You know you watch too much Futurama when...

[Reply #80 on:]

If your typical day is like this, then you watch too much Futurama:

In the morning, while you eat breakfast, you watch the episode of Futurama you taped off Cartoon Network last night as your "wake-up call."

While you're at work, instead of getting any work done, you watch your Futurama DVD's on your computer.

During your lunch break, you watch an episode or two of your Futurama DVD's, even though that's all you've been doing all morning instead of working.

It's also all you'll be all afternoon instead of working.

You've watched the DVD's so many times that you can not only recite them verbatim in your sleep, but also the commentaries!

When you come home from work, to pass the next five hours until Futurama is on Cartoon Network again, you kick back and watch more Futurama DVD's, as well as the tapes you've made of every single network broadcast (FOX and Cartoon Network)since the show first aired.

If it happens to be one of those rare Sundays when FOX airs a new episode, you take a break to watch it, but then it's back to the tapes and DVD's for a few hours.

Finally it's the "best part of your day": when Cartoon Network shows Futurama.  Now you can just relax after a tough day and watch your favorite show!

Once it's over, you find it impossible to sleep because your mind is suffering from Futurama sensory overload, so you just watch your tapes and DVD's all morning until it's time for your "Futurama wake-up call" again.

This cycle continues for months until your family and friends (if you even have any friends at this point, couch potato!) have a "forced intervention" and put you on a twelve-step program.

If your day looks like this, you definately watch too much Futurama! 

[Reply #81 on:]

You barricade your house up on December 24 and arm yourself with a flamethrower & sucicide pills.

You use a rocket's exhaust thingy as a hairdryer, like Fry does in I, Roommate.

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If you're still a little woozy from a gazelle kick this morning

If you want a fat suit

If you have a crush on the chrushinator

When you think they are joking when they say 'not a substitute for human interaction'

If you have ever tried to flush yourself down the toilet

When you spooked felicity (there there boy)

When you say to people 'One of these days Bang, zoom, straight to omicron persei 12!'

When you find yourself singing 'pop a poppler in your mouth when you come to fishy joe's what they're made of is a mystery where they come from noone knows. You can lick 'em you can stick 'em you can chew 'em you cam pick 'em, if you promise not to sue us you can stick 'em up your nose!'

If you teach the toaster to feel love

If your beer belly is so big your door wont even close

If you have a bottle of goose laxative

If you're frisky as a crab on tuesday for some reason

[Reply #83 on:]

You refuse to eat lobster because you think you're killing Dr. Zoidberg's species.

[Reply #84 on:]

Robman: true, true;  but there's other things to do other than watching the DVD'S like going on peel and talking about watching DVD's.

Just to tell you, I don't watch nonstop but I quote lines ALL day...

[Reply #85 on:]

You watch the footage of the first moon landing and think "WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BEAVERS?!"

[Reply #86 on:]

yo rob, welcome to the Futurama forum....everyone hates me, oh, and i think u missed the concept of this thread...... read through a few past posts........

you ask you meat man how much bugalo feelers cost by the pound......

[Reply #87 on:]

these are all good

[Reply #88 on:]

You try to buy a holophoner

You shield your eyes from toads

You consult a wall to find your new leader

You spend all your time looking for a 7 leaf clover, thinking 'If I had one I could be lucky and find one and then I wouldnt have to look so much'

You try to learn the penguin language

You learn binary

You try to teach other people binary

You look up what 'really' happened in Roswell and try to aply it to the episode AWTR

You try to download Lucy Liu from the internet

[Reply #89 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kipper:
evertime someone says something to you, you simply respond, "bite me shiney metal ass"

Hey, I do that!... 

[Reply #90 on:]

...you become totally desperate because you know you won't be able to watch futurama episodes for some time (due to being cut off the modern civilization or something similar). you start rewatching the last new episodes in a continous loop and memorize them completely (including freeze frame jokes) to obtain the ability of watching them just in your imagination during the hard times.
*deep-drawn sigh

[Reply #91 on:]

When you start collecting crustacians as pets.

When you don't laugh at any episode of The Simpsons

When you truly believe in such future as in Futurama.

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Your former girlfriends refer to you as "the freak who asked me to dye my hair purple and poke one eye out".

[Reply #93 on:]

A commercial for a certain soft drink has a jingle that sounds familiar, and you accuse the company of stealing the theme song 

[Reply #94 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kazzahdrane:
You use Zapp's voice whenever you want to make a point. (with extra vowels)

Shit! that's me!

