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S14 Nemesis
Crustacean
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Topic: Are we getting enough Futurama?
One word, No!![/b]
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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The rest of "season 5" perhaps? Look at the episode guides at CGEF or TLZ, or goto FSAC and have a look at their upcoming episodes thingy.
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LorenzoDuke
Crustacean
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I've been downloading. I've moved from England to Denmark, and I don't think Futurama is even on over here, although I have seen imported copies of Season 1 & 2 on dvd.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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LorenzoDuke: It's on TV2ZULU every Sunday. Tonights episode start at 0105 Am.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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STOP ASKING ABOUT THAT!!!!
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Smitty
Professor
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*picks up handy nearby blernsball bat...*
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LorenzoDuke
Crustacean
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1.05am?! And on a cable channel?! No wonder nobody over here has heard of it. Still, too bad I don't get the channel. Thanks for the info though.
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aslate
Space Pope
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« Reply #61 on: 03-23-2003 19:21 »
« Last Edit on: 03-23-2003 19:21 »
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You don't even have the intelligence to own a PC. I'd post the e-mail my mum sent me to do with stupid people owning PCs, that was funny. I can't find it though.
EDIT: Ah, found it:
(HD)= Helpdesk (C) = Customer
(HD) : "Ridge Hall computer assistance, may I help you?" (C) : "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
(HD) : "What sort of trouble?" (C) : "Well I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
(HD) : "Went away?" (C) : "They disappeared."
(HD) : "Hmmmm. So what does your screen look like now?" (C) : "Nothing."
(HD) : "Nothing?" (C) : "It's blank. It won't accept anything when I type."
(HD) : "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" (C) : "How can I tell?"
(HD) : "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" (C) : "What's a C prompt?"
(HD) : "Never mind. Can you move your cursor around the screen?" (C) : "There isn't any cursor. I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
(HD) : "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" (C) : "What's a monitor?"
(HD) : "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" (C) : "I don't know."
(HD) : "Well then, look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" (C) : "Yes, I think so."
(HD) : "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. (C) : "Yes it is."
(HD) : "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" (C) : "No."
(HD) : "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." (C) : "Okay, here it is."
(HD) : "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." (C) : "I can't reach."
(HD) : "Uh Huh. Well, can you see if it is?" (C) : "No."
(HD) : "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" (C) : "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
(HD) : "Dark." (C) : "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming through the window."
(HD) : "Well, turn on the office light then." (C) : "I can't."
(HD) : "No? Why not?" (C) : "Because there's a power failure."
(HD) : "A power...A power failure. Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" (C) : "Well, yes. I keep them in the closet."
(HD) : "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." (C) : "Really? Is it that bad?"
(HD) : "Yes, I'm afraid it is." (C) : "Well, all right then. I suppose. What do I tell them?"
(HD) : "Tell them you're too f****** stupid to own a computer!"
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S14 Nemesis
Crustacean
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LorenzoDuke, lmfao, I love your Picture man. One of the best episodes ever.
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S14 Nemesis
Crustacean
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Originally posted by Prowla RX7: LMFAO @ Aslate's post. And I thought my sister's boyfriend was dumb. "Larry I got a question... Can I cook anything else besides rice in that rice cooker?" Yeah. Rice and... Rice.
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