I find that the most erotic part of a framegrab thread is the captions

[Reply #80 on:]

CookiesOnTheFloor wins.

[Reply #81 on:]

We're waiting, cookies.

[Reply #82 on:]

Anyone want to yoink?

[Reply #83 on:]

The *gasp!* I think it's blotto! thread is dead to...

Let's just use the first image you get when searching on Google:


There must be something funny to think of with this image? Otherwise someone else post, I just want to get this game in the air again

[Reply #84 on:]

This'll do just fine, Eternium.

Zapp didn't know what hurt more - Leela's hand painfully gripping his, or the fact this movie was a rom-com.

[Reply #85 on:]

Zapp: Oh boner, not now.

[Reply #86 on:]

Watching a "bruised forearm" movie with Leela is a sure-fire date with the emergency room.

[Reply #87 on:]

Leela (to herself): I expected Zapp to make a move on me, but LaBarbara?

[Reply #88 on:]

Zapp: Leela, this isn't what I meant when I asked you and Labarbara to give me a handjob!

[Reply #89 on:]

Voice off camera: And the winner of "Sexiest Futurama Character" goes to...Susan, now on Zapp Brannigan's ass!!!

[Reply #90 on:]

LaBarbra: Wasn't me.

Leela: He who smelt it, delt it.

[Reply #91 on:]

The big tentacle scene in this freaky anime porn did not sit well with Leela.

[Reply #92 on:]

Zapp: Oh boner, not now.

Sof wins Just for the simplicity of this post

TheMadCapper's was second(a lot of sex jokes, but that must be Zapp's fault)

[Reply #93 on:]

Wow! I wasn't expecting it but thanks! and mmmm let me see



Have fun! 

[Reply #94 on:]

Zapp: Still won't talk, eh? Kif...bring in the finger.

[Reply #95 on:]

We now return woth 'The Transcredible Exploids of Zapp Brannigan'! With Philip J Fry in the role of leela

[Reply #96 on:]

Fry: On boner, not now!

[Reply #97 on:]

Worryingly, this was not the first time Fry had been handcuffed to a chair by a man not wearing pants.

[Reply #98 on:]

Zapp: Let see how you will survive my bone-crushing gaze.
Kif: But sir, I think...
Zapp: Your bones are crushed next Kif!
Kif: Actually, I don't have bones. I'm supported by system of fluid filled bladders.

[Reply #99 on:]

Behind the scenes, Brannigan's boy band was falling apart. Offstage, Fry and Zapp argue over choreography while Kif performs his "One is the Loneliest Number" solo.

[Reply #100 on:]

Zapp: So Amy let you put it in there too.

[Reply #101 on:]

While Zapp played "bad cop," Kif counted down to his "good cop" entrance. They'd soon reduce Fry to tears and get to him to admit to spilling Slurm on Zapp's velour couch.

[Reply #102 on:]

Zapp: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Kif! Poke him with the soft cushions!

[Reply #103 on:]

Zapp: You know you could you could have his job if you worked harder, and stopped wearing pants.

Fry: But I'm your prisoner.

Zapp: Everybody's a prisoner on Zapp Brannigan's ship soldier. Kif, are the beer taps on line yet for St. Patricks Day? And nice wearing of the green I might add.

Kif: Yes sir and I'm always green, sir.

[Reply #104 on:]

The first rule of Dork Club is: you do not talk about Dork Club.

[Reply #105 on:]

Ok is hard to decide but Eternium wins and Quantum Neutrino Field is in second place.

[Reply #106 on:]

Did I really win? Awsome! Will post pic as soon as I can...

You know the rules, no fun allowed...  

[Reply #107 on:]

Fry: ...since he's bragging about it all the time, I'm not sure if I really should kiss his shiny metal ass...
Roosevelt: Who are you again?

[Reply #108 on:]

Fry: So what are you in here for?
Roosevelt: Surely you have heard of Franklin Roosevelt?
Fry:  Wait, were you the first black president?

[Reply #109 on:]

Fry: First it was Taft giving you the shaft, now there's too much rope-smoke. Listen Mr. Presidelano, if you don't stop complaining I'll have to move you to that closet with Romney.

[Reply #110 on:]

Fry: Wait, you're all Presidents? I thought you were some sort of middle-aged boy band...

[Reply #111 on:]

Fry: I'm sorry sir, but you're not allowed to park here.

[Reply #112 on:]

Roosevelt: Sorry, Philip, but as mere heads there are certain cravings we are unable to fulfill.
Fry: Ugh... close your eyes, Harding.

[Reply #113 on:]

Fry: Jackson ... Harding ... Roosevelt ... Jefferson. There! Back in alphabetical order again!


(BTW, this is a repost.)

[Reply #114 on:]

Fry: So what are you in here for?
Roosevelt: Surely you have heard of Franklin Roosevelt?
Fry:  Wait, were you the first black president?

BenderBending wins Supreme description of Fry's stupidness

El-man & Url go second

[Reply #115 on:]

Thanks Eternium, haven't been on this thread that much so hope this one hasn't already been used

[Reply #116 on:]

Fry to Amy and Leela: "Ehhh... You'd better not look over there..."

[Reply #117 on:]

Professor: Ah, this takes me back to those apocalyptic days...

Leela: I have sometimes felt the need to waterproof my boobs...

Amy: I've got a sudden desire to play ping-pong...

Fry: Hey, got this shirt in anything but red?

[Reply #118 on:]

Hubert moonlights as the pornstar known as Little Red Hiding Wood.

[Reply #119 on:]

Professor: Finally, comfortable clothes for men too.
Fry: Umm professor, I think those are one size too small for you... and not to you.