Bender vs Super Man

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Both have the body of steel, Bender can bend unbendable steel, so who would win? Bender or Super Man?

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are you really expecting an answer?

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Hehe 

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Bender probably has some kryptonite in his cavity somewhere. Bam.

Someone needs to draw superman being bent in half by Bender

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Bender can steal, whereas Superman wouldn't. What I don't know is whether Superman can hold his liquor. They should have a drinking contest.

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Superman ain't got the door thing going on.

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And Bender would probably have a few Kryptonite stones in his chest.

Also, isn't Superman bound to a wheelchair?   

EDIT: Squeezit! Arroooo!
*shakes fist*

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nor the alcahol and cigar problem.

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When the new superman was on TV, I remember seeing Clarke Kent in a bar drinking but didnt get drunk at all.

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I have to say (without wanting to upset anyone) that this is quite possibly the most random and pointless thread ever, but what the hell?

I'd say Bender, Superman is a bit of a goodie goodie.

Coming soon: Who's the sexier cartoon character Leela or Jessica Rabbit?

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Bender would win,he strikes me as a bit of a dirty fighter.mmmmmmm Jessica Rabbit

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Ever see Justice Leaque on cartoon network? Its really pitiful. They're so weak even they get beaten up by freakin' gorillas for crying out loud.

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Originally posted by M Jackson:Coming soon: Who's the sexier cartoon character Leela or Jessica Rabbit?

Leela, because she's human...ish.

Oh, and Superman, no contest. Bender couldn't beat up anyone. Remember "Raging Bender"? Also, Leela can dismantle him with one kick, and I'm pretty sure that Superman could beat up Leela. (If he could hit a woman. Which he wouldn't. So I guess Leela would win after all. Hm... this is more complex than I thought.)

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 ah actually i think bender because what could superman do to him. Bender would just burn him with cigars and break bottles over supermans back.  No doubt BENDER

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I agree bender would kick supermans kryptonic arse, then would probably make some kind off discusting meal out off his body

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UberLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME