I find that the most erotic part of a framegrab thread is the captions

[#720 :]

With pleasure!

Fry (Excited)
A penny!

[#721 :]

TheBadRapper, please come claim your prize.

[#722 :]

*yoink*

[#723 :]

FARNSWORTH: Good news, everyone! I traded our survival supplies for a solid silver replica of Bart Simpson's slingshot!!

[#724 :]

Before Fry began his fan dance, the Professor insisted on being helped into his new truss.

[#725 :]

Bender: What a stupid tuning fork! And I said B, not A sharp!

[#726 :]

Hermes: No offence, Professor, but your new inventions suck. I mean, that's the most irrelevant thing I've ever seen.
Bender: That seems even less helpful than me, Bender.

[#727 :]

Prof: It's for suppositories you knuckleheads! Don't you know anything about the ascent of man and tools!

[#728 :]

Farnsworth: Well, after calculating our measurements, it seems that out of all of us, Bender has the longest antenna.

[#729 :]

Farnsworth:  Look what I invented!

Bender (sarcsatically):  Ooooh, a sling shot!  You're ahead of your time old man!

Fry:  Is it cooler than this fan I'm holding?

Hermes:  What exactly did you invent?

Farnsworth:  The machine that goes 'ping'!

Hermes:  How are we going to survive this primative planet with THAT?

[#730 :]

Fry: Uh...

Farnsworth: What, are you not worried Bender will turn into a fly?

[#731 :]

I'm going to be announcing a winner tomorrow, last chance for captions!

[#732 :]

Last chance is gone. Take it El-Man!

[#733 :]

Nibbler: Just relax and take it.  You know you want it.

[#734 :]

I do, I do, I doooo!

[#735 :]

"Hey, you're not the regular forehead inspector..."

[#736 :]

Zapp:  Okay, bub!  Where's that piece of paper that was in my pants pocket?

Carnie:  You mean the one with the numbers and letters on it?

Zapp:  Yes, that's it.

Carnie:  And the letters LRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRL?

Zapp:  Yes, where is it?

Carnie:  Never saw it!

Zapp punches the Carnie.

[#737 :]

Zapp gently pulled the Young Man up off of the hard, cold cement. He took him in his burly, well-developed arms, and whispered into his hair-covered ear, "Make Love....Not War." The young man willingly pulled closer to Zapp's face, his lips puckering in delight. Zapp leaned toward the young man's face, and without a second thought, the two friends' lips had connected, transforming them from simpleminded, common boys into overachieving, extraordinary men in a matter of seconds. The surge of love flowed through the two partners; It was a feeling they had never truly felt before. The two slowly pulled back from each other, each still looking deep into one another's eyes admiringly. The young man, unbelievably grateful that all of his fantasies were becoming realities, wiped a tear of happiness from his beady eye, and while feeling the surge of true love, said....,

"Radical."

[#738 :]

Zapp hated it when it was his turn for 'earwax patrol'.

[#739 :]

Zapp: I'd get you killed on the spot, but I can't stand to see those "every animal has right to live" protests anymore.
Waterfall: Dude, what have you been smoking?

[#740 :]

Zapp: How... do... you... get... your... hair... so... SHINY!?

[#741 :]

That seems to be it. Okay,  Monster_Robot_Maniac wins, for amusingly making the OOC meter spin in a circle.

[#742 :]

I span that meter like a possessed child spinning it's own head, baby.

[#743 :]

Morbo: ...And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

[#744 :]

Linda: And finally, kids, please stop sending Morbo candy. It gets him drunk.

Morbo: Y'know... Linderrr... you're shorta shexy in dish light...

[#745 :]

It's amazing how few people could tell the difference after Linda killed Morbo and replaced him with a papier-mâché replica.

[#746 :]

Linda: And now a first for live TV ... Morbo's head will now explode!

[#747 :]

Linda:  We now go live to Geraldo Riveria's head to open the vault to Al Capone's lost treasure!

Morbo (drunk):  Please excuse me, I had a wild party last night and I stole Tom Brokaw's hovercar......

[#748 :]

Linda: This is Channel √2 news. I am Linda.
Morbo: I am Morbo and I will destroy you!
Linda: Tonight our top news is: we got "chairs that go wheee".
Morbo: Morbo is pleased, but dizzy.


_edited spelling mistake I keep making every time

[#749 :]

In honor of the upcoming Anchorman 2, Coldangel is the Winner of this round!

[#750 :]

Post or get yoinked, Coldy...

[#751 :]

Too late! This is more fun!

[#752 :]

Fry: Leela, I don't like those space hobos... they are making a fire in space.

[#753 :]

"They kicked me out of their club, too?!"

[#754 :]

Leela: Don't worry about them, Fry. That's not a fire, it's an exposed nuclear core. They'll all be dead in about a week.

[#755 :]

Fry:  Leela!  Make those space hobos stop looking at me!

[#756 :]

It was then that Fry realized he was being stalked.

[#757 :]

In space, no one can beg for change.

[#758 :]

Fry: How's that robot I ran over
Farnsworth: We did all we could....
Fry: You mean he's...?
Farnsworth: Good as new? Yes!

[#759 :]

And the winner is ...


NastyInThePasty

("There's a man out on the wing! Actually, three of them!" would also have been good.)