[Reply #95 on:]

Somehow they're all a little *too* familiar for me  But that's why we're here I guess.....

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..if you understand everything in this thread (like i do    )

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If you constantly reassure your friends that when they die, you'll chop off their heads and put them in jars.

If you yell at your parents for not letting you rot your brain so you can one day save the world from stupidity.

[Reply #98 on:]

 

Originally posted by fembot_chica88:
If you constantly reassure your friends that when they die, you'll chop off their heads and put them in jars.

If you yell at your parents for not letting you rot your brain so you can one day save the world from stupidity.

My secret is out
 

[Reply #99 on:]

that was very gay cubert...... stop taking credit for other peoples posts..... and lose that gay rap guy pic........ you shall soon be more hated then me...... sad to say...

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This is more of a story but I think it's on topic:

I was in gov't class and my teacher was talking about how he'd be doing the graduation ceremony and festivites until he was a geriatric, and I said, "ha ha, you'll be a head in a jar in the year 3000 still doing the grad ceremonies," and NO ONE in the whole class got it. So I said, "don't you people watch Futurama?" and I was shocked when I learned that they didn't!

[Reply #101 on:]

I don't know about you guys, but i practice my Professor Farnsworth voice every morning in the shower.

[Reply #102 on:]

-start saying kill all humans in your sleep-
-when you go to the courts and get your name changed to Philip J Fry-
-when you start saying whatup?-
-when you start looking at nude pictures of leela and amy-
-at the start of each day you start saying Good News Everyone-
-when you download buy and read everything you can about futurama-

[Reply #103 on:]

 

Originally posted by The Hypno Toad:
that was very gay cubert...... stop taking credit for other peoples posts..... and lose that gay rap guy pic........ you shall soon be more hated then me...... sad to say...

cubert, no one is hated (even hypno toad) so dont be influenced by anyone.

[Reply #104 on:]

you will break your brothers leg to let you watch it

[Reply #105 on:]

I'd do that to my sis wheter I wanna watch it or not! 

[Reply #106 on:]

On election day you get confused, becuase the two candidates doesn't look and act like clones. Although, on second thought....

[Reply #107 on:]

You spend your Fri/Sat nights around the rotting carcass of a Whale.

You get a Boner looking at a Circuit diagram.

Youv'e pre-ordered  the DVD boxed set
of "all my circuits" from Amazon.co.uk

[Reply #108 on:]

 

Originally posted by mikey:
 cubert, no one is hated (even hypno toad) so dont be influenced by anyone.

I have to disagree. I hate The Hypno Toad. Very much. But I hate no one else. I like everyone else. Except The Hypno Toad.

[Reply #109 on:]

When you shoo off owls and call them pests

[Reply #110 on:]

 

Originally posted by SQFreak:
  I have to disagree. I hate The Hypno Toad. Very much. But I hate no one else. I like everyone else. Except The Hypno Toad.

Hate is such a strong word I prefer dislike

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... If the title joke 'not a substitue for human interaction' applies to you

[Reply #112 on:]

 

Originally posted by Clive_Evil_C:
... If the title joke 'not a substitue for human interaction' applies to you

Because that's what PEEL is for. 

you start a support group for defrostees.

[Reply #113 on:]

When you say "clool" in nearly all of your posts, and you even make up your own words based on Futurama words, like "cloolsome".

[Reply #114 on:]

You never eat more than 2 spoonfulls of honey.

You refer to it as your "lower horn".

Your breakfast consist of cold Canadian beer (hey, I watch too much Futurama!)

[Reply #115 on:]

you have all the original songs (Robot Hell, Herme's Bureaucrat song...) on your mp3 player.

Not that I do or anything... 

[Reply #116 on:]

you start to eat all the egg salad sandwiches you can find and you say that you have super intelgent worms.

and you also start to act like a food-mo-tron and store various eats in your pants.

and you walk around naked because you've lost all sence of modesty.

[Reply #117 on:]

(ok this is true which makes this freaky)

if at your dorms you dont get CN and every 7/6 C sundays you experiance extreame widthdrawl symptoms

on a totaly related topic DAMN YOU FOX

[Reply #118 on:]

you start to spend days at home with your dvds, and you realize that you haven't slept for months.

[Reply #119 on:]

...you know that Fry was born between 1966 and 1977 because Jerry Grote and Ed Kranepool are mentioned on the radio broadcast of the Mets game his mother was listening to when he was born.  Oh, sorry, that's how you know you watch too much baseball.