Quotes You Always Use

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My favorite quote of all is "We're boned."  I say that constantly.  Also, "This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me!" is a fave of mine.

[Reply #321 on:]

i use "enough with the questions" a lot

[Reply #322 on:]

I say "snap" a lot.. But I don't think it's because of Futurama. I just thought it was a funny way to express disappointment. Come to think of it, I can't think of a time off the top of my head in which it can be heard in Futurama... But, I'm forgetful.

[Reply #323 on:]

 

Originally posted by EvilLunch:
I say "snap" a lot.. But I don't think it's because of Futurama. I just thought it was a funny way to express disappointment. Come to think of it, I can't think of a time off the top of my head in which it can be heard in Futurama... But, I'm forgetful.

Fry says it in The Why Of Fry when he finds out he is the most important person in the universe....

[Reply #324 on:]

When someone asks me to do something, when I reply in the posotive it say 'Can Do'. In the Leela's Booming voice from Parasites Lost.

[Reply #325 on:]

I actually got the chance to say "Blackmail is such a dirty word. I prefer the term extortion. the X makes it sound cool." when some idiot didn't know what blackmail was

[Reply #326 on:]

Well, the most often used quote is "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?" Most of the time, the person I'm talking to has no clue what I'm talking about and give me a really strange look until I explain it's from Futurama. Those poor bastards don't know what they're missing...

On a related note, I'll actually try to pick up a girl with that line some time soon... 

[Reply #327 on:]

A couple of times, I've submitted expense reports at work with Lord Nibbler's "I bear many receipts for reimbursement" from TDTESS.  Considering that last month's expense report was almost $6200, I thought it fit.

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Originally posted by Coilette:
When someone asks me to do something, when I reply in the posotive it say 'Can Do'. In the Leela's Booming voice from Parasites Lost.

yeah, i love saying that...

and also Bender's "YES I CAN" in 'Bender Should Not...'.do it in a condescending and overly cheery tone.

[Reply #329 on:]

My girlfriend and I like to use "You've had too much to drink...or not enough...I forget how it works with you." a lot.   

"Shut up baby, I know it" and "Cheese it!" are also frequently used favourites.

[Reply #330 on:]

I haven't been bothered to check if anyone before has said this but what about the classic:
'Second'
-Scruffy in Future Stock

Everyone on peel uses it

also i think a good one is also
'It was ghosts, big ones. And a tornado!'

I use that all the time when my stuff is really messed up.

Also now that i think of it:

'Some day we will all be able to look back on this and laugh. AHAHAHAHAHAHA'

[Reply #331 on:]

I've said "BUNK! BUNK I SAY!!!" repeatedly in a few classes in skool. I sounds very disturbing and weird when used in a normally quiet class discussion.

[Reply #332 on:]

When my mate asked me how much i loved him i said:
"As much as a robot loves a human and, occassionally, a gorilla loves a kitty"
hahaha

[Reply #333 on:]

"My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself." I've mentioned that before to my friend who likes Futurama. He insists that I tell people it constantly.... Mostly they don't get it.   

[Reply #334 on:]

Well, my board name is an anagram of the one I use most often...even have it in my AOL profile with the current targets being Kobe Bryant, Jayson Williams, and our sneaky little cowboy President...

Beyond that, I throw a random line out here and there, but none quite like that one.  Although I do deliberately "ax" questions as well...
--E

[Reply #335 on:]

Bite my shiney metal ass.

or just plain

Bite me!

[Reply #336 on:]

 

Originally posted by Jazz:
My favorite quote of all is "We're boned."  I say that constantly.  Also, "This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me!" is a fave of mine.

Great classic bender quotes.  Also, whenever a conversation is getting dull, I occasionally turn to the person next to me and say, "Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?" it works really well, with my nerdy-ass friends at least.   

[Reply #337 on:]

today at work when i was handling raw chicken, well, you can guess what i said. mmm-mmm.

[Reply #338 on:]

Uhm. no. I can't. :Not quite enough of an otaku, yet. Things slip her mind:

[Reply #339 on:]

i use the quote "freedom train, comin' through! freedom!" alot. it looks weird, but i enjoy it.
i like using the word albatross out of context[think monty python]

[Reply #340 on:]

mine is "Magic, got it!". I use this everytime somone gives me an explanation, that doesn't make sence to me or is just to weird to understand.

[Reply #341 on:]

I use "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass", "Sweet Zombie Jesus","We're boned" and I use for some odd reason or another "To Hell, with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes."

[Reply #342 on:]

"from the context, its clear what you mean"
kinda hard to use, but very rewarding.

