Zoidberg(`s)

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Looks like Harold Zoid is sterile.
how else could he have gotten so old?
Thet die after they pass on their genes.

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that doesnt mean he's sterile.
i just means he aint never got any

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...nerd

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Maybe he had the lobster equivalent of "Safe Sex".

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His right claw got a lot of action, I'm sure...

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he's just a loser like his nephew zoidberg  He probably tried to get some, but failed miserably

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Originally posted by Kryten:
His right claw got a lot of action, I'm sure...

I don't think wanking with a claw would be a very good idea, one slip and you're screwed, actually maybe that is the reason why he never got any action.

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Originally posted by VelourFog:
that doesnt mean he's sterile.
i just means he aint never got any

poor poor crustacean... 

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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
I don't think wanking with a claw would be a very good idea, one slip and you're screwed, actually maybe that is the reason why he never got any action.

I find it a bit... kinky... that people really could have a serious discussion on whether or not Harold Zoid is wanking, and if yes, how!

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I have to agree with Ricky. I've also read somewhere that old men wanks more than teenages. That must be why they get arthritis in their wrists.

"I've done it so many times my wrists sounds like a cement mixer" - Bart Simpson

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If you ever saw a naked old woman you'd be a little bit more understanding.

      

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Hey, we all saw "Mother's Day" and "Worst Episode Ever", right?

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Yes we did, but the scene in Worst Episode Ever was even more disturbing, the CBG having sex with Agnes....*dies from shuddering*

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Originally posted by FYP:
Yes we did, but the scene in Worst Episode Ever was even more disturbing, the CBG having sex with Agnes....*dies from shuddering*

Well, I worked at a hospital four about 2 months and I saw old women and old men naked, and let me tell you is is asbolutely more disturbing than anything you can see in a cartoon...
Actually, that's why I quit   


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[This message has been edited by Ruben (edited March 16, 2001).]

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Originally posted by Ruben:
  Well, I worked at a hospital four about 2 months and I saw old women and old men naked, and let me tell you is is asbolutely more disturbing than anything you can see in a cartoon...
Actually, that's why I quit   

What a profound first post, Ruben.  Anyway, welcome to da 'board.

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He's no newbie, he just never registered after the TOP related peel crash, thanks to Leandro

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hey Ruben is here...hi Ruben! 

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When you slip you`re screwed.

Actually whan it would slip it would mean quite the opposite

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ooh i got something to add to your sig Radijs!

sex is like AOL, screwing people (over)

haha on second though don't use that 

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How about changing YOUR signature, ff? 

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Originally posted by Ricky:
How about changing YOUR signature, ff?   

hmm...ok...got any ideas, Ricky? 

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i got it...how about this sig?   

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Huh did anyone make me laugh (again)
Thanx freak!

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Originally posted by Radijs:
Huh did anyone make me laugh (again)
Thanx freak!

wow i didn't know you'd actually use that Radijs...anyway no problem Radijs! 

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wait i got another...

sex is like carpentry, nailing the screws into the holes...or something like that...i dunno my brain is kinda on the fritz right now (like it is always) so i can't really think...anyway it'll give you an idea for a new line 

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Originally posted by futurefreak:
wait i got another...

sex is like carpentry, nailing the screws into the holes...

nailing screws?
you may wanna check that

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uuuuh sex is like.... sex is like.... uhhmmmm, I dunno? these probably all suck but: Pizza, come back for more?
McDonalds, dipping the McNuggets?

uhmmm thats all i can get, they probably all suck :S

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Sex is like carpenting: Rammin long hard things home 

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George Carlin once said sex is like pizza.  When it's good, it's damn good!  When it's not good.......it's still pretty good!

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I can see why he says that. jum pizza
Now remember fry when you kill someone make sure to eat their pizza to gain their weight. their rich tasty weight.

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Originally posted by Radijs:
Sex is like carpenting: Rammin long hard things home   

hehe good one Radijs!