favorite beginning Slogan

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whats your fav slogan in the beginning of each show i like As seen on tv

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When You See the Robot, Drink!

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"Coming soon to an illegal DVD". It's funny 'cause it's true.

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Originally posted by Anarchist:
"Coming soon to an illegal DVD". It's funny 'cause it's true.

So funny when it's said on the DVDs too!

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"Dancing Space potatoes?
You bet!"

"Touch eyeballs to screen to get free laser surgery" (or something, can't remember, sorry)

And many, many more...

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"for proper viewing, take the red pill now"
i tried it and it dosent do anything(J/K)

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Who could forget about the classic:

Presented in Brain Control where available.

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Fun for the whole family
except grandma and grandpa

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"In Color"

it's just so simple and funny hehe.

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"Beats a hard kick in the face!"

Though, of course, it depends who's doing the kicking.

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Heh, oh yeah! I forgot about that one, and In Hypno-Vision is pretty cool, and Mr. Benders Wardrobe Provided By Robotany 500

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"Filmed on Location"

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PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION
       WHERE DRUNK

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from the creators of futurama......i dont know why but i just think that is so funny 

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"A chilling vision of things to come"

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Presented in Double Vision
             Double Vision
             (We are drunk)

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My personal favorite from "Futurstock".

LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT

Take that FOX! That was a message from the writers of Futurama, to you!

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As Foretold By Nostradaumas

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Now Interactive!
Joystick controls Fry's left ear.

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My favourite..."painstakingly drawn before a live audience"

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'press refrigerator magnet to screen to send fry to crazy rainbow land' from season 3 dvd easter eggs

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Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery. 

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Soon to be a major religion.

Soon? 

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From the makers of Futurama.

So clever.

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"Painstakingly Drawn Before a Live Audience"

Funny, and reminded me of the "Making of Itchy & Scratchy" on the Simpsons.

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Originally posted by BendingUnit1141:
Now Interactive!
Joystick controls Fry's left ear.

That's probably may fave, so awesome 

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Originally posted by boingo2000:
When You See the Robot, Drink!

yeh v.funny my fav

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Disclaimer: any resemblance to real robots would be really cool.
Or is it?
(the title futurama is shown above it)

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All Rise for the Futurama Theme Song!

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This episode preformed entirely by sock puppets

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For External Use Only

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 as seen on tv. pretty funny

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and   LoaDing.......

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"If not entertaining, write you congressman!"

And I did, and he ordered the Agency to beat me up.

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I dunno if this is my favorite, but I couldn't figure out the joke at first, and now I think I got it, and since I like doing that, here it is:

300 Big Boys: Voted "Best"

1) "Voted" is not the same as "elected."  If you receive one vote in a presidential election, even if it's your own, you were voted president in that election, even if you lost by a landslide.

2) If you put a descriptor in quotations, like "best," it basically means the subject of the sentence can be anything but that word in quote marks.  For example, will someone please upload a "transcript" of the latest episode.  Heh-heh. 

Both of these are games with logic and language, and make up a big part of the advertising industry, which seems to get lampooned an awful lot in Futurama. 

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KRAFTED WITH LUV
BY MONSTERS

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"Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery." I love that one!

I also liked "As seen on TV" because it's just so stupid. 

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Originally posted by comiccollector5:
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there is an edit button
i like 'from the makers of futurama'. simply superb