bait."
•   BTW BlurnsBall (sp) was the improved baseball game
• Loves Labor
• Zap: "Kif, your my longest and most trusted friend, but you've earned my contempt once again."
• The Series Has Landed
• after seeing The Honeymooners reel on their tour:
• Leela: Wow, I didn't realize the first astronauts were so fat."
• Fry: "He's not an astronaut. He was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife."
• Crustacean in Love
• When Bender is on the beach and Zoidberg is doing his mating display:
• Bender: “Humph! Organisms!... shooting DNA at each other to make babies... I find it offensive!”
• A Clone of My Own
• During the surprise party for the Prof. when Capt. Muskee (AKA Capt. Pike from StarTrek) takes the podium -- "Beep" - and crowd starts laughing uncontrollably.
• Antho. of Interest
• Stephen Hawking taking credit for the others ideas "Throw him in the tube - it was my idea."
• The Problem With Poplers
• Lhur after eating Free Waterfall jr.

"I think there was something in that hippie."
and "That hippie is starting to kick-in." His eyes dialate.

Like I said, too many to list...

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You can forget the video game sequence in the epsiode when they go into the internet, infact that whole internet part was good!

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The whole "Don't Date Robots" propaganda film. And yes, the Space Pope IS reptillian!

Hmmm... could the next rank be "Space Pope"?

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Oh, and... Welcome, Battledroid and Freaker007!

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My Funniest moment would have to be the fishing scene from the Deep south.

Amy:Where is my parasol?!
Bender: I don't know it wasn't there when I stole your umbrella.
Very funny.
 

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the sauna scene was just brill   

"Fuuuuture"
"Look what life before genetical engineering was like"
"Poor 20th century women"


and of course, the whole scene with zoidberg at ednas window and fry telling him what to say in "Why must I be a Crucian in Love". Excellent - Excellent.


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I like the Robot Devil's song.

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Who can forget the Whalers of the Moon? They carry their harpoons. But there ain't no whales so they tell tall tales and sing their whaling tunes.

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welcome to PEEL Bixter! 

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Yeah the Series has landed,Rocks. I love it where Moon face tries to confiscate Bender's Alcohol. 

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Yep. "Well, at least I still have my dignity Ha ha ha ha... wahhhh...."

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" now please let me explain... my crimes were merely boyish pranks!"
"you stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!"
"aww, dont blame me, blame my upbringin'"
"please stop singin' while I'm singin'"
and... that whole song had me in stitches 

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I like that song. As i mentioned in an earlier post.

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Aww 

I like the bit in Time keeps on Slipping, at Leela's and Fry's Wedding Marv Albert shouted "YES!"