What's The Best Future-Product or Company?

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What's The Best Future-Product or Company?

[Reply #1 on:]

Stop 'N Drop Suicide Booths

[Reply #2 on:]

Slurm

[Reply #3 on:]

I think I mentioned this somewhere else, but the transport tubes own. Face it, everyone would love travelling if we could use those.

[Reply #4 on:]

Except for those of us tourists who probably wouldn't understand how to jump out so neatly.

[Reply #5 on:]

It's got to be the suicide booths. Oh, how often I wish we had those. Good thing we only have to wait five more years for them to arrive! (And if they're not here by 2008, I'll... aww, crap.)

[Reply #6 on:]

Intergalatic starships.

Spluh.

[Reply #7 on:]

ships DAMN STAIT! screw this planet, i'm getting the hell out of here!

Also, 99% the speed of light isn't all that fast you know, it is still many weeks to get to the nearest star, although travel in this solar system will be a breeze...or vacume whichever you say...

GHT

[Reply #8 on:]

Self-microwaving bavarian creme dogs.

[Reply #9 on:]

go ships

[Reply #10 on:]

Robot wash service is pretty idea, but Suicide "phonebooth" rulez!

[Reply #11 on:]

Transport tubes are the best.

[Reply #12 on:]

I think spray on clothes are the best future product, they absolutely rule. Like in 'When Aliens Attack', and 'Roswell that Ends Well'. Ideal for lazy people like me   

[Reply #13 on:]

It's got to be Arachno Spores!! Dunno what they do, but they do have a damn funny slogan!

[Reply #14 on:]

Stop and Drop by a Neptunian mile.  It's a pity they were shamed into dropping it from any future episodes.  That and the Crack vending machine.

[Reply #15 on:]

hey Spice Weasel, I'm suprised u didnt list Spice Weasel!

[Reply #16 on:]

I listed Spice Weasel in the favourite creatures thread.  Along with my new favourite creature the Badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose. see avatar to your left 

[Reply #17 on:]

..but it is a futurama product...

[Reply #18 on:]

This thread is pretty similar, just different enough though 

I think I'll vote for the suicide booths too.

[Reply #19 on:]

I vote Robot Wash, mostly cos of the song...

[Reply #20 on:]

I go for tasty human burgers (a subsidal company of "stop n' drop"(america's favourite suicide booths scince 2008))

[Reply #21 on:]

"My Manwitch!"

[Reply #22 on:]

Lest we all forget about "Old Fortran?" I'm a big fan, though, of the ad pushing "Steamy Presidential MP3's," from "A Biclops of Our Own."

[Reply #23 on:]

Mixing your titles there, asianlightning. It's "A Bicyclops Built for Two" or "A Clone of My Own". You're thinking of "A Bicyclops Built for Two."

[Reply #24 on:]

Suicide booths. Spray-on clothes run a close second!

[Reply #25 on:]

Intergalactic spaceships. I'd like a PE ship, or a Nimbus-class starcruiser. .99 of [new and improved] lightspeed, laserturrets and torpedo tubes.

I should say Nor-type spacestations too, but ol' man Farnsworth destroyed it.

[Reply #26 on:]

I prefer to call them Nor-lite (as you pointed out, no habitat ring)  .

Do cyclops babes count as a product of the 31st century? 

[Reply #27 on:]

Molten Boron.

Nobody does it like Molten Boron!

[Reply #28 on:]

 

Originally posted by CyberKnight:
I prefer to call them Nor-lite (as you pointed out, no habitat ring)   .

Do cyclops babes count as a product of the 31st century?   

yeah sure

[Reply #29 on:]

Walrus Juice-RIDE THE WALRUS!

[Reply #30 on:]

 

Originally posted by Red Decapodian:
Walrus Juice-RIDE THE WALRUS!

I'll stick with my Slurm, thank you.
<walks away muttering>
You touch my Slurm, I break yer face...

[Reply #31 on:]

I voted for the Robot Wash.  The song they made for it was catchy, plus just as Bender got out of the bot wash, it started to rain.  I thought that was pretty funny.
"Goin' through the bot wash"

[Reply #32 on:]

I voted for Slurm because I like Mountain Dew...despite the fact that it comes from a giant Dew Hiney.

[Reply #33 on:]

The Stop 'N Drop Suicide Booth!

[Reply #34 on:]

Slurm. Gross but tasty.

[Reply #35 on:]

hooray for walrus juice! ride the walrus.

[Reply #36 on:]

Just imagine how much fun it would be to push someone into a Suicide booth and scream out "Slow and Painful!"

.......but i would call it the Super Happy Fun Booth! 

[Reply #37 on:]

ugh. i reckon ill just ignore your stupid post   

[Reply #38 on:]

SLURM!!

[Reply #39 on:]

slurm tastes like Buffalo Piss..... and im just assuming, because i havent drank either..