Signs that you've watched too much Futurama

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Keep the list going.

1.  People keep asking you "What's wrong with your eyes?"
2.  You have every script catologed in your brain.
3.  You have long skinny bandaged fingers from being on PEEL too long.
4.  Representatives from the FOX network smash your computer at night from all of the illegal episode downloading.
5.  You start losing friends.
6.  You start talking like Zoidberg.
7.  You start acting as dumb as fry.
8.  You have a "shrine"
9.  You start stalking Katey Sagal
10. You buy 5 of each different piece of Futurama merchandice.

[Reply #1 on:]

Only one woman will do for you, and she either...

1) Has one eye and is a kung fu master...
2) Favors pink and often lapses into another language...
3) Is part fish...
4) Has a dirt fetish...
or
5) Is really old and owns a corporation... (this is when you know you're REALLY gone... and should be shot...)

[Reply #2 on:]

yes i think i am there ive definatly had 2 much futurama i know this because you ake your self stupid questions like, what would leela look like with an eyebrow and fry hangon none of them have eyebrows eep!.
 

[Reply #3 on:]

yeh bovie, I'm at least 7 out of those 10 you mentioned

[Reply #4 on:]

yeah. i've got a sign. u know ur obssessed when u record every episode of Futurama, like me. that's why i'm called futurefreak. heehee don't judge me any differently now, later

~futurefreak 

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I've taped most of the episodes, does that qualify as being a freak

[Reply #6 on:]

Nah, not yet! You have to record every episode aired in your country and have downloaded every episode onto your computer, too. Then you are promoted to Futurama Valhalla.

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Originally posted by Gort:
Nah, not yet! You have to record every episode aired in your country and have downloaded every episode onto your computer, too. Then you are promoted to Futurama Valhalla.

i'm obsessed, but i guess not as obsessed as u Gort! later

~futurefreak 

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Originally posted by Slurm:
I've taped most of the episodes, does that qualify as being a freak

Slurm, i officialy crown u as a freak.

~futurefreak 

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Originally posted by Gort:
Nah, not yet! You have to record every episode aired in your country and have downloaded every episode onto your computer, too. Then you are promoted to Futurama Valhalla.

AND you have to have watched every single episode AT LEAST 3-5 times.

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Originally posted by Nova:
AND you have to have watched every single episode AT LEAST 3-5 times.

i think i've watched every recorded episode at least 5 times.

later

~futurefreak 

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Originally posted by Nova:
AND you have to have watched every single episode AT LEAST 3-5 times.

And you have to give all your children (at least) one of the following names

• Philip
• Toronga
• Bender
• Hubert
• Zoidberg
• Hermes
• Amy

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Originally posted by futurefreak:

i think i've watched every recorded episode at least 5 times.

later

~futurefreak 

Well, how many did you record?

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Originally posted by plex:
Well, how many did you record?

sadly, i didnt start recording until just recently. here's what i have:

A Fishful of Dollars

A Big Piece of Garbage

Hell is Other Robots

Mars University

When Aliens Attack

I Second That Emotion

Brannigan Begin Again

A Head in the Polls

Why Must I Be A Crustacean in Love

Put Your Head on My Shoulder

Lesser of Two Evils

How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back

A Clone of My Own

The Deep South

Bender Gets Made

Mother's Day

Anthology of Interest 1

The Honking

War is the H-Word

The Cryonic Woman

*about half of these r on one tape. the others r mixed in w/ some simpson episodes but know i'm trying to record them on only futurama tapes........NO COMMERCIALS! ciao!

~futurefreak 

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plex, have u recorded any futurama episodes?

later

~futurefreak 

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I'm a bigger Freak than all of you, I have every episode on tape except 3 and I have those 3 downloaded so I have seen every episode ever aired and seen most of them about 10 times.

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I only started taping after the second season, but then half of my tapes got lost.  Will somebody PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAA ASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE sell me copies of their tapes. PPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA AASSSSSEEEEEEE.

