Custom Futurama slogans

[Reply #160 on:]

These are my favorites:
 

To Ignite, Strike On Any Surface
Press (alien letter) button for free stuff
may contain subliBUYSLURMminal messages
Accuracy of predicted future brought to you by Stephen Hawkings
no writers were injured during the making of this episode- 3 died
Brought to you by the f+%*#@ Tourette association
Legal note; laughter is NOT a sueable side affect
Now with braille subtitles
Stay still, we're trying to draw you!
This episode runs for DOUBLE the time of a normal half-episode!
Play in reverse for waffle recipe
Now accepting fanscripts (to burn in a pile for heat)
We can see you... and your furniture's ugly
Written by Bubba, the script chicken!

And these (for obvious reasons):
 

- Beware the Leapord
- Don't Panic

And these are the ones I don't get:
 

Wrote by William Shakespear
Stop saying 1A2B3!
1000000th episode! (has this got anything to do with the C64?

And I've even made up some of my own...:
-If ingested, induce vomiting.
-Spawned itself from the moist shade under Matt's brain.
-Steven Seagal is the light... go to the light.
-Birkenstox are sooo cool!
-Sit still for the non-surgical, wireless brain removal.. oh! ...I see you've been watching American Idol... Nevermind.

...Aaarrgh, those sucked. But don't blame me - I fell off a ledge and was replaced with Steven Seagal for a moment...

[EDIT]VERY late totp, so I'll just weave a little[/EDIT]

[Reply #161 on:]

"Now with 40% more statistics than other shows."

"No egos were harmed during the failure of this episode."

"You'll like this...not a lot."

"PJF + TL (u wish)"

"Part 1 of 0."

"Participants of the 'DVD Commentary Competition' start now."

"The best thing since BreadSlicer4000."

"I will not borrow ideas from The Simpsons.
I will not borrow ideas from The Simpsons.
I will not borrow ideas from The Simpsons.
I will not borrow ideas from The Simpsons.
I will not borrow ideas from The Simp..."

"WARNING - may induce slogan creating urges!"

[Reply #162 on:]

"Famous on Peel"

"Know for its cancellation"

"Now completely drawn on Valour [Zap's Order]"

"Now a Part of the Simpsons"

"Can you spot the baby Fry?"

"NOW ALL DRAWN BY A SINGLE FELMALE LAWYER!"

now those where lame!

[Reply #163 on:]

"This time, it's personal."

"The remote control won't save you this time."

[Reply #164 on:]

"Wear protection when handiling"
"Not a cure for bloating, gas, or unwanted bowel movement!"

[Reply #165 on:]

Pikka Bird - that "Wrote By William Shakespear" one is funny because he's a famous writer and there's a grammar mistake in the title. As for the "1A2B3" one - watch Where No Fan Has Gone Before.

[Reply #166 on:]

 

Originally posted by Pikka Bird:And these are the ones I don't get...

1000000th episode! (has this got anything to do with the C64?

64 written in binary is 1000000. It's "funny" because it seems to be saying something obviously false when in fact it's true.

[Reply #167 on:]

"If you can read this you're too close"

"Now with more BAM....!"

"Watch and learn"

"So good it got cancelled"

"Flammable when set on fire"

[Reply #168 on:]

-may inClude sUblimiNal cursing Throughout

-made in taiwan

-may contain traces of red

-90% of FUCKING! writers have turrets. CUNT!

-colours may appear black and white when viewed through a black and white TV

-like Dilbert- but funny

-amarutuf backwards

[Reply #169 on:]

 

Originally posted by SwanMan3000:
-may inClude sUblimiNal cursing Throughout

-made in taiwan

-may contain traces of red

-90% of FUCKING! writers have turrets. CUNT!

-colours may appear black and white when viewed through a black and white TV

-like Dilbert- but funny

-amarutuf backwards

Promote this man....NOW

[Reply #170 on:]

?ekoj Futurama rehtona tey edam eh esuaceb ,tahW

[Reply #171 on:]

• Now recruiting...
• Ted Turner, if you're watching this, take the hint!