[Reply #343 on:]

in competition situations I always say "you cannot defeat me because I have the will of a warrior"

Last year I was waiting for my girlfriend in my car and some hippy told me to turn off the engine... I said "Do I bother you when you're waiting in your car with the engine running? No... so beat it!" Bender inspired me! 

[Reply #344 on:]

i say Dork Alert offen when i see geeks or nerds

[Reply #345 on:]

One I always say with my friend Ben
"10...0.....9.......0....7..0. ...8....0.5 That's my final offer.....4"
Zapp and Leela in "Amazon women in the mood"

[Reply #346 on:]

I never use 'reason' anymore, always 'raison'.

[Reply #347 on:]

Today I was walking up the stairwell, and nobody else was there expect maybe one or two other people I was working on a Com project with(video class) and I started whistling the Harlem Globetrotters theme really slow and it echoed, just like in TKOS.

[Reply #348 on:]

I constantly find myself saying "Crud!" whenever I am presented with some minor annoyance, such as not having change for the vending machine.

"Aw, crud"

[Reply #349 on:]

Also whenever I realize that there is no such person as I.C. Weiner

[Reply #350 on:]

it's not a quote, but Hattie's word 'kajigger' has made it's way into my daily vocabulary.

[Reply #351 on:]

 

Originally posted by Venus:
it's not a quote, but Hattie's word 'kajigger' has made it's way into my daily vocabulary.

Ditto. 

[Reply #352 on:]

I'm Boned is what i always use if i'm in trouble.

[Reply #353 on:]

swish,my mother was a saint get out,this sounds like a dangerous mission someone could be killed fry,leela,bender you better go to and zoidbergs scuddleing noise you know what i mean

[Reply #354 on:]

Did you see me _____ing I was all like wup wup wup wup...

[Reply #355 on:]

We're boned
No I'm... Doesn't
I'm sick of this room and everyone in it
Zoidberg's woop noise
EEEYYYY
i use all of these alot

[Reply #356 on:]

(hasn't read whole topic)

"Oh my yes." has become a common phrase for me, as well as plenty of other quotes. Most notably, the other day, whenever a study group I usually work with was filled up, I and a friend had to go somewhere else. I left, but not without the parting shot "Ah, no room for <my name here>, eh? Fine! We'll go make our own group! With blackjack! And Hookers! In fact, forget the group!" I had never discussed Futurama with this group and it was my way of weaving out the Savvy people. Two out of ten of them burst into laughs of recognition.

Oh, and "Could you kindly shut your noise hole?"

[Reply #357 on:]

I love that most of us have latched onto the same phrases. I use several, including...

*Various Professorisms: "Awha...?", "Oh my, yes!", "Good news, everyone!", etc. etc. etc.
*"Boned" ("I'm boned", "We're boned", "Are we boned?", yadda yadda yadda).
*Amy's endless variations on "duh".
*Fry's "swish", which I never used to say before.
*"Kicked your ass."
*Oh, crap, it's a miracle!" Though I don't get to use that one often.
*"Oh your god", in varying tones and pitches.
*"I'm bored. You're boring, (insert name)."
*"I've...not heard of it."
*The ol' "fix it" line (with the proper number of "fix it"s) whenever applicable.
*"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
*"I'm tired of this place and everyone in it."
*I never used the phrase "Cheese it!" until Bender.
*"Sweet...something of...someplace..."
*"What is?" (Though I said that long before I heard it from Zoidberg).
*"Eww, puke-atronic!"
*"You ____ed it, you can't un____ it!"
*"My crappy (insert thing here) crapped out on me."
*"Up yours, (insert name here)! Up wherever your species traditionally crams things!"
*"Shut up, baby, I know it!"
*I love throwing out "I already did!" wherever it makes no sense.
*David Bowie's "Space Oddity" came on the radio the other day while I was driving and I started singing in my best Professor voice: "Ground control to major Tom!" Cracked my friends up.
*"Shut up and drag me to work!" has come up in instances where my roommate is trying to wake me up in the weekday mornings.
*"Oh my various gods!"
*"I'm Alee, baby, please insert liquor!"
*Any time someone answers a "when" question with "soon enough", the inevitable response is, "That's not soon enough."
*"That's some played-out, new-jack horse crap!" (But that's really more of a Beck thing.)
*"Second."
*My most frequently-used "Futurama" quote, Bender's "Shut up and get to the point!"
*And finally, whenever one of us says something boring/pointless/that concerns only that person/etc., my friends and I will break into the "Nobody Cares!" song.

Okay, I'm done now.

[Reply #358 on:]

I unno.-The Day the Earth Stood Stupid.

[Reply #359 on:]

Its not from the show but from a commentary, the luck of the fryrish.
Nobody Cares, Nobody Cares