Beaky
Crustacean
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« on: 02-02-2001 18:33 »
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Hi everyone! I've always wanted to start a heated debate so here's a good topic! What does everyone think the funniest moment ever was in Futurama? I know there are so many it's impossible to decide but I wanted to know what were the most popular jokes! One of my favourites was when Fry went to set off the rocket to destroy the big garbage ball,(in the ep. "A Big Peice of Garbage") and he missed the big red button! What do U all think? Beaky xx
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Duffmanvs.Slurms
Poppler
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Pick one -
1. Xmas song 2. Richard Nixon going insane (A Head in the Polls) 3. "Who's the big man now, Vinnie?" Zoidberg, as he eats a presumed childhood rival in "Crustacion in Love" 4. "Balls thoroughly licked" Headline at the end of "War is the H word" 5. "Hey, some Bart Simpson dolls!"
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iliketowankalot
Professor
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Fry blasting a hole in the ground and hiding while the balls attack the other troops he was supposed to be covering.
Bender: you thing you're so hot Fry: what? Bender: the only reason you get all the guys is cos you dress like a tramp(slaps fry). Fry: they're just responding to my personality
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iliketowankalot
Professor
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I nearly forgot my favourite line.
Zoidberg: how am I ever going to get rid of my male jelly now? Fry: I'll lend you this(offers zoidberg his severed arm.
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Mona
Crustacean
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Each and every "Grunkalunka"-scene. ("Tell them I hate them!")
Also: Zoidberg: Oh, I thought you were the robot!
Fry: No, human.
Zoidberg: Okay okay, spare me your life story...
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Beaky
Crustacean
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Here's a scene that always has me in stitches: S.B- Please select mode of death. Quick and painless or slow and horrible. FRY- Yeah, I'd like to make a collect call. S.B- You have selected slow and horrible. BENDER- Good choice! *cue horrible modes of death* S.B- You are now dead. Thank you for using stop and drop, America's favourite sucicide booth scince 2008. Mwah hahhahahah! Beaky xx
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Dagda Zo1db3rg
Crustacean
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Farnsworth: I'd like everyone to meet our new employees. Uh... [To Hermes] Which ones are new? Hermes: The green dude and the fat man. Farnsworth: Hmm, I could swear I've never seen that robot before,either. Bender: I'm Bender. You know, the lovable rascal. Farnsworth: Oh, yes, yes, my good friend, of course. [He shrugs to Hermes]. Anyway, whoever you all are, I have good news!
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Mona
Crustacean
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Or...
The Neutrals.
"If I don't survive, tell my wife 'hello'"
and Zapp/Kif. "I'm creating!!"
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Ainoth
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by Kryten: What about Zapp's Shatnerian karaoke? Brilliance. Sheer brilliance.
I thought it was Nimoyan karaoke. Wasn't Leonard Nimoy the one who sang/rapped "Lucy in the sky..."? I'm not quite sure. Anyway it was funny. Amazon Women isn't my favourite episode 8I guess that's "a byciclops build..." und "war is the "H"-word" but the episode was funny. Ainoth
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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My fave scene fron the Amazon ep is where Bender told the Femputter that he's not a man, he's a Manbot "Chack the crotch" He bangs himself beween his legs "Nothing" hehe
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amyishot
Crustacean
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My two favorite quotes both come from bender:
The honking:
Hermes: Bender mon, no-one's tryin' to run you over! Stop acting like a big halluconating baby!
Bender: Oh yeah?! Could a big hallucinating baby do this: (bursts into tears, with a pathetic noise at the end) I'm scared!
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Zapp: Ah, lieutenant Bender, your looking sharp.
Bender: I got wheels!! With clickety-clackers (spins his wheels)
I dunno why, but they both crack me up.
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Mighty Mighty Me
Crustacean
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"This is going to be one hell of a bowel movement, He'll be lucky if he has any bones left."
One of my favorite gags is in The Cryonic Woman when Bender and Fry destroy part of the Great Wall of China and the Huns run in through the hole.
"I find the most erotic part of a woman's body is the boobies"
In Crustacean in Love, the whole scene were Fry is telling Zoidberg what to say when talking to Eddna on the balcony.
"It's working they think we're making out" "Wait why aren't we making out?" "I dunno"
"That young man fills me with hope... and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing."
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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I have a new Fave moment from Bendless love, The bit where Bender helps Angaline bend a girder, that was sweet and cute, I mean only Bender
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Mighty Mighty Me
Crustacean
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Bender: Wink, Wink Zoidberg: Bender, you just said wink wink outloud Bender: No I didn't, raise middle finger
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Nixon+Morbo~???
Starship Captain
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Originally posted by Bovinatron: Farnsworth: What the hell are those?!
Glurmo (tour guide): Why, they're Grunka Lunkas!
Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them!! "Who are those horrbile orange men?" "Why, they're the grunka-lunkas. They work here in the factory" "Tell them I hate them!" I'm not entirely sure about that "they work here in the factory part," but I am about all the rest.
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