[Reply #172 on:]

Aaaaahh, thanks people... The Shakespeare one: I thought it had something to do with that, but I had a vague notion that it referred to his habit of "creating" his own grammar for emphasis...
And well, I don't think I'll ever learn binary (even though I learned it often, even nailed it- and then forgot it in five seconds)
And the "Where No Fan Has Gone Before"- I guess I'll have to watch it again...
*scuttles to fridge to get coke for ingestion while wathcing the episode*
*realizes that a cool coke is already within arm's reach*
*cancels previous plan*
*locates the episode and watches it*

EDIT: Dammit! Just saw that one of my suggestions (or a variant) has already been used in "30%IC"...

EDIT (once more). Watched it... but only the last half... 'coz I had a feeling that would be where the thing was, and yes- that IS good (probably the simplest code ever).

[Reply #173 on:]

"Tonight's episode narrated by a very drunk Scott Vanzo."

[Reply #174 on:]

 

Promote this man....NOW

thanx, i would quite like a promotion. 2 grand more a year. i week extra holiday and for everyone at peel to address me as Captain SwanMan.
heres some more:

-futurama in no way promotes DRINKing ALCOHOL

-not to be confused with Future Llama- the time travelling pet.

-Why doesnt Hermes, the largest employee, simply not eat the others?

-Caution may contain some traces of curtain.

-Todays lottery numbers were: Spherical

-look away now if sensitive to colour

-Todays show brought to you by the letter; Green

-objects may be closer than they appear

[Reply #175 on:]

"Presented in (Horrendous mathematical equation) dimensions"
"Now 42.3856% nerdier"
"It's technically possible"
"WARNING: May anger the FOX network"
"Activating neural implants... now"
"From the makers of Human Hunt Tonight"
"Not an example of low-budget, dumbed-down, reality crap"
"Enjoyed by 100% of Futurama fans"
"Bender has just performed an illegal operation"

[Reply #176 on:]

- mostly harmless

- i'ld like to greet my mother

- and now for something completely different!

- now with more better!

- this side up

- please sign here: ............

[Reply #177 on:]

-more future than ever

-better than the next leading brand

-Oestrogen will be expelled from screen throughout

-no yellow people in this show

-may cause projectile vomiting

-not to be viewed by the blind

-illiterate people suck! (tell them this says 'illiterate people are great') *sniggers*

-people with ginger hair are now to be called 'genetically challenged'

[Reply #178 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mouse On Venus:
"Tonight's episode narrated by a very drunk Scott Vanzo."

That's one of my favorite commentaries!!

MG: "Hey, Eric, try to control yourself, man, cos you've just gone wild!"

Commentaries avec alcohol   

[Reply #179 on:]

"This episode is simultaneously being uploaded to Kazaa during broadcast!"

"This space for rent." (that one may have already been done in this thread, I can't remember)

"Send all fan-mail directly to Matt Groening (send letter bombs to FOX though)"

[Reply #180 on:]

"Formatted to fit your pathetic human brain"
"Any similarity to actual persons is, quite frankly, disturbing"
"Did you know that the alien languages are translatable codes?" (AL2)
"Comedy power equal to two dead parrots and a lumberjack"
"Beware, I live!"

[Reply #181 on:]

lets see what everone thinks the best one is so far, so everyone put there favourite ten to start of with.

[Reply #182 on:]

The best ones? Um, the first 9 I came up with and the Scott Vanzo one. 

 No, I kid, I'll do a proper top 10 later.

[Reply #183 on:]

Plus that means having to sift through the last 5 pages of thread...*shudders*

[Reply #184 on:]

Okay, I've gone back and seperated the wheat from the chaff, the chaff, the chaff and the chaff. Here's my top 10 in chronological order:


• "Wrote by William Shakespear" (FRY1476)
• "Now with braile subtitles" (ZombieJesus)
• "A Portion Of The Proceeds Will Avoid Charity" (Cube_166)
• "You're listening to the sounds of DJ Groening" (Just Chris)
• "If episode does not satisfy please erase memory" (Swanman3000)
• "Which letter will the ship fly into today?" (spacepilot3000)
• "TLE IS TOO BIG, ADJUST SCREEN RE" (Aaron Haynes)
• "As seen on Kazaa" (Aaron Haynes)
• "1000000th episode!" (Prof. Wernstrum)
• "not to be viewed by the blind" (Swanman3000)
• "Comedy power equal to two dead parrots and a lumberjack" (Prof. Wernstrum)

