Favourite quotes you'll never use?

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For example, I love the line "I did do the nasty in the pasty", but I bet I'll never get a chance to quote it.  Anyone else have a favourite quote like that?

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Farnsworth: Oh, don't worry about the warning lights. The really interesting accidents happen without warning!

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" You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You've gotta hope even more and cover your ears and go blah blah blah blah blah. " -Fry 'Godfellas'

It's possible I could use it but it's a bit of a mouthful.
By the way, hi everyone i'm new here.

-Katy.

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"Good news, everyone!"

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Heh, I've actually used that "You can't give up hope" quote on more than one occasion, heh.

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Zoidy want Balloon!

Zoidy want Balloon!

I could use that quote, but only about 1 out of 100 people could know what i was talking about, and every other person who knew what i was talking about would still think i was crazy

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This is a deceptively tough question.  It's easy to think of quotes that I do use, by quotes that I like that I don't use?  Hmm . . .

"At least my assassain will get what's coming to him!"

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Zapp: "Now that I'm here, we can continue with that dream you were having of me.....Ooh, a little lower and lots softer!"

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Fry: "My lead pipe hurts a little."

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"Oh, wow. It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip." -Fry, "The Farnsworth Parabox"

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its gotta be dr. zoidberg and 'im coming dooooown' oh yer and in Fry and the slurm factory after the professer asks who the wonka lonkas or wateva r and he says 'tell them i hate them' p.s did anyone else relise that this site got talked about in the dvd commentary? its season 3 where the buggalo roam.

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"Teenagers smoke and they seem pretty on the ball"

Brannigan - Where the Buggalo Roam

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Originally posted by Arachnid:
Farnsworth: Oh, don't worry about the warning lights. The really interesting accidents happen without warning!

 
Thats a great quote, I dont think I've heard that before, which episode is that from? 

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"Sweet Zombie Jesus!" 

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I'll definatley use te Warning quote one day 

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"Wernstrom!"

Sigh...if only I knew someone by that name, so I could use that quote whenever I wanted.

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"Here's my personal book of pickup lines. Say as many as you can as fast as you can. Don't stop for any reason"

I'd never give away that book. Even if I had one.

"Bite my shiny metal ass"

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I use "Champagen" alot. One that I wish I could use is "Mmmmm Velure."
Yesterday I made a T-shirt that said "I Hate Bottles" on it. That's a quote right?

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Here are some I'll probably never say:

"Help! I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!" -Fry, "The Sting"

"Is that my torso? Aah! That is my torso! My precious, precious torso!" -Hermes, "Anthology of Interest"

"Hey hot momma, wanta kill all humans?" -Bender, in his sleep, "I, Roommate"

"Hey, wait a second! I don't have DNA!" -Bender, "Leela's Homeworld."

"Azuzu... Azuzu..." -Professor, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles."

"No I'm doesn't!" -Fry, "The Route of All Evil"

"Then she must be the other!" -Nibbler, "The Why of Fry" (I might actually eventually say that.)

"Fry, Lassie IS on display in the Louve!" -Amy, "Jurassic Bark"

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Gold Bender: Bite my glorious golden ass

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Originally posted by SwanMan3000:
p.s did anyone else relise that this site got talked about in the dvd commentary? its season 3 where the buggalo roam.

Yay yay yay! And so did my site, Can't Get Enough Amy Wong... oh. 

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Farnsworth: "Satan! You owe me!"

Although it would be cool if the devil owed you a favor, I bet I'll never get a  chance to say it.

::suddenly smells brimstone::

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im sorry, did someone call me?

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Originally posted by spacepilot3000:
"Sweet Zombie Zesus!"

Ah ha ha, I use this every day. I should keep a little notebook and I'll add a tally mark every time I offend someone.

I'll have to agree with "I did do the nasty in the pasty".

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Zoidberg- "I lost it... in a volcano!"

Hmmm, I may be able to sneak that one in somewhere. What about:

Fry- I never thought it would end like this. Gunned down by Santa Claus.

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If the US Postal Service ask their employees to wear Santa outfits during this years holiday season, some lucky PEEL'er might get a use for that phrase.

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Leela:Well if it isn't my favourite head on Amy's body

I wont get to use that one 

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mabye if you alter it, Leela: something, Favorite Head, something, Amy

yeah, something like that

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Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.

Her caviar is on your NECK!

How will I get rid of my male jelly now?

The sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

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"I don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon onto your chest. You could use it to crush those that oppose you!"

Actually, I think I would want a laser cannon on my chest.

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I don't see myself saying.
"What's with the eye"

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Here's one that I hope I will be able to say someday. "I took the liberty of fertelizing your caviar."

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Originally posted by Lurrr:
Zoidberg- "I lost it... in a volcano!"

I use that all the time!

But one I won't use:

Zoidberg: A successor (sp?) to the professor?

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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
   
Thats a great quote, I dont think I've heard that before, which episode is that from?   

That one is actually from the SP3000 animatic, so it never got shown on TV. Such a shame 

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It's okay Bender, there's no such thing as 2

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Leela:Wow, superpowers. I'll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities.

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"If I don't survive--tell my wife hello."
(The aliens from the neutral planet.)

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I would like to ask someone to hand me the Rhyming Beckionary.

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"Sploops"

Amy - Cyber House Rules

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Originally posted by rash:
"Good news, everyone!"

"Bad news nobody"