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Zoidberg tries cannibalization

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Bender: Yeah, and I persuaded this guy to draft too... I believe that qualifies me for the additional 5 per cents??

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Zoidberg: "Wait a minute. This isn't a mousepad shaped as a hot female chrustacean, it's a dehydrated lobster."

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Originally posted by Kryten:

I think I need new glasses.

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Fry, help, my nose is glued to the readout.

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Military Guy:  Okay robot, recite the Pledge of Alleigance!
Bender: Hey Earth, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind...

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Farnsworth: Damn this Webdings font!

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"So it's still 'don't ask, don't tell', right?"

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Zoidberg:

What are you talking about Bender? I dont see the .... oh...

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The crew decided not to tell anyone. People always look funny at people telling they've seen an UFO.

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Originally posted by Teral:

That's the biggest corn-on-the-cob I've ever seen!

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So how dou ya' like the new neighbours?

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"That's odd, the alien invasion was scheduled for next Tuesday!"

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Fry ~ Houston are stealing our monuments! Stop them, Leela!

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Fry - Look everyone, one of Nature's greatest sites! The convoy...

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Originally posted by Speli:

While the crew watched on as various monuments were completely obliterated by the alien fleet, they wondered whether this meant anything...

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Shatner: I am woman, hear me roar......

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Shatner: (mumbling) Stupid third world countries...can't even afford a brick wall...

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New 3D movie watched by the crew was: "Dependence Day"

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Originally posted by Melllvar:

And now for your viewing pleasure...the classic Rock-afire explosion!

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Bender: Zoidberg, that card looks nothing like the shape of a heart!
Zoidberg: Have you ever tried holding scissors with claws!

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Shatner: To... the left, to... the right

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...so then the nun chopped off the lesbians head? huh? huh? Geez, we have a bad audience tonight.



Zoidy: Gaaaaahhhhhh, not the massive piece of corn on the cob. Wwwhhhhhyyyy?

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Shatner: "And I'm not only famous for making it with all aliens on Star Trek, I also got to get close and personal with Heather Locklear in T.J.Hooker! But enough about her, let's talkabout me for a change..."

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Shatner: My mother-in-law was so fat, we had to pierce her ears so we could see the TV.

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"Yo, whatup, bizzatch? MC White Guy With No Rhythm in da hizzouse!"

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Shatner: Could this be the biggest bench in the world?

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Shatner: I like big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can't deny......

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Fry: Leela, let him have his day! *whispers to Leela* He thinks its an Oscar...

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Originally posted by Melllvar:

Shatner: ...hehe, bet you didn't see that one coming 'ey?

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This was the first, and the last time Shatner was asked for the Bruce Lee memorial show.

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Originally posted by Lesotho_Leela:


Fry: And also, we won a race car!

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Zoidberg is on a diet

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Fry: So this is what the PEELie award statue will look like! We'll just have to get the professer bronzed....

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Professor:Fry, next time try to make it to the toilet the next time you have to throw up!

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That made no sense and was stupid.

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Fry: To show my love for you, Leela, I present you with....this old guy!

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Shatner's 4th apperance on Saturday Night Live was probably the worst.

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Originally posted by Hawk:

Zoidberg is on a diet

Shouldn't that be more like...
'Zoidberg found $10 in the street'

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After the show, the Professer fired his gag-writer, Andrea Huckstep. He hired Zoidberg instead.