FutureFreak, Slurm, Plex, FuturamaFeedbag:
My E-mail is bovinus_maximus@hotmail.com

Is any of this against the board's rules.  If it is Mr. Moderaters.  Please tell me.

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Originally posted by futurefreak:
plex, have u recorded any futurama episodes?

later

~futurefreak 

Not even one . I prefer to have them digitally.

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that's cool.

hey is zoidberg dr zoidberg's first or last name?

until i write again

~futurefreak 

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Originally posted by futurefreak:
that's cool.

Whats cool?

 

hey is zoidberg dr zoidberg's first or last name?

I suppose his lastname.

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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
I only started taping after the second season, but then half of my tapes got lost.  Will somebody PPPPPPPPLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAA ASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE sell me copies of their tapes. PPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA AASSSSSEEEEEEE.

Sorry, cant help in this matter.

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downloading episodes digitally r cool. i guess. i really dont know what im writing know, so dont act surprised if u dont understand cuz even i dont understand myself. later

~futurefreak 

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Originally posted by futurefreak:
downloading episodes digitally r cool. i guess. i really dont know what im writing know, so dont act surprised if u dont understand cuz even i dont understand myself. later

~futurefreak 

If we can help you in any way, just tell us .

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Originally posted by plex:
And you have to give all your children (at least) one of the following names

• Philip
• Toronga
• Bender
• Hubert
• Zoidberg
• Hermes
• Amy

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I certainly wouldn't name my son after an ancient greek god of thieves which sounds very much like "herpes" whatever, maybe call your son "Conrad". =;-)))

Ainoth

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PLEX:  what format are your episodes in?  RP? MPEG? DivX?

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Originally posted by plex:
And you have to give all your children (at least) one of the following names

• Philip
• Toronga
• Bender
• Hubert
• Zoidberg
• Hermes
• Amy

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i think toronga would be a good middle name cuz' middle names r supposed to be weird n embarrassing.

later

~futurefreak  :p

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Then Zoidberg would be an even better middle name...
Now, if you name your kid Zapp or Morbo, then I'd be REALLY worried.

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hey i know zippo! it's kind of a combination of zapp n morbo, except for the i. when i think of the name zapp, it remings me of john on the simpsons.

ciao for now

~futurefreak 

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I will pay big bucks if someone sells me copies of their episodes. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$  $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Reply #29 on:]

i already got some cash to spend. i don't need anymore.

for now, i'm outta here

~futurefreak 

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i know one that fits bovinatron...

u tell yourself your gonna memorize as many futurama episodes as possible over the summer... 

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Originally posted by Bovinatron:
Keep the list going.

1.  People keep asking you "What's wrong with your eyes?"
2.  You have every script catologed in your brain.
3.  You have long skinny bandaged fingers from being on PEEL too long.
4.  Representatives from the FOX network smash your computer at night from all of the illegal episode downloading.
5.  You start losing friends.
6.  You start talking like Zoidberg.
7.  You start acting as dumb as fry.
8.  You have a "shrine"
9.  You start stalking Katey Sagal
10. You buy 5 of each different piece of Futurama merchandice.

that's a complete load... 

[Reply #32 on:]

No entiendo.

[Reply #33 on:]

i was quoting bender from a clone of my own

i would have used no se (accent over the e) instead of no entiendo, but they basically mean the same thing 

[Reply #34 on:]

"no entiendo" pretty much means "I don't understand," while "no se" means "I don't know."    

[Reply #35 on:]

yeah yeah yeah whatever whatever i'm learning though. i'm taking spanish 2. i'll get the hang of it someday... 

[Reply #36 on:]

so am I.  Now that we know, we can talk in crudely assembled spanish sentences with out of place adjectives, and disgraceful grammer.

[Reply #37 on:]

all right.

Soy viendo la television y esuchando la radio. y tu? (hell with the accents)

[Reply #38 on:]

Tengo herpes anal, pero marcas del Velveeta él sensación mejor.

[Reply #39 on:]

uhhhh...uhhhh...no se!