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Radijs

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« : 03-13-2001 20:23 »

Looks like Harold Zoid is sterile.
how else could he have gotten so old?
Thet die after they pass on their genes.
VelourFog

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« #1 : 03-13-2001 20:41 »

that doesnt mean he's sterile.
i just means he aint never got any

Bovinatron

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« #2 : 03-14-2001 01:37 »

...nerd
r_hawks

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« #3 : 03-14-2001 05:39 »

Maybe he had the lobster equivalent of "Safe Sex".
Kryten

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« #4 : 03-14-2001 05:47 »

His right claw got a lot of action, I'm sure...
slimmyCGEF

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« #5 : 03-14-2001 05:48 »

he's just a loser like his nephew zoidberg  :) He probably tried to get some, but failed miserably
iliketowankalot

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« #6 : 03-14-2001 19:11 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
His right claw got a lot of action, I'm sure...


I don't think wanking with a claw would be a very good idea, one slip and you're screwed, actually maybe that is the reason why he never got any action.
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« #7 : 03-15-2001 01:03 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
that doesnt mean he's sterile.
i just means he aint never got any


poor poor crustacean...  ;)
Ricky

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« #8 : 03-16-2001 02:42 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
I don't think wanking with a claw would be a very good idea, one slip and you're screwed, actually maybe that is the reason why he never got any action.

I find it a bit... kinky... that people really could have a serious discussion on whether or not Harold Zoid is wanking, and if yes, how!
FYP

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« #9 : 03-16-2001 03:34 »

I have to agree with Ricky. I've also read somewhere that old men wanks more than teenages. That must be why they get arthritis in their wrists.

"I've done it so many times my wrists sounds like a cement mixer" - Bart Simpson
r_hawks

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« #10 : 03-16-2001 04:45 »

If you ever saw a naked old woman you'd be a little bit more understanding.

 :)      ;)
Kryten

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« #11 : 03-16-2001 04:52 »

Hey, we all saw "Mother's Day" and "Worst Episode Ever", right?
FYP

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« #12 : 03-16-2001 06:17 »

Yes we did, but the scene in Worst Episode Ever was even more disturbing, the CBG having sex with Agnes....*dies from shuddering*
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« #13 : 03-16-2001 06:29 »

 
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Originally posted by FYP:
Yes we did, but the scene in Worst Episode Ever was even more disturbing, the CBG having sex with Agnes....*dies from shuddering*


Well, I worked at a hospital four about 2 months and I saw old women and old men naked, and let me tell you is is asbolutely more disturbing than anything you can see in a cartoon...
Actually, that's why I quit   :)


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[This message has been edited by Ruben (edited March 16, 2001).]
Nixon+Morbo~???

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« #14 : 03-16-2001 15:52 »

 
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Originally posted by Ruben:
  Well, I worked at a hospital four about 2 months and I saw old women and old men naked, and let me tell you is is asbolutely more disturbing than anything you can see in a cartoon...
Actually, that's why I quit    :)

What a profound first post, Ruben.  Anyway, welcome to da 'board.
FYP

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« #15 : 03-16-2001 17:32 »

He's no newbie, he just never registered after the TOP related peel crash, thanks to Leandro
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« #16 : 03-17-2001 04:21 »

hey Ruben is here...hi Ruben!  :p
Radijs

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« #17 : 03-17-2001 15:33 »

 
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When you slip you`re screwed.
Actually whan it would slip it would mean quite the opposite
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« #18 : 03-17-2001 18:46 »

ooh i got something to add to your sig Radijs!

sex is like AOL, screwing people (over)

haha on second though don't use that  :)
Ricky

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« #19 : 03-17-2001 19:17 »

How about changing YOUR signature, ff?  :)
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« #20 : 03-17-2001 19:20 »

 
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Originally posted by Ricky:
How about changing YOUR signature, ff?   :)


hmm...ok...got any ideas, Ricky?  :p
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« #21 : 03-17-2001 19:40 »

i got it...how about this sig?   :p
Radijs

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« #22 : 03-17-2001 20:06 »

Huh did anyone make me laugh (again)
Thanx freak!
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« #23 : 03-17-2001 20:18 »

 
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Originally posted by Radijs:
Huh did anyone make me laugh (again)
Thanx freak!


wow i didn't know you'd actually use that Radijs...anyway no problem Radijs!  :)
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« #24 : 03-17-2001 20:29 »

wait i got another...

sex is like carpentry, nailing the screws into the holes...or something like that...i dunno my brain is kinda on the fritz right now (like it is always) so i can't really think...anyway it'll give you an idea for a new line  :)
VelourFog

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« #25 : 03-17-2001 20:53 »

 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
wait i got another...

sex is like carpentry, nailing the screws into the holes...

nailing screws?
you may wanna check that
hangman3k

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« #26 : 03-17-2001 21:11 »

uuuuh sex is like.... sex is like.... uhhmmmm, I dunno? these probably all suck but: Pizza, come back for more?
McDonalds, dipping the McNuggets?

uhmmm thats all i can get, they probably all suck :S
Radijs

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« #27 : 03-17-2001 21:13 »

Sex is like carpenting: Rammin long hard things home  :D
r_hawks

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« #28 : 03-17-2001 22:08 »

George Carlin once said sex is like pizza.  When it's good, it's damn good!  When it's not good.......it's still pretty good!
Radijs

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« #29 : 03-17-2001 22:12 »

I can see why he says that. jum pizza
Now remember fry when you kill someone make sure to eat their pizza to gain their weight. their rich tasty weight.
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« #30 : 03-17-2001 23:07 »

 
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Originally posted by Radijs:
Sex is like carpenting: Rammin long hard things home   :D

hehe good one Radijs!  :p
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