Don't you worry about the framegrab thread, let me worry about blank.

[Reply #480 on:]

Unattractive Giant Monster: Demands? Gee, I don't know ... I seriously didn't think I'd make it this far.

[Reply #481 on:]

I hereby decree that Beamer is the winner of this round for his caption, though critical of an episode that I thoroughly enjoyed

Whaaa? I loved Murder on the Planet Express!

Even better, then.

I wasn't sure if you were saying that the characters in 3013 don't know how to tell ghost stories (stereotypical flashlight from below the face) or if the ghost story that takes place in 3013 is bad and should also feel bad (i.e., Murder on the Planet Express is a bad ghost/horror story).


Caption:
The unattractive giant monster was dying to audition for the part of Romeo, but he was desperate to practice some lines first. He could not find anyone to play the part of Juliet for him. After a fortnight of searching, the near-and-farsighted Professor offered the grace he needed to finally practice will.i.am Shakespeare's greatest work.

[Reply #482 on:]

I hereby decree that Beamer is the winner of this round for his caption, though critical of an episode that I thoroughly enjoyed

Whaaa? I loved Murder on the Planet Express!

Even better, then.

I wasn't sure if you were saying that the characters in 3013 don't know how to tell ghost stories (stereotypical flashlight from below the face) or if the ghost story that takes place in 3013 is bad and should also feel bad (i.e., Murder on the Planet Express is a bad ghost/horror story).

Nah, my captions here rarely ever have anything to do with the original context.

Any more takers?

[Reply #483 on:]

I hereby decree that Beamer is the winner of this round for his caption, though critical of an episode that I thoroughly enjoyed

Whaaa? I loved Murder on the Planet Express!

Even better, then.

I wasn't sure if you were saying that the characters in 3013 don't know how to tell ghost stories (stereotypical flashlight from below the face) or if the ghost story that takes place in 3013 is bad and should also feel bad (i.e., Murder on the Planet Express is a bad ghost/horror story).

Nah, my captions here rarely ever have anything to do with the original context.

Any more takers?

No? Okay, I guess I win then!

[Reply #484 on:]

Hey, my caption wasn't that bad!

Show spoiler

* Scrappy runs off to his bedroom to

Show spoiler

Seriously just kidding, though.

[Reply #485 on:]

Scrappy gets this one for his modesty.

[Reply #486 on:]

Scrappy gets this one for his modesty.

I'm the greatest!

Caption This!

[Reply #487 on:]

Unfortunately for Fry, the professor's body-switching machine was only switching people's top halves now.

[Reply #488 on:]

Scrappy gets this one for his modesty.

Oh, I guess he *did* post a caption, and that that wasn't just a signature file ... Sorry, Scrap, I thought I was the only one who submitted one ...

[Reply #489 on:]

Scrappy gets this one for his modesty.

Oh, I guess he *did* post a caption, and that that wasn't just a signature file ... Sorry, Scrap, I thought I was the only one who submitted one ...

I figured that was what happened.

No prob-lo, Rob Lowe.

[Reply #490 on:]

Amy makes it sure that her outfit won't make time doing things anymore. And this time, it's about time!

[Reply #491 on:]

Amy emerged from her newly restocked bra closet after an evening with her home breast augmentatron ready for battle. No more would those stupid misogynistic men at work gawk just at Leela's boobs all day. "I'll show them!", she muttered to herself. And indeed later that day she did. 

[Reply #492 on:]

The doors slowly opened and she knew it was her time. Her destiny. She had been waiting for this moment for years. Amy was determined to finally win the Sluttiest Martian of the Year award.

[Reply #493 on:]

Hmm... This is a tough call, and since nobody offered me a bribe, I'll have to go with my gut and say that DannyJC13 wins this round. It was a tough decision to make, though. I invite all other participants to treat themselves to a cookie.

[Reply #494 on:]

Sweet.

[Reply #495 on:]

Bird: Yum! Tastes like hyperchicken!

[Reply #496 on:]

"This is the professor's worst finglonger prototype yet!"

[Reply #497 on:]

"I Peli-can't hold on much longer!"

*coughing crickets ensue*

[Reply #498 on:]

The seagull planet of Brimdof IX wasted no time in setting up their human mannequins.

[Reply #499 on:]

Fry awoke his latent jealousy of Bender's extentromatic arms in order to fulfill his growing commitment to the "pull my finger" gag.

[Reply #500 on:]

Fry: Hands off my... hand! I need it to use my fingers!

[Reply #501 on:]

Fry: Screw you, Alfred Hitchcock!

[Reply #502 on:]

A few good ones, but Monster_Robot_Maniac takes it.

[Reply #503 on:]

Lots of good captions for this one!

[Reply #504 on:]

Let the captioning begin!

[Reply #505 on:]

FARNSWORTH: See, THIS is why I stick seagulls to the end of my fingerlongers!

[Reply #506 on:]

Farnsworth: I told you not to install Windows on that thing!

[Reply #507 on:]

Zoidberg: Is it edible?
Professor: For the first time, no! And give it back before you break it or I can't replace you with this medical researching tool called Google!
Zoidberg: You seem angry, let's see what pills I should've been prescribing for you over the years.

[Reply #508 on:]

Leela: Would you guys quit watching videos of Billy West? He's a terrible voice actor.
Professor: How dare you!
Zoidberg: But we like him!
Fry: Yeah, what Zoidberg said! Not sure why, though...

[Reply #509 on:]

Induce a stroke? There's an app for that.

[Reply #510 on:]

Zoidberg: I have all your medical records stored safely on this computer, I just enter it in and shake it to save.
Professor: You idiot, that's an etch-a-sketch!

[Reply #511 on:]

Zoidberg: I'm sorry Hubert, but your human egg is suffering from gill fungus.

[Reply #512 on:]

Quantum Neutrino Field gets this one! 

[Reply #513 on:]

Yay, get this one:

[Reply #514 on:]

"Hey, our outfits match!"

[Reply #515 on:]

"Nya nya na nya nya ... Mine's bigger than YOU-URS! ..."


"Dink Vurm Kaluver, the Pink Worm Remover, at your service ... Let me get my scissors!"

[Reply #516 on:]

"Pfft. Antennas are so outdated."

[Reply #517 on:]

Oh yeah, this is a thing. Next up: Monster_Robot_Maniac.

[Reply #518 on:]

So, is this topic officially dead?

[Reply #519 on:]

It's only dead for as long as the winner does nothing.