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Author Topic: Yes, Gail Berman is a woman.  (Read 1016 times)
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Timo

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« on: 05-08-2003 13:54 »

Don't know if this belongs in this forum.  If not, move it.

I just wanted to clear up the ambiguity; Gail Berman is indeed a woman.

For proof, see these two pages, with photos:

 http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailynews/extra/06_02/06_11d.html

 http://www.updatemag.tv/issues/october2001/octob2001_episodictv.html
 - the 4th photo down

Note: these are old articles.  Ignore the news.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #1 on: 05-08-2003 14:02 »

*prints off photo and sticks it to dart board*
Gocad

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« Reply #2 on: 05-08-2003 14:02 »

The horror, the horror...
*dies*
Teral

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« Reply #3 on: 05-08-2003 14:06 »

I don't know, those images looks Photoshopped.

 
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A quote from article 1:
"And Berman knows how to turn those ideas into ratings gold"

*sarcams detector explodes*
sheep555

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« Reply #4 on: 05-08-2003 14:57 »
« Last Edit on: 05-08-2003 14:57 »

Another Berman quote, on reality TV -

"Fox just got lucky with quality shows like Joe Millionaire and American Idol but ..."

Quality?

On a similar note, if you Google for Gail Berman, about half the results are about her cancelling varous TV shows...
Smitty

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« Reply #5 on: 05-08-2003 15:19 »

What the hell is she staring at in the first one?
Lurrr

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« Reply #6 on: 05-08-2003 15:47 »

She might as well not be a woman with a face like that.
Prowla RX7

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« Reply #7 on: 05-08-2003 15:49 »

looks like the chick Peter Griffin punched in the face at the soccer game. 
FishyJoe

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« Reply #8 on: 05-08-2003 16:04 »

Eh, I'd do her.
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #9 on: 05-08-2003 16:19 »

she might be a woman now, but i bet this wasn't the case some time ago.
OC_James

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« Reply #10 on: 05-08-2003 16:25 »

She was in Star Wars I think. Didn't she play Jabba the Hut?
Evil Fox Exec

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« Reply #11 on: 05-08-2003 16:48 »

That fatass is the President of Fox?  After seeing that face, I think I know why Fox has been going down the ratings/quality dumper.
Kazzahdrane

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« Reply #12 on: 05-08-2003 17:02 »

I'm guessing she was bullied at school, and now she's taking her anger out on high-quality shows.
Anarchist

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« Reply #13 on: 05-08-2003 17:53 »

[ZOIDBERG]It's horrible! WAAAAAH!!![/Z]
FishyJoe

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« Reply #14 on: 05-08-2003 17:54 »

I think it's pretty immature for everyone to be making jokes about her hideous face and horrible horrible fatness.

And yet, I have to wonder. With a face like that, she obviously didn't sleep her way to the top. And certainly she doesn't know shit about quality entertainment. How the hell did she get that job?
Lurrr

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« Reply #15 on: 05-08-2003 18:54 »

We're carrying around a lot of repressed anger. We've got to let it out somehow.

And in answer to your question, blackmail perhaps? Mafia connections?
Bolt Rholans

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« Reply #16 on: 05-08-2003 19:09 »

Obviously she ruthlessly consumed all who stood in her way...  :puke:
Kryten

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« Reply #17 on: 05-08-2003 19:45 »

Eh, I'm not surprised. Most whores tend to be women.
PCC Fred

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« Reply #18 on: 05-08-2003 20:21 »

So Gail Berman killed Futurama, and Rick Berman is killing Star Trek.  There's some kind of pattern here I can't quite identify.
Killerfox

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« Reply #19 on: 05-08-2003 20:24 »

EAHHHHH YIKES   :puke:
(cleans himself) jeez she disgust me even more than before seing her damn i am totally sick.
i mean if she were a good company leader but no   :confused: how did she get over there
(perhaps answer is in Mars U)
mikey

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« Reply #20 on: 05-09-2003 05:19 »

oh god! my eyes with the burning and the glavennn.......
dr_Dean_in _Oz

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« Reply #21 on: 05-09-2003 17:39 »

"Bacherlorettes in Alaska" ???!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
fox programing really is sad
OC_James

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« Reply #22 on: 05-09-2003 17:51 »

 
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Originally posted by dr_Dean_in _Oz:
"Bacherlorettes in Alaska" ???!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
fox programing really is sad

I wonder what happened to this show? I heard about it a lot but never saw it. Perhaps, the bacherlorettes froze to death in their skimpy little bikinis or maybe in the "Make Your Own Fur Coat" contest they all were mauled to death by a polar bear.

dr_Dean_in _Oz

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« Reply #23 on: 05-09-2003 21:36 »

 
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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
Eh, I'd do her.

i hope by DO her you ment drag her out onto the street and shoot her

evil laughter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

  :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:   :evillaugh:
Killerfox

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« Reply #24 on: 05-10-2003 15:50 »

pleassssse fishy joe do her (as dr_Dean_in _Oz says)
Evil Fox Exec

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« Reply #25 on: 05-10-2003 16:38 »

Meh, I'd just be happy if she would just rot in hell.  After all, this is the b----h who helped cancel Futurama.
dr_Dean_in _Oz

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« Reply #26 on: 05-10-2003 18:18 »

Revbot: "straight ta hell!"
Dude in background: "straight ta hell!!!"
Grim

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« Reply #27 on: 05-11-2003 07:09 »

...I always thought sex change opperation were meant to make u look like the opposite sex...
Zoidberg MD

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« Reply #28 on: 05-11-2003 15:55 »

I think she is the poster child for Hell, like if Hitler and Satan had a baby in the 9th circle of the inferno
Gocad

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« Reply #29 on: 05-11-2003 16:04 »
« Last Edit on: 05-11-2003 16:04 »

 
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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
And yet, I have to wonder. With a face like that, she obviously didn't sleep her way to the top. And certainly she doesn't know shit about quality entertainment. How the hell did she get that job?

Maybe she did sleep her way to the top - Brannigan style.

Zapp: Guess I'll have to sleep myself to the top. Kif, wake me when I'm there.

Deleted scene from BBA
Andrea Huckstep

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« Reply #30 on: 05-11-2003 16:54 »

*faints*
Britz

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« Reply #31 on: 05-13-2003 03:41 »

Oh man, I was reading some of the posts, thinking you were being especially mean about her looks cause the bitch cancelled Futurama, how wrong I was, that is scary.
Just Chris

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« Reply #32 on: 05-14-2003 00:18 »

lol @ Gocad.

Women like her are emotional, which is no wonder why FOX is the way it's now. If you had a crazy menopause with weekly periods like her, you too can force people to scavenge crazy ideas for shows, and drive the corporation head-first into a pile of crap.
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