Proffessor B.S. to answer all your questions

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Have questions about futurama? Things not making sense? Are you alone and ready to cry? (loser) Well step on up and ask theguiness, aka Proffessor Bob Simon, ANY questions about things in Futurama that, just didn't make sense.
Examples:
WHY was Nibbler in the year 2000?
Just how the heck does Bender's Fuel system work?
 

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*shameless plug warning*
Well, you could try looking at my site's analysis of a few of the scientific achievements found in Futurama atFuturama Scientific Achievements, and see what you think of them (like trying to solve the Death Clock problem, preferably without using ludicrously impossible methods such as entanglement)

If you really want a challenge though, Professor B.S., see how many of my episode nitpicks you can solve, the list of them is here.

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Eh nevermind. (you nitpick too much :P)

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Oh by the way, Nibbler's reason for being in the year 2000-01 will be revealed in the upcoming episode, 'The Day the Earth Stood Stupid' which also reveals the origins of Nibbler's species.

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OK I have a question.
In Cryogenic woman. HOW did that cup get back together?

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Simple. Ever seen Boris and Natasha the movie? (came out in the 80s) it explains it pretty will, with what is known as 'the impact chip' which, upon impact, reverts time in a small area back about 5-6 seconds.  Very fun device.

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Funny, I thought these sorts of things in any show could be summed up in one word: wizard.  Just ask Lucy Lawless.

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Guiness, my question is twofold... one, what does Amy look like naked, and two, what does Amy feel like naked?

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naked she looks like a naked person, and I'm guessing she feels like....O.o....SHE FEELS...LIKE A NATURAL WOMAAAAAAANo/~ ....sorry... :P

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DAMNIT!!!! HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MAKE FLIPPING ASCII ART ON THIS FIPPEN BOARD!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THat's an easy one...and although not futurama related, just go nuts. O_o is fun, try ---<@ or >8oP for beginners

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And if you want to move on to more impressive things, try Kirby Dance <("< )
<( " )> (>")> <( " )> <("< ) Then move on to something more advanced, like a basic bender,   !
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       ((O O))
       ((+++))
       ((+++))
       /-----\
er...or something. I'm not very good at Asci multiline art.

[Reply #12 on:]

I like the Kirby dance - too bad Nintendo has tried to make him look like Jigglypuff lately

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ASCII art? hmm ive never tried that before...

hmm i have a question...

how'd you choose your name theguiness?   

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AH my name. Well, my real name is Algus but I think that was taken. So I just used my species name. Check www.crosswinds.net/~saturnvalley/Home.html  for more information

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You look more like a hyperchicken than a bottle of stout...

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::replies in best Hermes voice:: check de website. (I'm not a booze) No, I'm not from Boozeon 9, just your average...me.

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Kirby gives Morbo gas.

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It has been revealed! YES! The reasons for everything!!! Nibbler in the year 2001! It was A nibbler, making sure Fry made it to 3001 safely, also, why the building Fry was in wasn't destroyed with the others, AND why his Cryo-Freeze worked. The Nibblers! Yaay! now let the feast of 1000 hams begin

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Originally posted by Nixon+Morbo=???:
Kirby gives Morbo gas.

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does Morbo give Nibbler gas?

or does Nibbler give Morbo gas?

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Oh that was a question...well..Let's see...NIbbler eats all, so he'd more or less devour Morbo given the chance (his head is full of delicious candy) and, well, Nibbler doesn't fart. He expells the rest in a mass of hair.

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i meant multiline ascii art.  It's impossible here! all the lines are skewed!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!