Custom Futurama slogans

[Reply #280 on:]

"The end of the world as we know it".
"Now with 50% more alien swearing".
"RUN!"
"The producers accept no reposobility if laziness results after 5 hours of contiuous veiwing".
"We know your out there..."
"Stay tuned for 1319 more seconds of fun!"
"No refunds".
"We...aren't...stalling...for...time..."

and:

"TOTPD is ours!"

[Reply #281 on:]

"Whatever you see, yo granma's doing it"
"For quality veiwing,turn it over"
"Fox lives longer when we are not around"
"In the event of this programme, go rent DVD's"
"If anyone is alive, look away now"
"Avalable in slo-mo"
"Horses eat this stuff, you know"
"Next: Hitler Rises Again"

[Reply #282 on:]

"May cause spontainious combusions".
"We didn't do it!"
"HI!"
"Salute to the Space Mushrooms!"
"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!"
[alien writing]"It's okay. We don't know what this is either"[/alien writing]
"Stick around. It might be funny later."

[Reply #283 on:]

"A Show that replays in the future... Maybe next millinium."

[Reply #284 on:]

"the truth was found in 2186"
"R.I.P. Family Guy"
"Ozone free since 2011"
"Now with a low G.I. for long lasting enjoyment"
"guess whos back, back again"
"Any similarity to the actual year 300 is purley accidental"
"Satisfaction Guarenteed. (Or your 30 minutes back)

[Reply #285 on:]

"Your Mum"
"You didn't see Anything!"

-Sorry to Spam but, FutureDramaQeen you stole my pic!

[Reply #286 on:]

Not that i care who stole whos avy, but i have to say i liked FDQ's only avy better

[Reply #287 on:]

ya, i liked the pink british flag better

[Reply #288 on:]

Why has this thread turned into discussion of my choice of avater? I find it creepy 

Anyway, on topic:
"We're back baby!"
"25% more laughs than your next leading comedy."

[Reply #289 on:]

"S" is for "SPACE"

[Reply #290 on:]

"we put the future in futurama, as well as the rama"

[Reply #291 on:]

ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE

[Reply #292 on:]

"Dipshit spammers need not apply"

[Reply #293 on:]

"May cause mild seizures."

[Reply #294 on:]

"Now Available In Strawberry Flavour"

[Reply #295 on:]

"New chocolatey scent available"
"You know you want some."
"Touch the screen and get a free new hairdo"
"Now includes 25% more disgusting moments!"
"The actions that occur after viewing isn't our fault"
"Matt Groening was here"

[Reply #296 on:]

"Smash screen to view secret episode"
"Play backwards for hidden message"
"23% more sexism"
"amarutuF"
"Now with a laugh track"

[Reply #297 on:]

 

Originally posted by SwanMan3000:
"Better than sex!- although as sci-fi fans we doubt you can prove us wrong..."

I started falling to the ground crying when I read this. Funniest thing I've read on these boards...ever.

Sorry for the double post but this quote deserves it.

[Reply #298 on:]

'Qwerty'
'Now 60% More Politically Incorrect'
'With Added ...Ahh'
'Death To All That Oppose You!'
'The Future's Bright, The Futures Futurama'
'There's Something Behind You'
'Now With 100% More Subliminal Advertising'

[Reply #299 on:]

"Any plot holes you see are actually 'features'"
"Based on a true story, regardless of what Snopes may say"
"The answer is actually 43"
"I can't believe you're actually watching this crap"

[Reply #300 on:]

"A historic show if watched in the year 4000"
"Cancelled? I thought we were playing Hide & Seek"
"Wernstrum!!"
"[Kif sigh here]"

Do you think there might be a slim chance that Harvad writers would come to this site and view the pages of slogans and possibly use the funniest one for the start of each new season?

[Reply #301 on:]

"Death by Snu Snu to all Fox employess"

[Reply #302 on:]

SHAKE WELL BEFORE USE

[Reply #303 on:]

"put the metal to the pedal to the other metal!"

[Reply #304 on:]

"Broadcast from a parallel universe's local affiliate."

[Reply #305 on:]

"Thompsons teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!"

"Now in double vision! Wear drunk!"

[Reply #306 on:]

"Closer to the future than a fortune teller"
"Fun for all the family"
"Filmed onsite"
"May contain nuts. Seriously"
"Watch in a well ventilated area"

[Reply #307 on:]

"Loading..."
"Preformed entirely by sock puppets"
"For proper viewing, take red pill now"
"Live from Omicron Persi 8"

[Reply #308 on:]

You're meant to make your own up shinyass not post ones that have already been made and used.

[Reply #309 on:]

oh would you cut it out! You expect me to read 8 pages just to determine used slogans? SHUT UP!!

[Reply #310 on:]

You Shut up!
easy, easy, easy ...

Can we please continue?

[Reply #311 on:]

unless i can kill that guy then yes

[Reply #312 on:]

Please stop bickering and lets continue with the topic.

[Reply #313 on:]

ok,
"Please begin bending"

[Reply #314 on:]

"Now with mafia connections"

[Reply #315 on:]

"For proper enjoyment, kill mother now"

[Reply #316 on:]

"Store in a cool and dry place"

[Reply #317 on:]

"If watched, make comments now"

[Reply #318 on:]

helo!!!!!!!

[Reply #319 on:]

70% recycled humor