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oxygengiver2000
Delivery Boy
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hi again ( i am not spamming) Originally posted by *Mylx*: After recieving Christmas cards: "I got the most! I win Xmas!" hey i used that 1 also if the quote didnt come up i am sorry but its my first post i will just tell u wot it is . it was posted by Mylx and it was I got the most i win Xmas
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phish
Delivery Boy
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Originally posted by oxygengiver2000: have we had this 1 General:Are you here to make an alien humen relensioship Zoidberg:r u coming on 2 me General: Oh god no! Zoidberg: I'm not hearing a no... thats the full quote, and i think the last sentence is the funniest thing sorry about double post, i kinda had to quote this
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Humorbot 5.0
Crustacean
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Originally posted by evan: "Supercollider? I hardly met her!" Seen as how I loved that scene, can I correct the quote? "Super collider? I just met her." And that's one I say ALL the time. one I will never say: "Candy? Candy is for dorks!"
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Mylx
Crustacean
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"Bodies are for hookers and fat people. All I need is a wad of cash with a head wrapped around it."
"This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if it came in the form of a suppository..."
"That explains these boat eggs."
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CheeseItGirl
Poppler
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What about "Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I were wearing a lime green tank top."
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Mylx
Crustacean
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I was watching my season 2 DVD earlier today and I came up with a few more good, unusable quotes:
"It started out as a calculated plot to rummage through your underwear, but once I got in there I found more. Much more!"
"Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, oohoohoh, suddenly you've gone too far!"
"So the hookerbot says, "That's not my expansion slot." And my friend says, "That's not my gold-plated 25-pin connector!"
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Neil S. Bulk
Crustacean
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"I wasn't wearing it, I was eating it".
Neil
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bender55
Crustacean
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"bite my shiney metal ass"
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Strit
Crustacean
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Bite my splintering wooden ass... - Bender, Fabilous Obselite.. (Sorry for my bad english)
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