Signs that you've watched too much Futurama

[Reply #80 on:]

you know you watch too much Futurama

when u carry around a portable DVD player that has never had any other dvd besides futurama in it, and u accidently run into someone while watching it, they pick a fight with u and ur response is
"Bite my shiney metal ass!"
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what?? thats never happened to you?

[Reply #81 on:]

When you try to come up with signs to show that you watch too much Futurama...

[Reply #82 on:]

When your DVD player just gives up and refuses to play another Futurama disk.

When you miss your brother/sister's wedding to watch Futurama.

When someone says words like 'windmills' and 'turles' and you start laughing.

When you think of Richard Nixon, he's bodyless.

You shout 'crap spackle' at people.

When the people in the nice white coats come to take you away after you started shouting 'Je suis Nepolon!' at passing pigions.

When you post more that three times on a signs that you watch too much Futurama thread.

[Reply #83 on:]

What about dreaming it?

[Reply #84 on:]

when you use the word 'shippy' in a daily conversation.

its really a sign that you've been spending too much time on Peel, but thats kinda the same thing

[Reply #85 on:]

how i dont get that

[Reply #86 on:]

Hmm...

When you skip work/school just to watch futurama.
When you replay the Futurama videogame a hundred times and know the mini movies' lines by heart.
When you've got entire episodes of dialouge by heart and can recite who said what at random.
When you can tell people when each episode was made, and when it aired.

[Reply #87 on:]

When someone asks you a question and you answer "Oh my, yes" or "Hell no!"

Heh, I actually do that... I also said "cheese it" the other day...

[Reply #88 on:]

When you try to morph two character names together and get something like "Nixorbo".

[Reply #89 on:]

You know the names of everyone who worked for the show, including the people who brought the writers food.

You've spent more money on Futurama merchendice(sic) than you have on gifts for you boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife.

Your idea of Saturday night entertainment is posting on a Futurama message board.

Your parrot can quote most lines from the shows and the audio comenterries.

You believe that Suiside Booths will be common place in three years.

You know the words to all the Futurama songs and sing them when you're in the house by yourself.

You've used the line "Your a male. I'm a female. We're just too different."

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You have an alarm clock that starts off your day with the Futurama theme song.

You write a witty caption to the start of your day.

You say "good news everyone" when you walk in to a room and really mean you have bad news.

You stuff yourself in a freezer every newyears.

You quote Futurama everyday.

You quit your job to join a delivery service just so you can use halariouse quips from the show and claim them as your own.

You hang out a delivery service with a black guy you kidnaped, a leela doll, some old guy you payed to spend time with you and wear a white coat, a lobster that's past it's prime, a can pasted to a metal bucket with a face painted on it all wile wishing every day you make an asian friend to be amy.

...these are all true stories by the way...

[Reply #91 on:]

I've quoted Futurama daily, as well as say, "oh my no" on many occasions

[Reply #92 on:]

Your TV has images of Futurama chacracters burned into the screen and so that everything you watch, whether Futurama or not, comes out as Futurama.

[Reply #93 on:]

You get surgery to look like a character.
After a punchline you say "Bam!"
You wear a red jacket, blue jeans or white singlet and black track-suit pants.

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You go onto an internet forum site dedicated to Futurama while watching Futurama
You do a random reference to Futurama whens some says 'that guy' and most of the people dont get it and one of them ask 'is that a Futurama joke?'

[Reply #95 on:]

 

Originally posted by ecks:
... You hang out a delivery service with a black guy you kidnaped, a leela doll, some old guy you payed to spend time with you and wear a white coat, a lobster that's past it's prime... all wile wishing every day you make an asian friend to be amy.

...these are all true stories by the way...

Ecks, now you're really scarin' me...
 

[Reply #96 on:]

When you refer to Christmas as Xmas during real life conversations. Christians don't like that.

[Reply #97 on:]

you think you've given your crackpot family practitioner his comeupance when you call him a 'zoidberg'

[Reply #98 on:]

 

Originally posted by RS 2thou:
You go onto an internet forum site dedicated to Futurama while watching Futurama
You do a random reference to Futurama whens some says 'that guy' and most of the people dont get it and one of them ask 'is that a Futurama joke?'

There is no part of that I don't do. Also, I wear a red jacket with blue jeans    All I need's the plain white shirt, and the hair..and to be a guy.. (o.o) Also, while reading a chapter in HP4 (I decided to re-read it for the heck of it) One of the owl's names is ironically Hermes..


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[Reply #99 on:]

You spend christmas and new year watching futurama

The words futurama through constant viewing are now burned into your retena to remind you each and everyday of your favourite show.

When you buy your entire family for birthdays and christmasses nothing but futurama merchendise.

You have a secreat shrine to futurama in your cupboard

When you paint your coke cans green and write slurm on them.

You request for the futurama theme tune to be played at your funeral.

[Reply #100 on:]

 

Originally posted by jordan05:


You request for the futurama theme tune to be played at your funeral.

Not a bad idea you got there....