[Reply #185 on:]

there is no stopping in the white zone

[Reply #186 on:]

In chronological order:

* "Not responsible for lost belongings or sanity." (Anarchist)
* "No aliens were hurt during the making of this episode {except Zoidberg}" (ShineFusion)
* "no writers were injured during the making of this episode- 3 died" (SwanMan3000)
* "Ignore This Slogan, By Order" (Cube_166)
* "Episode causes General Protection Fault in module TV at address 00:00:00 and will be shutdown during 20 minutes" (K5)
* "WARNING! viewing ths show may cAusEu BrEinE DAamEGieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" (KillerFox)
* "Presented in Mono Sound (where available)" (Beamer)
* "TLE IS TOO BIG, ADJUST SCREEN RE" (Aaron Haynes)
* "No egos were harmed during the failure of this episode." (Mouse On Venus)
* "Tonight's episode narrated by a very drunk Scott Vanzo." (Mouse On Venus)

[Reply #187 on:]

'Now in CrackVision'
'Now with 3.141592653589793238462643383 2795% less nerdy jokes'
'Figured out Zoidberg's gay yet?'
'Better than sex?'
'Futurama bongs now available'
'Kirk or Picard? Place bets now!'

[Reply #188 on:]

Hey SwanMan, this is the second time in this thread you've asked for people's top tens and yet you still haven't submitted one yourself. What gives? 

[Reply #189 on:]

"Please adress all complaints to the wall behind your television."

"It's Decapodian season!" (for all those who don't get it, it's a reference to duck season/rabbit season from Looney Tunes)

"If you're still indoors right now, we just stole your car."

[Reply #190 on:]

 

Originally posted by CTV:
'Now with 3.141592653589793238462643383 2795% less nerdy jokes'

I like this one. Mmmm... Pi.

"Like Red Dwarf on a budget of more than £10 per episode"
"Not suitable for children under 20,000 years old"
"In some alternate universe, FOX actually likes this show"
"Original music by Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandli ch-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisc h-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm"

[Reply #191 on:]

"Have YOU found Waldo yet?"

"Now with twice as many continuity errors!"

"A warning in advance for hardcore shippers: This episode is centred around Bender."

[Reply #192 on:]

"Glagnar's human rinds - now with extra toe jam"
"TV ratings be a harsh mistress"
"Filmed on location"
"Based on a true story"
"Future history sent back through black holes"

[Reply #193 on:]

'I STILL know'

'Incurs high risk of explosive diorreah when consumed'

'One better than the final frontier'

'TV critics look away...now'

'Now with less h8korz'

'Endorsed by Fishy Joe's'

[Reply #194 on:]

 

Originally posted by moonbus69:
"Filmed on location"
"Based on a true story"

Weren't these two already used in the show?

[Reply #195 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mouse On Venus:
Hey SwanMan, this is the second time in this thread you've asked for people's top tens and yet you still haven't submitted one yourself. What gives?   

yer i think we shud all submit the top ten then try and wittle it down to like the best five or something.
the reason why i havent done my top ten is because i keep meaning to do it at a later date but;

1. ive a terrible memory and
2. im a very busy man (swanman that is)

on that note ill do it soon but not yet as i must dash.

[Reply #196 on:]

-All the drawing labour was done by one single Australian guy.

-[your slogan here]

-Honk if Futurama is great!


Not as funny as those I've read in here though.

[Reply #197 on:]

"If not funny, go on the internet and moan about it"
"WARNING: Contains spoilers to the episode you are about to watch"
"To vote off Fry dial 0800 9207561"
"For improper viewing, take blue pill now"
"Well it's better than anything you could do"
"Known to crash on level 256" (Obscure? Me?)
"As not advertised on FOX"
"As rarely seen on Channel 4"

[Reply #198 on:]

"There is no two."

"Even less Scruffy."

"Pretty colors..."

"NoW MOrE anNoYinG"

"Why didn't we break your legs?"

"Subliminal watch futurama message?"

[Reply #199 on:]

Logical errors corrected by internet nerds!