Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
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« on: 11-02-2002 21:47 »
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We all love the work of the incredible talented writers of Futurama. Kickass episodes, with only a few misses here and there. When/if FOX orders a new production run, if would be difficult to get them all back. So I started to think, what if outside authors were asked to do an episode of Futurama.
Gary Larson: Cows and chickens would play a bigger part of NNY social life.
Bill Gates: Computers crashing and freezing left and right. MomCorp would suddenly be described as the most benevolent company in the universe. Half the episode would consist of "bluescreens of death" and windows-style error-massages.
Dan Quayle: The episode would never air, nobody was able to figure out what all the spelling errors meant.
Charles Schultz: Nibbler would get his own little house in Leela's front yard. He would sleep on top of it, and sometime pretend he was a World War I flying ace. Zoidberg would start to charge each patient a nickel. Zapp would carry a security blanket around.
Brannon Braga/Rick Berman: Continuity? Who needs continuity? Nobody, that's who!! Say hello to the "what personality does they have today"-show. Zapp; heroic, disciplined, idealistic goody-goody one week, egotistic, incompetent, bullying screw-up the next. Fry; alternating between child-prodigy and Beavis/Butthead-clone (and everything in between). Etc.
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TheLesbianLeela
Liquid Emperor
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THE BEATLES everything is more colourful all main characters are singing all the time Mom is a Blue Meanee, Leela a submarine-captain... etc.
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Loki
Professor
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X-Mas story III in 3 parts, or “Dying hard 1,2,3”. By Bruce Willis. The gang of former DOOP officers, organized and headed by Robot Santa blew up a city trade center in New New York. But actually, it was a deceiving act. Their purpose is to capture world’s deposit of Mobile Dick’s oil… Fry was badly wounded being in the market, when it was blown up. So Leela now look after him, being busy all the time treating her friend. And since Professor is already in his pajamas, no one can stop foul plans of Robot Santa… no one but Zoidberg! Yes, lonely, forgotten by everyone, with no friends and no wife (and thus, got addicted to alcohol), He has got out of his dirty residence (in the pile of junk) to save the Earth! (all three episodes are bloody action with lots of street shooting, lots of killed, mad street racings and no erotica)
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Loki: X-Mas story III in 3 parts, or “Dying hard 1,2,3”. The English title is "Die Hard". A possible Engrish translation would be "Die with difficulty" If the episode were directed by Steve Spielberg and George Lucas: All robots are replaced by C3PO and R2D2 models. The professor doesn't make death-rays, but life-rays. Bender is a friendly robot who speaks with a posh English accent. All aliens are replaced with E.T.'s and wookies. Leela has to save Fry from a suburban cult of mutants, Indian Jones style. Also, a new character, Bar Bar Jinx is introduced. As a result, hordes of fans storm the head museum and boil Lucas and Spielberg in a microwave.
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Loki
Professor
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The English title is "Die Hard". A possible Engrish translation would be "Die with difficulty" Oh, come on, my English is not as bad... And, of course, I knew about "diehard". And as far as I know it means "very strong". Not "Die with difficulty". By "dying hard", I mean another thing...
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Arthur C Clarke (Directed by Stanley Kubric): Massive use of classical music, panorams and psychedelic visuals
Arthur Conan Doyle: Zoidberg would be a hell of a lot better at solving crimes. And Hermes, as his trusted sidekick, would be amazed every time.
H.G.Wells: After conquering the Earth the Omicronians would fall prey to the common cold.
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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George Orwell - 2984
There are three gigantic neo-socialist factions on this world: robots, the aliens and the humans. They are always at war. There are always two allies who work together. Alliances often change, but the man in the street never notices. Big Mom rules the humans, Bender rules the robots and Lrrrr rules the aliens.
Fry has a job in Minitruth. He has to rewrite patriotic videogames, so they fit in the Big Mom propaganda. Kill All Aliens, for example, will become Kill All Robots.
Leela works in Minitruth too, and she falls in love with Fry. They meet in a small appartment above and old Professor 's whacky invention shop.
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Red5: Paul Whitehouse: < my avatar would be similar to swiss tony, only selling space craft, he would say things like "making love to a beutifull women is a bit like putting up wall paper, first of all youve goto bend her over your table, cover her in your paste, and then, slap up against the wall. Once yove done that you step back, clean your brush light ya pipe and admire your handy work." Pure class.
Aren't avatar 's great! Brilliant!
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Loki
Professor
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Arthur Conan Doyle: We don’t need to use only alive people? Isaac Asimov: All robots are good. Even Bender, he is programmed in accordance with three laws of robotics, he can’t harm people, he can’t steal anything, he can do only good deeds. Thus he has gone mad…
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