Make your own Futurama quotes

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Inspired by the Quote thread, here you can make your own Futurama quotes. If Fox hadn't cancelled it before it's time, many many more things would have been said, but here you can make up your own things. You can say whatever you like, but try to keep them in character, and have fun   

I overheard this conversation/argument at college and thought it was hilarious, and I've adapted it with Futurama characters   

:Zoidberg's looking through the trash for food:
Zoidberg: A fish gullet! Mmmmmmm
Farnsworth: You're talking to yourself!
Zoidberg: No I'm not!
Farnsworth: Yes you are, you said "Mmmmmm"
Bender: That's a first, you actually heard someone!
Farnsworth: I flushed out my ear wax earlier and put it in the trash...
Zoidberg: Well at least I don't have full conversations with myself!
Farnsworth: I need someone intelligant to talk to!

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i cant think of anything right now, but ill post later on

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all hail the hypnotoad. *thwwbwaaaahhnnngggangang...*

Kip

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This is just off the top of my head....

FRY: Hey bender, how is it that you get all the women and I don't?
BENDER: Well Fry, good buddy, some of us got the looks, and some of us got the shiny metal ass.
FRY: Wow, I never thought of it that way. *stares awestruck at Bender's ass* Ooooo, shiny!
BENDER: Oh yeah, and some of us got the brains.
FRY: Huh? I don't get it.

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Leela:  *Eye half shut, not happy*  What are the results on my test, Zoidberg?
Zoidberg:  *somber*  It does not look too good…
Leela:  WHAT DO YOU MEAN?  My tests reveal that I’m pregnant???
Zoidberg:  *confused* Pregnant?  I thought this test was to see if you could make 2 lines, and you only made it halfway! :shows LEELA the pregnancy stick:  See here.
LEELA:  *shocked* Oh No!  Me?  Zapp?  Kids?  :faints:

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So far I like the one Otis P Jivefunk posted the most.

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Originally posted by spicy_chic_4056:
This is just off the top of my head....

FRY: Hey bender, how is it that you get all the women and I don't?
BENDER: Well Fry, good buddy, some of us got the looks, and some of us got the shiny metal ass.
FRY: Wow, I never thought of it that way. *stares awestruck at Bender's ass* Ooooo, shiny!
BENDER: Oh yeah, and some of us got the brains.
FRY: Huh? I don't get it.

I like it! 

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thanx zoidy!

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Zoidberg *leaving the room* .... so a human heart belongs really not to the foot bones. I'm surprised, I'm surprised ...
Leela Do you feel better right now, Fry?
Fry *confused* Yeah, even if my nose glowes red everytime when I tip on my left foot. Does this make any sense to you?
Bender *watching TV* Boooring... Go, watch TV and drink a beer and and will all turn normal.
Farnsworth *going in the room* Who for Zombie-Jesus' sake has eaten the televisionairy-active cookies I've prepared to takeover Saturn? Fry???
*Fry is looking hungry at an open package cookies with the words "for you Saturnians" on it. He takes one of the poison-green cookies and eats it slowly.*
Fry No idea. Maybe ... uh-eh how was the doctor's name again, has eaten them...
Scruffy Second...

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Originally posted by TheLesbianLeela:
Zoidberg *leaving the room* .... so a human heart belongs really not to the foot bones. I'm surprised, I'm surprised ...
Leela Do you feel better right now, Fry?
Fry *confused* Yeah, even if my nose glowes red everytime when I tip on my left foot. Does this make any sense to you?
Bender *watching TV* Boooring... Go, watch TV and drink a beer and and will all turn normal.
Farnsworth *going in the room* Who for Zombie-Jesus' sake has eaten the televisionairy-active cookies I've prepared to takeover Saturn? Fry???
*Fry is looking hungry at an open package cookies with the words "for you Saturnians" on it. He takes one of the poison-green cookies and eats it slowly.*
Fry No idea. Maybe ... uh-eh how was the doctor's name again, has eaten them...
Scruffy Second...

I don't get it...... 

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@spicy_chic_4056: Uh-oh ... well, it should be about Fry eating that sorta-radioaktive cookies. Well, it sounded funny when I had the idea - in German of course. Maybe the translation destroyed the jokes. :-/

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It's really the Scruffy part I don't get

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i did not write this one. i read it in a fanfic but i loved it so much i just have to share it. It's a scene where Bender is talking to Leela about Fry's love for her.
Credit for this snippet goes to FemJesse in her fic 'Against All Odds' which is posted on TLZ

Bender (takes a long draw of his cigar):  He’s got it for you in the processor. He holds you in his RAM, even when he reboots. You’re more than just a folder on his hard drive. So what if his temporary cache is full? Look, pork-pouch, the answers are so simple. How come you don’t give the guy a chance? No one is perfect… except us robots… we’re built that way. Well my point is, tear down that firewall in your inferior human heart.

Leela: (staring at Bender) That almost made perfect sense.

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Originally posted by spicy_chic_4056:
This is just off the top of my head....

FRY: Hey bender, how is it that you get all the women and I don't?
BENDER: Well Fry, good buddy, some of us got the looks, and some of us got the shiny metal ass.
FRY: Wow, I never thought of it that way. *stares awestruck at Bender's ass* Ooooo, shiny!
BENDER: Oh yeah, and some of us got the brains.
FRY: Huh? I don't get it.

AHAHAHAHAH, that's hilarious. I really "heard" them say that.. Well done!! Gimme more.

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Originally posted by TheLesbianLeela:
@spicy_chic_4056: Uh-oh ... well, it should be about Fry eating that sorta-radioaktive cookies. Well, it sounded funny when I had the idea - in German of course. Maybe the translation destroyed the jokes. :-/

Usually it is vice versa.

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Originally posted by AJ:
 AHAHAHAHAH, that's hilarious. I really "heard" them say that.. Well done!! Gimme more.

Thanx! I'll post more wen I think of 'em!