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Morbo: Hey, Don't you dare watcing me!

*Dances a TOTPD*

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Morbo: Oh hello, I did not hear you enter. Welcome to my home, puny humans.
Narrator: it's the Morbo Show Christmas Special!

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Morbo (talking to Oprah 's head-in-a-jar): People don't realise I 'm very sensitive. I have feelings too. Superiority, disgust of all humans, kill, devour, conquer, enslave.  Those are all feelings right?

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Leela: Ha!!! this is my first fairy-robot-warrior... soon the complete army will be ready and i will take on the world....... wait!, ipm speaking like the prof!!

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Originally posted by ZombieJesus:

Morbo:I dare you to stare at my eyes and not blink puny humans!

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Originally posted by Hawk:

I AM LACTOSE THE INTOLERANT!!!

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Morbo: Tonight, Morbo will be watching...BECKER!

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Morbo does not find this amusing. Will the puny human responsible please remove this hedgehog from Morbo's chair,and buttocks.

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Morbo:Today I tell you one quite old but interesting tale. It's about a young pretty girl in a red hat, who loves her grandmother most. And about a good old woman, her grandma, who likes pies, but as she have been paralyzed since she was at the Vietnam War (where she killed a lot of humans) she needs her little granddaughter to bring her pies. And there also is a wolf. The Gray Wolf who killed a lot of humans in the forest... I kill you pathetic humans! I kill you all!!! .... hm, what am I speaking about?

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Bender: Is it a magnet or what?

^ Old one alert.

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Originally posted by homerjaysimpson:

 Morbo:I dare you to stare at my eyes and not blink puny humans!

Gowron: "Gowron accepts your challenge, petaQ! Today is a good day to stare!"

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Narrator: "When Morbo's hemerhoids start acting up, he reaches for a great tube of Preperation H."

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The Queen's Speech, 2003

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What'dya say, let's dump these meatbags and hit the REAL party?

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Originally posted by Ricky:

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Bender:Those Grunka Lunkas getting you down eh boss? I've got a great fresh batch of sla...workers round back I can sell you. They'll work for nothing, as long as you tell them a bedside story before naptime...

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Bender: Do you really think I shall take of my parts?

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"Meetcha in the boathouse in 10 minutes. Wear a thong."

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*shudder*



Bender: So those orange guys work for nothing you say. Interesting....

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Morbo: "I don't care what *any* other planets say...we shall invade Iraq, whether you like it or not!"

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Originally posted by Ricky:

Is there a way you can get off this ride?

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Originally posted by Kryten:

"Meetcha in the boathouse in 10 minutes. Wear a thong."

Best. Framegrab. Quote. Ever. 

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Originally posted by Kryten:
"Meetcha in the boathouse in 10 minutes. Wear a thong."

How could a worm wear a thong?

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Originally posted by Ricky:
 How could a worm wear a thong?

It's best not to ponder it.

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Bender: You know your wife is two-timing you with a snail.

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Bender: Do you think I should talk with that female snail for you? She really is something for you!

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Bender: Gimme all your money or I 'll throw salt on you.

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From the premiere night of the new standup comedy show, put on by Seinfelds head-in-a-jar.


Same group of people 4 minutes into the show.

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Host: Now, although this IS being broadcast on FOX, there's no need for obnoxious hollering and hooting.
Audience: Whoo! Whoop whoop!
Host: Oh, lord....

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All: "Woo! Go Professor! Take it *all* off!"

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*Host* Now, put your hand in the air if you have VD!

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Originally posted by Guy:

The Planet Express watch the Rock-afire explosion of the year 3000.

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Fry: Wow, who knew Britney Spears would make such a great Frankenstein?
Leela: Actually, that's Frankenbritney. She has the legs of Mandy Moore and the left shoulder of Pink.

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Bender:I farted.


Leela: Please,please fling this gross meatball at Glebert Godfree*!

Bender:hehe...Sure will!

*not sure if it is the right spelling or not.

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Fry seemed to enjoy his new business, clearing impacted bowels.

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The professor's latest class at Mar's U, the Effects of Aging on Sexual Potency, attacted a record 0 students.

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Hermese: "I'll never pass inspection now!" "They will bust me lower than a limbo stick"." At carnival time". "And thats as low as limbo sticks get"sob. 

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Bender was still in his baby-fase...

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what is going on this is wierd. Oh and don't forget to visit futurama trivia.

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Originally posted by clampybot:
Hermese: "I'll never pass inspection now!" "They will bust me lower than a limbo stick"." At carnival time". "And thats as low as limbo sticks get"sob. 

2 things: you need to type the URL of the picture inside the [ img][ /img]tags for it to show up, and come up with new lines for the picture. Preferably funny lines, but as you can see from this thread that's not a requirement. 


Initial repsons for Travolta's newest movie, Battlefield Earth 2" was not favorably.

 

at Glebert Godfree*!

Gilbert Gottfried.

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Bender: You didn't by any chance leave the oven on again did you?