[Reply #101 on:]

When your grave looks like this


I still say "You got fleeced" and some people laugh and others think I'm insane.

[Reply #102 on:]

The more people post, the more I remember I'm insane.. I always randomly recite lines...When somebody gets a bad deal, I say "you got fleeced" I often times say "casual hello" I basically am a freak.

[Reply #103 on:]

he he zoidy, i sorta recite it... more like i scream at people in the professor voice, then walk off talking about octagonal (acktaganal) shaped bodie that suck the blood from your.... i'm out of the room by then, then i walk back in to make a better exit, "woop woop woop!" *scuttle*... Now try to say that your a freak...

[Reply #104 on:]

 

Originally posted by Venus:
When you refer to Christmas as Xmas during real life conversations. Christians don't like that.

Actually I was going to do that this Xmas. I also sometimes say "ax" and see if people catch on but they are all regular and never say "What did you say?"

[Reply #105 on:]

 

Originally posted by FutureDramaQeen:
Your idea of Saturday night entertainment is posting on a Futurama message board.

>_>
<_<

how about when a Futurama message board is the first bookmarked site you go to once signed online?

also...

if the word "underwear" is no longer a part of your vocabulary and instead has been replaced by the more funny "underpants"

when people think youre talking to yourself but instead youre interacting with your pals from the delivery company

when you respond to arguments with futurama lines. for instance, instead of saying "shut up" today, i said "would you kindly shut your noise hole"

and also, when you friend every philip j. fry, bender, etc. on facebook and myspace (me me me!!!) and hold imaginary conversations with them on their walls

[Reply #106 on:]

getting back on track.

you have a autographed pic of a crew members' voiceactor.

you own comic book the movie.

you know who christopher ting is.

you have ever walked up to someone and said"HI RED!!!"

you can recite the pilot from"SPACE" to "boy!"

you check gotfuturama.com daily

you have ever called emeril "alzar"

you know who the chick in "bad santa" is.

[Reply #107 on:]

u have actually said "Cheese it!"

[Reply #108 on:]

When you can draw every frame from all 70 odd episodes blindfolded.

When you think of futurama during sex

When you consder futurama your religon

You request in your will for when you die to be burried with all your merchandise and dvds.

[Reply #109 on:]

 

Originally posted by jordan05:
When you think of futurama during s*

Uhm... 
sleep?   
sit-ups?   
showering?   
sappy movies?

 

[Reply #110 on:]

 

Originally posted by SpaceCase:
Uhm...   
sleep?   
sit-ups?   
showering?   
sappy movies?

   

Err.. not quite. He he he

[Reply #111 on:]

I'm having my new house built to look just like the Planet Express building!  I am even trying to get the interior and floor plan as close as possible.  The contractors think I'm nuts, I say Eccentric.

[Reply #112 on:]

 

Originally posted by jordan05:
Err.. not quite. He he he

What, oh what could he mean? 

 

Originally posted by CaptanYesterday:
I'm having my new house built to look just like the Planet Express building! I am even trying to get the interior and floor plan as close as possible. The contractors think I'm nuts, I say Eccentric.

Hmm... 
Why do I suddenly have great respect for your contractor's opinion?
 

[Reply #113 on:]

whenever I play cards and win again, I say "Horray For Me" just like Zoidberg. Most of my friends dont get it.......

[Reply #114 on:]

   

Originally posted by jordan05:
When you think of futurama during sex

Is this coming from personal experience or...   


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[Reply #115 on:]

*applaudes to CaptanYesterday* I had the same idea. Only I don't think I could persuade anyone to build something like that for me...Anywho, post pictures if it gets done on the outside (or when I should say if you're building now)

[Reply #116 on:]

 

Originally posted by wwe_fk:
you know who christopher ting is.

you have ever walked up to someone and said"HI RED!!!"

I know who Chris Tyng is, he also did the music for the O.C., but that doesn't mean I've been watching too much Futurama.

And I'll admit at school there is a kid who walks up to me and says "Hi, [my name here]" and I dont know his name so I just call him Red (and yes, he does have red hair)

[Reply #117 on:]

Here's a bad one.  My best friend at work is named Lisa.  I've caught myself a couple of times almost calling her Leela. That would have been tough to explain.  Even more so because I think she probably knows who Leela is.  Her husband likes Futurama. 

[Reply #118 on:]

Once, in a meeting at work, we were asked to describe our company and I said, "We're like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood" and everyone stared at me except for this guy I sit by who loves the show too.

[Reply #119 on:]

you think the theme song has lyrics. (fu-tur-ra-ma)

you never change your peel icon.

you do change your peel icon, but just for hoildays.

the know your wallet is where you keep your dollooooos.( or wing-wangs)

you ever had the urge to practice your stabbing.

you have comtimpated making a slurms mckenzie t-shirt.

you think morbo could kick kent brockman's ass

you think time s l o w s  - d o w n   -w h e n   -a   -j a n i t o r   -i s   -i n   -t h e   -r o o m.