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NastyInThePasty

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Watching a "bruised forearm" movie with Leela is a sure-fire date with the emergency room.
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TheMadCapper

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DOOP Secretary

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Zapp: Leela, this isn't what I meant when I asked you and Labarbara to give me a handjob!
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futz
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LaBarbra: Wasn't me.
Leela: He who smelt it, delt it.
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Eternium

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Zapp: Oh boner, not now.
Sof wins Just for the simplicity of this post  TheMadCapper's was second(a lot of sex jokes, but that must be Zapp's fault)
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NastyInThePasty

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Zapp: Still won't talk, eh? Kif...bring in the finger.
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Eternium

Professor

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We now return woth 'The Transcredible Exploids of Zapp Brannigan'! With Philip J Fry in the role of leela
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AllEggsIn1Basket

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While Zapp played "bad cop," Kif counted down to his "good cop" entrance. They'd soon reduce Fry to tears and get to him to admit to spilling Slurm on Zapp's velour couch.
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Zapp: You know you could you could have his job if you worked harder, and stopped wearing pants.
Fry: But I'm your prisoner.
Zapp: Everybody's a prisoner on Zapp Brannigan's ship soldier. Kif, are the beer taps on line yet for St. Patricks Day? And nice wearing of the green I might add.
Kif: Yes sir and I'm always green, sir.
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Eternium

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Fry: So what are you in here for? Roosevelt: Surely you have heard of Franklin Roosevelt? Fry: Wait, were you the first black president?
BenderBending wins Supreme description of Fry's stupidness El-man & Url go second 
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Eternium

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Fry to Amy and Leela: "Ehhh... You'd better not look over there..."
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